Your Sunday Night NFC West Sizzler Open Thread

Ari @ Sea: Not sure about this one. The Seahawks have been scratching out wins (and losses) by low single digits. The Cards have beaten the teams they were supposed to but lost to the Steelers and Rams. Palmer is insane inside the red zone to the tune of 16 TD’s and no intercepts. On the other hand, Russell has been sacked a CTE-inducing 31 times so far this year. Which team is for not-real? Let’s watch and see. And if you could, beer me.

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makeitsnowondem

i think the mvp is clate blekeman

Sill Bimmons

Bleat Cakeman:

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Romonobyl

Coffeegrungecoffeeweedcoffeefishthrowingcoffeeraincoffee…

Brick Meathook

Does anyone remember that episode when The Hulk beat the Chicago Bears?

Sill Bimmons

You’re saying that such a thing exists?

If only we had some sort of pictographic representation of its existence!

The Maestro

Ah yes, throwing at the goal line, surely this will go find this time for Seattle!

blaxabbath

So do @NFL officials consider themselves a part of the Twelves or are they their own SEA fan club?

Shogun Marcus

So the league office is no longer trying to hide their SEA-NE rematch?

makeitsnowondem

After review, the Palmer fumble has been ruled a punt.

blaxabbath

SEA didn’t convert. Sure the officials don’t want to call a PI on that?

Guess I’ll find out after another commercial break!

Sill Bimmons

WHY NOT THAT BEFORE YOU ASSHOLE GAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH

Romonobyl

Long damn game…my balls dropped in less time.

Old School Zero

National Refereeing League

hippofant

Opposite of what maybe the right thing.

YOU MEAN HE DID THE WRONG THING?

Moonbatting Average

Fuck this, I’m going to shower, shave, shit, and sleep. In some order or another

Romonobyl

I’d shit before the shower…because dingleberries.

Senor Weaselo

Sleeping should probably be last on that one.

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

Is it me, or do the officials on the field seem absolutely committed to making sure Seattle wins?

blaxabbath

THANK YOU!

Romonobyl

They still feel bad about the last Sooperbowel.

Beastmode Ate My Baby

Yeah, who do they think they are? Pittsburgh?!!!

But, yeah.

Sill Bimmons

HAR

blaxabbath

Cardinals are the worst fucking team in the NFL.

makeitsnowondem

Thanks to the automatic review, Bruce Arians can save his fourth challenge for later.

blaxabbath

So if ARI doesn’t blow a team out, they lose.

Romonobyl

Starting to look that way.

Sill Bimmons

oh this is just stupid

Senor Weaselo
blaxabbath

Fucking Christ.

makeitsnowondem

Jesus K. J. Christ.

makeitsnowondem

There must be some kind of way out of here.

blaxabbath

Would I say I ‘hate’ Russell Wilson?

Yes, yes I would.

Brick Meathook

TIME MOVES SLOWER IN SEATTLE, FOLKS. IT’S THE POT.

makeitsnowondem

JESUS CHRIST WE WERE STILL IN THE THIRD QUARTER?

blaxabbath

It gets dark so early up there!

Covalent Blonde

How is this still the third quarter?

Gratliff

/taps

blaxabbath

Would like to see Wilson’s career ended here this drive.

Gratliff

Ah yes, the ol’ shovelpass to the opposing sideline move.

Gratliff

RED FLAGS YELLOW FLAGS FRENCH FLAGS BIG GODDAMN USA FLAGS

Brick Meathook

“Let It Be” was pretty damn funny

makeitsnowondem

mllete cakeban has been pushed around long enough

Senor Weaselo

If they had gotten that right, they get a 4th one, right?

Covalent Blonde

Oo. Look at that pie of white people rhythm

blaxabbath

Cocksucking refs.

Sharkbait

Beware the Red Flag, for it is a false prophet. HAIL BLEERGH.

Sharkbait

Is there a challanges God? This type of shit is how religions start.

Senor Weaselo

Is Lovie Smith the devil?

blaxabbath

Are Red Flags the anti-BLEERGH?

makeitsnowondem

if arians wins a third challenge it’s going to look pretty bad for make cleteblan

Romonobyl

Watching this game has become…challenging.

Covalent Blonde

All the challenges

Gratliff

HOW FUCKING LONG IS THIS GAME

Gratliff

An offsides here would be hilarious

makeitsnowondem

and for the call we’ll listen in on blake manclete

Sharkbait

So glad I took tomorrow off. This game is making me drink.

blaxabbath

If Arians wins this challenge, he should get to officiate the rest of the game.

blaxabbath

Look at that! Refs hand the 1st down where Wilson was a yard short.

Beastmode Ate My Baby

#nanoyardage

makeitsnowondem

mete blakeclan

Dunstan

And THAT is how the Bears learned why Jay Cutler tries so hard not to care.
“Don’t make me angry, Coach. You wouldn’t like me when I’m angry.”

Romonobyl

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Beastmode Ate My Baby

So what did the bench do?

Romonobyl

I got a splinter…see?

Beastmode Ate My Baby

Roughing the Romnobyl…15 yards!