Ari @ Sea: Not sure about this one. The Seahawks have been scratching out wins (and losses) by low single digits. The Cards have beaten the teams they were supposed to but lost to the Steelers and Rams. Palmer is insane inside the red zone to the tune of 16 TD’s and no intercepts. On the other hand, Russell has been sacked a CTE-inducing 31 times so far this year. Which team is for not-real? Let’s watch and see. And if you could, beer me.
Someone kill me…
Why is Seattle’s offensive strategy not “Jump Ball to Jimmy Graham, Marshawn Lynch run up the middle, Rinse, Repeat”?
We all kind of wonder about that.
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Yup.
Now that I’m home safe and sound I am filled with nothing but love, and alcohol.
The DFO get together was a thing of beauty.
Cheers to Balls of Steel, Rikki Tiki Deadly,Covalent Blonde Doktor Zymm, Low Commander of the Super Soldiers, sunrise sunrise and Son Of Spam and the other cast of thousands.
See what happens when you have a large gathering of imaginary people?
The Internet explodes.
You know the one thing that has always perturbed me about how US history is taught in America…we really undersell the fact the whole reason the US was able to break from England was that at the time, France was powerful and their King was insane enough to bankrupt the country fucking with England.
I mean they provided everything from uniforms to a goddamn Navy…and yet its never mentioned in most history classes. Its kind of weird.
Sounds like my dad was King of France.
It takes away from American exceptionalism. That’s a real thing that is really fucking up education in certain states.
“Rome is the greatest country on the planet! Nothing will bring it down!” — Seanus Hannitus 350 AD
“England is the greatest country on the planet! Nothing will bring it down! — Shaun Hannity 1815
“America is the greatest country on the planet! Nothing will bring it down, except Obama! — Sean Hannity yesterday
Merci Monsieur Lafayette!
I wouldn’t say it isn’t taught. Just ignored by the narrative that takes place outside of the classroom.
Uh bro have you watched the Patriot?
http://www.imfdb.org/w/images/4/48/Pat_312.jpg
Is it weird that I’m pre-gaming for my six pack of Ruination with two 25 ounce King Cobras?
I won’t judge if you don’t say anything about my three rails of oxys and airplane glue chaser…
Deal.
I am already concerned for Palmer’s health
So how was everyone’s Sunday? We watched a shockingly small amount of football, so ours was actually pretty good.
I got stuck doing yardwork to help my mom and her stupid broken hands from crashing a bike 4 months ago. So missed a bunch of football.
Same here. Weird isn’t it?
I woke up in Detroit…
So not good on my end…
RUN, don’t walk, to the nearest airport.
Just don’t go to the Detroit bus station. That place is fucking terrifying.
Hey a hesselbeck jersey.
Take that you seattle loyalty doubters!
Good evening.
Wait, Pats won? I take it all back.
Thanks for making me briefly not hate The Twelves, Mr. Petrie.
I will resume my INSTRUMENTAL ANTHEMS yell next week. For now…
VIVA LA FRANCE!!!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LonKGuS9uuQ
“Hey, there was just a bombing outside of a sports stadium.”
“LET’S PUT EVEN MORE BODIES OUTSIDE OUR STADIUMS!” -NFL
Heightened security…so don’t expect any wall climbing hippies!!!
It still is a Seattle game, right?
The FBI doesn’t know shit about shit.
A fly-by at night seems rather pointless.
ARI does it when the roof is closed. They show a video of it on the jumbotron.
So how much money do you think the NFL is demanding from France for these moments?
Five bottles of wine and 10 pairs of silk stockings.
They just have to take the Jags…
They’ll offer Paris 90 day payment terms on a few cases of Dr Guerrero’s TB12 Blast Injury Prevention Drink.
Why isn’t Nate Boyd singing this national anthem?
There have been some pretty shitty versions of the national anthem today
Present Arms shouldn’t be delivered so sharply. It’s a command followed by slowly lowering a piece of fabric. Just have it be simply stated.
It has the odd quality of sounding less official when it’s properly annunciated as well.
I saw our former Matron Saint on the teevee the other day. I’d still give her ten minutes she would never forget…no matter how hard she tried.
They were (almost) quiet for a whole twenty seconds.
THEY CARE YOU GUYS!
There’s the bro-tastic Isis Sucks icebreaker I’ve been waiting for all day.
Hey, remember 12 years “ago when france was the most traitorous nation on the planet.
Still eating freedom fries here.
Or 10 years ago when they were cowards who surrendered to Al Qaeda.
Show me a city less sincere about concern for the victims in France than Seattle.
Cleveland. Cleveland ain’t care.
Is it loud in Seattle?
Did Jimmy Graham play basketball in college?
Is Russell Wilson short?
Why am I here?
What’s going on?
THIS IS NOT MY BEAUTIFUL HOUSE
THIS IS NOT MY BEAUTIFUL WIFE
“Why am I here?”
So you don’t get fined, obviously.
No FanKings or DraftDuel ads on any platform on the NE Corridor today.
Two weeks ago every third bill was a DFS ad.
Detroit dining options…
I am literally in the middle of nowhere. So do I eat in the lobby, expensing an arm and a leg to my account for shit food, or do I risk a car jacking to find real food somewhere? I’m currently inside of the 8 mile border…
Can u order delivery?
Drive to Farmington Hills or Novi. There’s plenty of places there, and it’s not more than 20 minutes.
Novi is where my kid’s psychologist is. I feel like I don’t make enough money to even look at the homes in that city.
