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Ari @ Sea: Not sure about this one. The Seahawks have been scratching out wins (and losses) by low single digits. The Cards have beaten the teams they were supposed to but lost to the Steelers and Rams. Palmer is insane inside the red zone to the tune of 16 TD’s and no intercepts. On the other hand, Russell has been sacked a CTE-inducing 31 times so far this year. Which team is for not-real? Let’s watch and see. And if you could, beer me.
Your Sunday Night NFC West Sizzler Open Thread
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i think the mvp is clate blekeman
Bleat Cakeman:
Coffeegrungecoffeeweedcoffeefishthrowingcoffeeraincoffee…
Does anyone remember that episode when The Hulk beat the Chicago Bears?
You’re saying that such a thing exists?
If only we had some sort of pictographic representation of its existence!
Ah yes, throwing at the goal line, surely this will go find this time for Seattle!
So do @NFL officials consider themselves a part of the Twelves or are they their own SEA fan club?
So the league office is no longer trying to hide their SEA-NE rematch?
After review, the Palmer fumble has been ruled a punt.
SEA didn’t convert. Sure the officials don’t want to call a PI on that?
Guess I’ll find out after another commercial break!
WHY NOT THAT BEFORE YOU ASSHOLE GAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH
Long damn game…my balls dropped in less time.
National Refereeing League
Opposite of what maybe the right thing.
YOU MEAN HE DID THE WRONG THING?
Fuck this, I’m going to shower, shave, shit, and sleep. In some order or another
I’d shit before the shower…because dingleberries.
Sleeping should probably be last on that one.
Is it me, or do the officials on the field seem absolutely committed to making sure Seattle wins?
THANK YOU!
They still feel bad about the last Sooperbowel.
Yeah, who do they think they are? Pittsburgh?!!!
But, yeah.
HAR
Cardinals are the worst fucking team in the NFL.
Thanks to the automatic review, Bruce Arians can save his fourth challenge for later.
So if ARI doesn’t blow a team out, they lose.
Starting to look that way.
oh this is just stupid
Fucking Christ.
Jesus K. J. Christ.
There must be some kind of way out of here.
Would I say I ‘hate’ Russell Wilson?
Yes, yes I would.
TIME MOVES SLOWER IN SEATTLE, FOLKS. IT’S THE POT.
JESUS CHRIST WE WERE STILL IN THE THIRD QUARTER?
It gets dark so early up there!
How is this still the third quarter?
/taps
Would like to see Wilson’s career ended here this drive.
Ah yes, the ol’ shovelpass to the opposing sideline move.
RED FLAGS YELLOW FLAGS FRENCH FLAGS BIG GODDAMN USA FLAGS
“Let It Be” was pretty damn funny
mllete cakeban has been pushed around long enough
If they had gotten that right, they get a 4th one, right?
Oo. Look at that pie of white people rhythm
Cocksucking refs.
Beware the Red Flag, for it is a false prophet. HAIL BLEERGH.
Is there a challanges God? This type of shit is how religions start.
Is Lovie Smith the devil?
Are Red Flags the anti-BLEERGH?
if arians wins a third challenge it’s going to look pretty bad for make cleteblan
Watching this game has become…challenging.
All the challenges
HOW FUCKING LONG IS THIS GAME
An offsides here would be hilarious
and for the call we’ll listen in on blake manclete
So glad I took tomorrow off. This game is making me drink.
If Arians wins this challenge, he should get to officiate the rest of the game.
Look at that! Refs hand the 1st down where Wilson was a yard short.
#nanoyardage
mete blakeclan
And THAT is how the Bears learned why Jay Cutler tries so hard not to care.
“Don’t make me angry, Coach. You wouldn’t like me when I’m angry.”
So what did the bench do?
I got a splinter…see?
Roughing the Romnobyl…15 yards!
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