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Ari @ Sea: Not sure about this one. The Seahawks have been scratching out wins (and losses) by low single digits. The Cards have beaten the teams they were supposed to but lost to the Steelers and Rams. Palmer is insane inside the red zone to the tune of 16 TD’s and no intercepts. On the other hand, Russell has been sacked a CTE-inducing 31 times so far this year. Which team is for not-real? Let’s watch and see. And if you could, beer me.
Your Sunday Night NFC West Sizzler Open Thread
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I don’t say this much, but I hope ARI has reviewed screen passes.
“Set Rogan has never been funnier.”
I agree with all but the last syllable.
Honey Badger don’t ̶g̶i̶v̶e̶ ̶a̶ catch INTs, apparently.
Smart drop by Mathieu. He knew an INT would prompt the refs to make a BS D Holding call.
I’d like to argue your point Cris, butt:
http://36.media.tumblr.com/8efbb8651bace9c29aa1de7ac966d2db/tumblr_nu4ihmZvyB1rkskbao1_500.jpg
Nice rebuttal.
Honey Badger doesn’t give a shit about catching with the hands, not with the chest.
crap honey badger
Mathieu…..come on, man.
finally a grounding call from blate mekeclan
How is this not an IG?
TOUGH/ANGRY FIRST DOWN
Lockette sure fucked that one up.
So this is what it’s come to, folks. Andy Dalton and Carson Palmer were just referred to as two of the best quarterbacks in the league.
Hold me, I’m scared.
IT’S THE GINGOCALYPSE
Elvira has HUGE gourds.
Not gonna make it…
http://www.theditherer.com/pictures/16.06.2014/1402927442.jpg
START THE BOBBLEHEAD!
Eat a dick Peyton.
How do you think he hurt his neck?
The first 7 seconds were very impressive!
Whoa…I obviously missed a few things. How is this a game now?
Also, how does John Brown still have absolutely nothing going on? Apparently I’ve slighted the FF gods somehow.
He hurt.
Also very small so pretty much useless on blocking. He did get the D holding this drive though!
Whoa Jermaine Gresham is still alive?
Thank you, Palmer!
Make their offense fucking beat you!
I think I may have drunk the most I can drink today, but there’s only one way to be sure.
But a challenge flag can’t melt steel beams!
ARI has made just a few horrible mistakes yet still had a chance to win at the end of both of their losses this year.
This game appears to be on the same trend.
They’re going to kill Carson Palmer, aren’t they?
El Santo, M.D.
The real Chicago Med.
Ben Carson prepares for the next Republican debate.
What a catch by Brown.
North American Mustard Banner Lofting Association
Even to me that’s a weird fetish.
I was trying to think of a… different… way to describe referees.
HOLY FUCK THERE ARE STILL ELEVEN MINUTES LEFT?
DAT NO GOOD LIBRUL MUZLEM OBUMMER IS TOO BLAME FOR THIS. MAKE THE NFL GREAT AGAIN
I have bacon.
That takes time. And effort.
Bacon or inertia?
Bacon is worth breaking inertia. Not many things are, but bacon is one of them.
I have copious amounts of both.
This will not be easy.
Your heart will not thank you, either way.
I actually have a pork belly curing in my fridge. Homemade bacon blows away the commercial stuff.
Homemade bacon gives me an erection when consuming it. You’d think I’d be ashamed to admit this, but I’m really not at all.
Going to smoke about 20 pounds over Thanksgiving weekend.
Apple juice brine, smoked over a combo of cherry and applewood.
Got mine brining with a bit of bourbon…getting smoked with hickory.
Watership Down of the Dead
CHICAGO JIFFY-LUBE TECHNICIANS.
HEY!! Those guys are gritty…literally.
Chicago Septic Tank Vacuum Truck Drivers
Chicago NFL Draft Party Organizers
If only there were some “audible” signal ARI could use to go with a play where WRs create a “screen” on a quick pass under pressure.
Omaha?
This game is not proceeding in accordance with my wishes.
Unquestionably. It has put me off my pop-corn!http://38.media.tumblr.com/6624ff232134b1b56afc7a39a08d9429/tumblr_nv30xmEgxU1qhehguo7_250.gif
Cris: And you have to think this atmosphere has something to do with it.
Al: No, Cris. Anthropogenic climate change is a liberal hoax.
Bring in Barkley!
I don’t know if anyone will ever look as good to me as she did the first time I saw that film.
Oh look at the crowd’s role!!!
Are they loud?
I totally saw a sack coming just the way they were lined up.
TOTALLY!
DUDE!
Christ.
Fumbles for the fumble god or something.
This would never have happened if Jeff Triplette were still alive.
Wow. Just…wow.
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