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Phi @ Dal: Philly is trying to catch the Giants and Dallas is trying to catch the Slurs and folks at NFL head office are trying to forget that this is a prime time marquee game. Cassel is trying to prove that the Pats, Chiefs, Vikes and Bills were all wrong about him. At 33 I think he’s just about to come into his own. So many others have done the same thing at the same age. Remember that guy? And what about that dude that played for that team back in the [mumbles]? So I say “go for it, fella that’ll be out of the league next year!”
Your Sunday Night NFC East Nail-Biter Open Thread
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Lily?
Anna
SO Lily.
Why not both?
SHOW WHERE THEY KILLED JACK KENNEDY
Can we just make Lily our new Matron Saint?
I like Lily so much that apparently I preemptively named my cat after her.
I am pretty sure CasselVANIA is on bath salts, but fuck it I am entertained
Cowboys must have bussed in the Pats refs cause Jesus fucking Christ the holds.
Are you telling me that putting a defender in an armbar is supposed to be a hold?
Can that actually be good?
Wasted Life is probably not the worst metaphor for being an NFC East fan. This game is tied. Tequila?
TEQUILA
If I still drank Tequila, I’d join you. As it stands, the closest Indian Rez is a few hundred miles away and I can NOT afford that at this stage in my life.
(Yes. there is a story there, and if you kids are good, Uncle entropy will provide)
Tequila makes her clothes come off…
Oh, never mind, Zymm’s way ahead of that song.
Welp, that lost me my FF game barring Antonio Gates discovering the Fountain of Youth by tomorrow, but it was worth it.
Because Greg Hardy wasn’t involved.
I was hoping that TD went to Beasley so you went from a 3% chance to win to over 50% to win in a matter of minutes in Sills league, instead it went to the guy playing against me.
Speaking of music, Mrs Nobyl and I are going to see the Tran Siberian Orchestra in San Antonio this December. First time for us, for those that have seen them is it a good show?
My ex-girlfriend’s sister used to sing for them! I’m told that yes, it’s terrific.
I have heard fantastic things, and I love San Antonio, so you’re in for a good time no matter what.
We have a game.
And, on the older side,
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eeG5Pl-5e1Q
WHA?
CASSEL-VANIA HAIL MARY? Why the fuck not??
WAT
WHAT IS A CATCH
So….Catch?
Pretty much every employment-based drama on networks should be renamed for clarity. For example, a show about medical professionals should be called SEX HOSPITAL. One about FBI agents in training should be called FUCK ACADEMY. One about firemen could be called FORNICATION STATION.
Make it easier on your DVR. FORNISTATION is fine.
Fornication Station sounds like one of those “Conjunction Junction” cartoon specials.
So… 24-24 tie?
What a great return! And now here’s Matt Cassel to fuck it all up!
Welp
Mashed or baked?
Mashed. With garlic and the peels.
Hasselback
This sucks.
WAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHmbulance is on its way!
Whoever wrote that scene with the guy yelling “representative” into his phone knows the language of my soul.
If you ever had to call AT&T between 2007 & 2010, and you got the IVR? I did that to you and I am SO SO SO SORRY.
IVR?
“Integrated Voice Response,” that thing that says, “Please tell me what you want to do today” when you call.
Modern punk isn’t all political! Sometimes it’s just a plea for civility towards applicances! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bkyNNq4_1fA
These assholes put on a hell of a live show, highly recommended, should you find yourself in the region.
See what I mean about geography playing a part? Plus I’m y’know, older than you, so I got to come up with the Meatmen (and you still suck), Dead Kennedys, Bad Religion, Underdog, and the like, but they were all local to me.
Dead Kennedys were my first punk band. And I’m a huge fan of ’81 DC Hardcore, which mostly happened while I was unborn or dribbling. I’ve also traveled to see a lot of bands. I have stories of having a great time, pissing in odd places, and apparently, taking my friends to places where they didn’t fit in and were threatened. (Hackney was still rough in 2007? I don’t know, I had fun) Go where you want, do what you want, life is for the living. And if you grew up with the Meatmen? Everything is fair game.
By god, I never knew anyone who was threatened at a punk show unless they were an asshole first. Punk was so much fun, even after the Skinheads tried to take over. I had fun at punk shows all over the East Coast,
I’m still a huge Bad Religion fan (Recipe For Hate is an INCREDIBLE album, and Suffer is even better), and I will always love the Minutemen’s A History Lesson Part II, because it shows the range these guys actually had. One of the best parts of Sonic Highways was Dave Grohl talking about DC/VA punk bands. God DAMN I miss going to punk shows.
Complete shot in the dark, you ever go to any Spitfires United shows?
THREE CASSEL ISLAND
Hrm. All out of stuff to drink. Time to start raiding the boy’s Lil Hugs
VANILLA EXTRACT. ALSO OLD SPICE.
remember, NOBYL Prize nominations for the week again on Tuesday!
And some Cassels made of sand,
Throw another INT
Eventually…
Cassel sure is intent on proving that he’s a worthy replacement of Romo.
LOLCassel
Really wish this Matt Cassel played for the Patriots.
CASSEL-MANIA
BWAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
woopsie
HONORARY ROMONOBYL
haha
Which if you make it a yards per inch in height, I am pretty sure Beasley would have to be putting up record numbers
HOLY SHIT I JUST REALIZED MY DVR HAD PAUSED AND I’VE BEEN WATCHING THIS GAME ON A FIVE MINUTE TIME-DELAY FROM ALL OF YOU.
NO WONDER YOU WERE ALL FUNNIER THAN ME.
I just choked on a shot of vodka. Holy shit that was HILARIOUS.
COLESLAW BEASTLEY
LOOGIT THAT LITTLE CRACKER GO
Was it just me or did Cassel look terribly cross-eyed in that picture?
Not a band I get to see much, nor is it a great recording, but a fantastic band and song : https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1AHDg2omaik
What is “name two things that Aaron Hernandez did last weekend”?
These guys are fun.
The only beer of the Dallas Cowboys? Well, I WAS a fan…
Damien Lewis a better Bond than Craig?
Damien Lewis as Maj. Richard Winters as James Bond
I have to think that he’d be a better anything than Craig.
THERE IZH ONLY ONE BOND, MISH MONEYPENNY
Jerry Lewis would make a better Bond than Daniel Craig
GO ‘COONS
“Not if I have anything to do with it.” — Riley Cooper
You type faster.
Riley Cooper doesn’t approve.
Something something Riley Cooper.
He was hit by Hardy…get some pictures!
Yeah, I’m a dick…
boo
Itd be funny if the downpour shorted out the giant screen.
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