Min @ Oak: As Cyrus once said in The Warriors, “Can you Diggs it?” When Stefon is not at some esoteric club he’s tearing it up on the field. QB Teddy and his 6 TD/6 Int’s is quite happy to have found someone that he has a rapport with. That ought to improve those ugly stats quite a bit. The Raiders have averaged 35.5 points in their last three while the Vikes D have been holding their opponents to an average of 17 all season long. This shall be an interesting game of strength against strength. Both of these teams are just beginning to understand just how good they actually are. Oakland has the poorer record because, quite understandably given their history, it took a little bit longer.
NE @ NYG: The Giants can’t stop the short passing game.* Brady excels at the short passing game and is on fire right now. Let’s watch and see how this plays out.
*or the medium or the long passing game
KC @ Den: This is another game that looked great at the beginning of the season. RB Davis, once the handcuff to JC, is on the inactive list. Oh how the not-mighty have fallen! You may ask yourself, “how are they going to replace 2.6 ypc?”. One of the other voices in your head would answer “Spencer Ware” sometime after it told you to kill the neighbour’s dog. Peyton is starting to turn things around, improving his completion %, yards per catch and QBR these last few weeks. Perhaps he’s getting some feeling back in his hands? That said, he’s got a foot thingy and a rib ailment that he’s dealing with. That sound you heard was Justin Houston and Tamba Hali and Andy Reid licking their chops. With respect to Houston and Hali I was speaking metaphorically.
Come on. One more play, Giants! You can do this…probably.
4th down for the Pats……………..
Almost had a heart attack there
luckiest bunch of fucks on the face of the earth
New England getting their second 4th time out…
OH COME ON
oh no
oh how the fuck
That was a real floater. Brady needs his PEDs STAT!
SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO CLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOSE
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oh please
Go onside kick?
WHY WAS THE COACH ON THE FIELD NOT PENALIZED
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Come on, NE. Call your 4th Timeout. Ice the Kicker!!!
Why the hell didn’t NYG run 3 rushing plays here and burn the clock?
Because you touch yourself at night.
Jetsian playcalling there
Kubes, you dick. My make it snow league team needed that 1 McManus point.
The universe is a meaningless void and no one knows what a catch is any more.
So how was the fucking Golden Tate play a catch?
Run the damn pig!
I hope this just results in NE losing precious seconds when Tom BraPEDy needs to drive for the win.
Mike Carey and Ben Carsen: Separated at birth?
Good call. Damn it.
Pats/Gints: “These are not the refs you’re looking for….”
Fuck whatever the rules say. That was a fucking catch.
GAH!
Only the NFL can complicate something as simple as a catch.
hes got american flag shoes you can’t go against a guy with american flag shoes
I spent the weekend in the company of children.
This necessitated the near-constant ingestion of hot dogs.
If you have to eat hot dogs, these are really good:
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I haven’t eaten hot dogs since being introduced to brats and half-smokes many years ago, but those look pretty damn tasty.
the local bar sells hotdogs with all kinds of crazy toppings. blueberry mustard is amazing
TWO FEET DOWN!
Before Deflategate, that would have been an incomplete pass and Beckham would have been ejected for a Palpably Unfair Act by trying to deceive the referee.
Thanks for randomly logging me out, WordPress.
That happens like once a week
FUUUUUUUCK
SCRATCH THAT
Catch goes to video anyway.
Zero reason that should be a catch
Are they seriously debating whether or not to score a touchdown?
Sweet no shutout.
Way to support your teammates, PeyPey
Don’t worry 70 plus folks, 60 Minutes will be shown in its entirety.
Thank god.
Thank fuck the Giants know they need 6
Giants are gonna score to quickly
I know that feel.
So… this game ends in Brown’s first field goal miss. Right?
Brock is showing why he has not played before now.
As Carl would say, “I’m dyin’ ova hea!”
If I was an NFL QB, I would not be able to control myself from shouting the most bizarre shit as possible before hiking the ball…
“SPONGEBOB! TITTIES! ON BEEEEE! HUT HUT IN THE BUTT….HIKE!”
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So what’s this about Peyton Blue Screening of Death?
His statline today was quite Ryan Leafian.
brock’d
Like a hurricane.
http://gifs.gifbin.com/1237977458_thumbsup-terminator.gif
TWO juice boxes tonight!!!
GO GIANTS GO GO GO
Only 4 guys around Odell-still gets the 1st.
FYI, this exists and it’s yummy:
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for your diabetes AND alcoholism!!
SAVE US FROM 19-0 ELISHA