Min @ Oak: As Cyrus once said in The Warriors, “Can you Diggs it?” When Stefon is not at some esoteric club he’s tearing it up on the field. QB Teddy and his 6 TD/6 Int’s is quite happy to have found someone that he has a rapport with. That ought to improve those ugly stats quite a bit. The Raiders have averaged 35.5 points in their last three while the Vikes D have been holding their opponents to an average of 17 all season long. This shall be an interesting game of strength against strength. Both of these teams are just beginning to understand just how good they actually are. Oakland has the poorer record because, quite understandably given their history, it took a little bit longer.
NE @ NYG: The Giants can’t stop the short passing game.* Brady excels at the short passing game and is on fire right now. Let’s watch and see how this plays out.
*or the medium or the long passing game
KC @ Den: This is another game that looked great at the beginning of the season. RB Davis, once the handcuff to JC, is on the inactive list. Oh how the not-mighty have fallen! You may ask yourself, “how are they going to replace 2.6 ypc?”. One of the other voices in your head would answer “Spencer Ware” sometime after it told you to kill the neighbour’s dog. Peyton is starting to turn things around, improving his completion %, yards per catch and QBR these last few weeks. Perhaps he’s getting some feeling back in his hands? That said, he’s got a foot thingy and a rib ailment that he’s dealing with. That sound you heard was Justin Houston and Tamba Hali and Andy Reid licking their chops. With respect to Houston and Hali I was speaking metaphorically.
Seeing JPP gives me a sudden hankerin’ for Hamburger Helper.
We are totes gonna make hell our BITCH
Comment of the fucking week, well done.
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So…snow, MBA, Moose. Shall we resume panic mode? I’m a thinkin’ bout it.
No.
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I’m going with mild anxiety for the moment
I’ve been firmly in the “Manning plays till the end” camp all season but I’m starting to reconsider.
Chewbacca now doing Verizon commercials….J.J. Abrams isn’t the only one raping my childhood.
Did I just see what I saw?
That depends on what you saw
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She looks like she’s well used to taking shots to the face
Fucking Christ, ODB is gonna give me nightmares.
Because you got his money?
PHEEL! JEEM!
More please.
WOOF
One last thing: I am a fan of Dish Network Jill. She’s OK by me. That is all.
She’s no Lily, but not bad.
Well, who is Lily?
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Stopping a game for an individual record is so fucking stupid.
They should do it for the wins record……..
Peyton is just thinking that he could throw nothing but interceptions for the rest of the game, and it would still be remembered as the game where he broke the passing yardage record
Sierra Nevada Celebration is so good.
I remember when that beer use to come out after Thanksgiving.
/Waiting for the Maibock to come out in January.
So, wait… Hawkeyes remain undefeated, the 2015 Lions beat the 2015 Packers, Cowboys only score 6 points and lose to Bucs, Washington Slurs score 47(!) points on the Saints (AWWOOOOOOOOO), Dolphins edge EagLOLs, Blake Bortles Beats Black Birds, and Rousey got KTFO?
This has been one fuck of a weekend already.
Now all we need is for the Giants to teabag the Patriots to complete the upset marathon
Pats score. It begins.
No Denver game on TV in DFW. I suppose that’ll keep my blood pressure down
Phone’s gonna die soon. I will remain unincarcerated. See y’all when I make it home
Buck sounded so sad when that kick was blocked
Manning looks like I think I must have looked when I had to lead the daily cheer at Fry’s Electronics.
TOUCHDOWN CHANDLER!!! BING!!!
HOT TAEK ALERT: Macklemore is the rich man’s Vanilla Ice.
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PeyPey did it, in a very Alex Smith way.
When did Lambeau become Heinz Field
Jim Caldwell showed emotion.
LIONS WIN
SOMEHOW
Despite their best efforts not to
Wow Lions
Quite entertaining stuff.
HAHAHAHA
There is a Patriots fan here who just said, without irony or sarcasm, that if anyone has been fucked by the refs, it’s New England. Start chipping in for bail money.
Just don’t get caught.
I’m 6’5; I’d get blamed.whether I did it.or not
Shit man, even as a Pats fan, I’ll pony up for this. Good Christ.
No court would convict you
He was here with us the whole time, officer.
Don’t peel the label off before hitting him with your beer bottle. Keeps collateral damage to a minimum.
I’m cool with Peyton continuing to start at quarterback but the Broncos have got to replace their armpunter.
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and the fuck you thinkin, PeyPey??
He doesn’t want the record by the looks of things
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA NO FUCKING WAY
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Then the Lions remembered they were the Lions.
The Lions are really pissing me off right now.
NO FUCKING WAY!!!!!!!!!!!!
You have one job, Megatron. One Job!
Pack not dead yet!!!
LOLIONS
HOLY SHIT LIONS
A Freeze Warning has been issued for Hell.
The anthem in Denver is absolutely brutal.
OK. I’ve said my prayers to Satan, I’m ready for the Pats to win again tonight. Let’s fucking do this.
I’m a bit conflicted here. Common sense tells me I should be rooting for the Pats vs. a division rival in first place. However, my heart wants to behold a God who bleeds.
Wat do?
When it doubt, root for the tie!
Meteor 2015!
Root for this:
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MIN lost to the 49ers, ppl forget this!
Literally
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I’M GOING TO PUT ICE CUBES IN MY BEER GLASS BECAUSE ALL IS IN VAIN.
How the hell have the Saints won four games?
It’s the VooDoo that they do.