Ari @ Sea: Not sure about this one. The Seahawks have been scratching out wins (and losses) by low single digits. The Cards have beaten the teams they were supposed to but lost to the Steelers and Rams. Palmer is insane inside the red zone to the tune of 16 TD’s and no intercepts. On the other hand, Russell has been sacked a CTE-inducing 31 times so far this year. Which team is for not-real? Let’s watch and see. And if you could, beer me.
“By rule, it is only a catch if the receiver properly harnesses the west wind and aligns themselves with the north star in any of the 90 degree increments, and then only if they are able to successfully prepare a believable defense for OJ Simpson between first contact and contacting the ground. Therefore, the play has been scrubbed from all history books and broadcasts repeats, and all of the second stringers have been suspended for three games.”
You forgot the “Windy Thursday In Lent” appendix.
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I want to kick every morning show in the balls.
That’s a pass.
For the 3rd time: SEA enjoying some home cookin’ there.
fumble recovery water
“Touchdown, Seahawks”
So I help coach my son’s soccer team. We were in the playoffs this weekend.
We have a kid named Hussein. He’s a nice kid, he kind of sucks, but he’s been working hard.
So I was yelling at him, trying to get his attention . . . and I called him Sadaam.
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enjoy your fatwa!
Jeeeeeezus.
I hope you have your stuff packed to go hide out in the middle of nowhere for a while…
I bet that got someone’s attention.
I think his mom was not pleased.
Qusay it was an accident?
The Lord must have told Russell Wilson to abstain from blocking, too.
Darrell Bevell: Still Employed
No idea how.
I’m considering taking up tennis
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“Within earshot of the line of scrimmage.”
these refs have no balls
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BULLSHIT! I WANTED A SAFETY!
Thought you were gonna get one.
I repeat: SEA enjoying some home cookin’ there.
And the Season Of BLEERGH begins…
Where is Mr. Balls at?
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SEA enjoying some home cookin’ there.
P*ts udefeated:
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Carson, man. I’ve just watched Peyton Manning. I’ve seen enough interceptions today.
I had all three boys this weekend, so I’m not sure if the world heard me when I told it to, “Eat my balls,” but I did. And it should.
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Aww, I wanted a safety.
Yeah, me too. I love safeties. They make me dance. My friends look at me weird, and they don’t dance.
Assholes.
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You should leave those friends behind.
If you’re friends don’t dance, well, they’re no friends of mine.
God. Fucking. Dam. It.
wut
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LEGION OF ROOM
I was in Seattle and had coffee at the best place, this little shop called Starbucks.
– Peter King, November 2002
BTW, thanks for input on Macs last week. Got my new one delivered a few days ago.
Enjoy, you may want to buy the extra protection – I think it’s called Apple Care? Worth it.
Good to know. My current iMac is 7+ years old…never an issue with it, but I have no idea if te newer ones have more issues.
You know, I’ve lived the U.S. my whole life, yet I’ve never heard of Seattle.
Where is it? Can you buy fish there?
Oh, let me tell you a thing or two about the way fish is handled in their markets….
One I got after
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Beat by Larry Fitzgerald? Hold him.
THESE SEAHAWKS SURE HAVE A DISRUPTIVE DEFENSE!
TNF is Titans-Jags.
Seriously.
Has no one in the NFL Network paid attention to the teams in the league for the past 5 years?
Blake Bortles broadcasting bonanza!
It’s going to be homebrew/heavy drinking night
I was gonna betray my original google search, but decided on giving you one from my first one
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It’s so loud in here so false start!
I have been drinking since 11 am, I stopped for dinner with my family, I am drinking again.
Hope all of you are well. Fuck the Ravens. Fuck ISIS.
Vive le France!
Phorgot my phucking phone in Philadelphia.
Your debut album title?
Sounds like a basic problem
Gresham has no hops.
What tight end does have hops though?
Sounds like my beer nightmare.
I fucking hate Tom Brady, i fucking hate Grumblelord, i fucking hate everything.
I got a great sear on my beef and didn’t even set off the smoke detector. That either means I did it perfectly or the smoke detector is dead.
PERFECTION! Congrats!
“Sear on my beef” isn’t a euphemism is it?
Fitz is great. It looked like Palmer was trying to ground that shit.
Y Sherman no lock that down?
Pete Carroll still insists that the Carolina Panthers don’t have a loss.
I miss the days they would play Soundgarden at every Seahawk’s commercial break.
Anyone else hoping that axe handle breaks and the blade falls on JJ Watts’ big square head?
Yes. If only to watch the axe shatter into a million pieces
Wilson sure was smart to get his contract before this season.
I think Seattle’s uniform numbers aren’t gigantic enough. They should wear flags, like the armies in Ran
A REF NAMED CLETE