Rams beat SEA and are late-hitting QBs into concussions. Why aren’t they the division bullies?
BECAUSE SNF BROADCASTS ARE HACK CITY!
Man it was almost a perfect sunday.
Wait why am I still watching
woo stillers
boo new england
http://i.imgur.com/ckQEp4y.gif
I am not sure I ever let you know how much I love the stupid gif intro you use. How do I get out of that statement? I like it very much sir.
FUCK YOU CRIS! You’re ugly!
Hold on guys…before SNF starts, we take you to the Bill Belichick post-game presser. Here’s Bill now…
http://i.giphy.com/3o85xu7oDBKDIfIdRC.gif
OMG ITS LOUD YOU GUYS
Fucking Hipsters.
You misspelled ZOMG.
Teling not speling imo
Belly full of spaghetti and booze-time for a snooze.
-Ogden Nash’ed
Does Martin ever do Carrie Fridays?
Not even not Faith Hill’s legs can help me now.
Good, cause you won’t get ’em anyhoo
Well, I’m back. I have recently developed a deep-seated dislike for a contact sport the likes of which I once pined for…
Well, it’s only about a decade from being a 45 week flag football tourney.
45 weeks would generate so much more money you evil commy bastard. Who cares about content? MONEY.
Just got back from Ruby Tuesday’s, (livin’ the dream over here), where I watched the chef come out and watch the last 1:49 of the Pats-Giants game without once going back to the kitchen. He then swore when the Pats won and went back in the kitchen, where I imagine he’s taking out his frustration by spitting in everyone’s food.
We did not get dessert.
Relatable.
That’s why chain restaurants are banned in my household, only local joints for us.
EVERY. FUCKING. WEEK.
Dan Patrick asks his “four downs” of questions, and the 4th down is ALWAYS “who is going to win [the Sunday night game]?” And every fucking week, Dony Tungy acts surprised by the question and gabbles for a couple seconds before he makes pick as if he had never given the game a thought. EVERY. FUCKING. WEEK.
He must be distracted by Michael Sam.
Gee, it’s almost as if guys like Ditka and Dungy have ZERO experience/talent in public speaking.
hey guys
Sill!!!!
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rain here
yo
haven’t looked outside in a while
I am supposed to hate Packers fans most because they are our rival, etc. I fucking hate Minn fans so much more, because they pretend they are a great team destined to be champions every year and 7-2 is gonna make them insufferable. Packers fans are passionate but open to discussing the flaws or the people my mom is friends with, just stupid, not gloating, just raised to like the Packers but never learned anything about the game.
As a Packer fan, I wholeheartedly agree with you. Our hatred of Minnesota is equally deep and mutual. Viking fans that still live there are asshats who need to be drowned in lefse, lutefisk, and fake sincerity.
Try having to choose between the ghetto trash that is 49ers fans and the hipster “Twelves”….
I concur.
Packers fans are assholes, but their team has been good and so they have that.
Lions fans are assholes, because every fucking year they get media handjobs because everyone thinks they’ll be good, but they suck, and the fans should know better than to trust the media looking for the “dark horse” story every year.
Vikings fans are super-assholes, because they’re like the Lions, but with an added layer of self-delusion.
Browns–Bengals in place of Packers–Vikings here.
I thought it was hilarious how loud the boos were.
You would think they were long suffering Jags fans (side note…do those exist?)
“Darkness fell on the City of Light”
-60 Minutes
Why is it that when people respond to the attack by saying, “Hey, maybe we should look at our own foreign policy and security protocols to see if we can’t prevent this here” are opportunists but the commercial media putting together the FIRST special reports get a pass?
I appreciate the need for the media but the media is as much about sales and profits as GE, Halliburton, or the NFL.
The people who don’t already disqualify mainstream media coverage (major networks, CNN, FOX, MSNBC) are the people who already buy into the bullshit they’re pumping out, and should be immediately removed from the conversation.
I don’t like Paul Ryan either, but that’s a bit extreme.
Oh, I’ve also been assured by the Hippo that I will very much enjoy the method in which the Ravens snatched defeat from the jaws of victory. I’m off to find the lowlights.
Fracking Jaguras.
High comedy.
Yep, that sounds about right. If Elvis Dumervil had a brain cell it would die of loneliness.
Drinking a Sun King Wee Mac courtesy of lady snow’s friend’s Indiana-resident parents. It’s good!
Everything tastes bitter right now
Good news: No intervention!!!!!
Bad news: I arrived late and was nominated as designated driver in absentia and without due process.
Meh, I’ll call it an overall win. Bonus, NCSU basketball has avoided another embarrassing loss to a purported cupcake.
Hello, freezer vodka. The day is looking up.
Steve Keim went to NCSU!
Indeed. As did TJ Warren, and Tom Gugliotta. We got folkses all overs the valley.
Not me anymore tho.
You fools still at your meet up in CA? Have them put this thread on the big screen. This is gonna be some primetime hate.
First of back to back ARI SNF matches. I’m getting high, I’m getting drunk, and I’m gonna hate everything about the 12’s while simultaneously respecting Marshawn Lynch but still hating him for the crotch grab.
I find the dick holding to be the best part of his runs.
Hey, if it wasn’t against ARI, I’d be all about it.
It’s ok, RW drinks his special fizzy water and doesn’t have sex. He be fine.
Any hope of this game being good enough to distract me from the endless stream of conservative blog re-posts flooding my Facebook feed right now?
Hey — gotta close the borders.