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Ari @ Sea: Not sure about this one. The Seahawks have been scratching out wins (and losses) by low single digits. The Cards have beaten the teams they were supposed to but lost to the Steelers and Rams. Palmer is insane inside the red zone to the tune of 16 TD’s and no intercepts. On the other hand, Russell has been sacked a CTE-inducing 31 times so far this year. Which team is for not-real? Let’s watch and see. And if you could, beer me.
Your Sunday Night NFC West Sizzler Open Thread
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I can’t watch an ambulance come onto the field without expecting it to mow down like six players.
In my head, the Tecmo Bowl ambulance just came out and ran over everyone. 8-bit brutality all over the field.
Not only NSFW, but not safe at all:
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Chancellor showing why should have gotten a new contract.
Edelmen with broken foot.
A small consolation for NFL fans.
Why do they always act all surprised “and the bullet is still in him, in fact!”? It’s not like the bullet is still traveling around, tearing up his body.
Because it’s usually the idea to remove the bullet. Even if it’s fully-jacketed, that’s a wad of metal that can move around and impinge on nerves, blood vessels, muscles/tendons, etc.
If the jacket got scored in-flight, or if the round wasn’t jacketed (hollow-point, hydroshock, black talon, etc.), then that’s exposed lead that can get into the bloodstream and have adverse effects.
So yeah, it’s unusual for an intact bullet to be left in someone.
Interesting. I just hear about all these guys from Vietnam or wherever who still have shrapnel in them like 30 years later. But the potential for it to move makes a lot of sense.
Shrapnel = steel (in most cases)
Lead is really problematic, because even when a capsule forms around the foreign body, lead will get through the capsule and into the body.
So if CJ has a bullet in him, it’s gotta be intact. If it’s a 9mm, that’s a sizable chunk of metal, and I can’t imagine how it’s not impinging on a muscle or the joint or a nerve at the very least.
This is weird. It sounds like it went in at an angle and ended up in his trap around his shoulder blade.
Dunno why they’d leave it in there, unless it meant cutting into the muscle near the attachment point, which would potentially limit his use of that arm. But it wouldn’t be hard to get to.
Youpotty down on the turf? That sounds like something my 2 year-old (potty training) son would say.
ANOTHER UPLIFTING DRIVE-BY SHOOTING STORY
Wait, Chris Johnson ISN’T faster than a speeding bullet?
Sorry, Allison. Emily is better.
You are wrong on everything
Oh, don’t get me wrong. Allison is mighty, mighty fine.
But Emily is nuclear levels of hotness.
Plus, we’ve all seen her funbags.
QED
I like both.
Damn…I could stare at this gif all night.
Or at least for the next couple of minutes…
LEGION OF BLEERGH
FLAGS FOR LORD MACKLEMORE
“So tonight, you can expect a warm front bubbling up from the south, which will bring drizzle and mist to the Seattle area. If you’re over near CenturyLink Field, expect a heavy amount of smarminess, with gusts of assholery throughout the night.”
No wonder Sherman has his balaclava on.
DRESS TOO RED; WOULD NOT BANG!!
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homina homina homina
Who dat?
At least NBC has saved money reusing the “Seahawks are elite” copy.
Thanks to @RecoveryWater, I was able to save 5 points on that endzone fumble!
There, Russ. I wrote your next tweet for you.
So this “Superstore” show. I have low expectations. It is a topic ripe for the picking. There are a number of ways to make a very good show. Dark, insightful comedy. “Office” type spoof. Traditional sitcom with stupid one-liners? Not very promising.
Looks like “Chuck” without the spy stuff…so yeah, probably terrible.
Look at how quick Wilson is! He really jumped on that ball for the safety!
Lexus trying to do performance sedans is like Mayim Bialik trying to be a porn star.
i’d watch
Well, thanks very much for that nightmare fuel.
HUSH! Mentioning a cast member from … that show… can make the Penny Defenders appear
HipFumble: not as good
Sure the refs are on the phone with the officials in NYC to figure out how to overturn this?
Is there a bump into the lineman tuck rule?
CHARMDERP!
Followed by 25 year-old Alice In Chains cutting edge Seattle sound outro.
other than coffee what else do they have going for themselves? certainly not a football team
SAFETY! OSZ WINS!
What a hero! He saved 5 points! Give that man another contract!
I GOT MY SAFETY! WOOOOOOOO!
SAFETY DELAYED IS SAFETY DELIGHT
HAPPY BIRTHDAY OSZ WOOOOO
SAFETY DELAYED IS NAWT SAFETY DENIED!!!!
SAFETY! THIS IS THE BEST OF ALL THE GAMES!
I read that out loud. My wife said “Screw you, Fozz!”
The funny part was that I hadn’t told her which Commentist had written it.
“What does Mathieu consider himself? Well, a cornerback! Which is funny, Al, because he plays corner!”
Wait, the Seahawks have ANOTHER guy named Lockett? I thought that guy died against the Cowboys.
CHICAGO MECHANIC
CHICAGO INTRAMURAL FOOTBALL COACH
CHICAGO GARBAGE MAN
CHICAGO DENTAL ASSISTANT
CHICAGO STREETSWEEPER
CHICAGO DATA ENTRY
CHICAGO BEARS
CHICAGO ANIMAL CONTROL
CHICAGO WHY WON’T OBAMA DO SOMETHING ABOUT THE GUN VIOLENCE THERE
CHICAGO STREET VENDER
Hey Son of Spam, this is the cover song I talked about.
Hey…this is pretty damn good – thanks!
What’s so interesting about Chicago that all of it’s first responders get shows?
I’m assuming it’s because Chicago’s air is 99% bullets, 1% actual air, so they’ll never run out of stories to put on TV.
new york is to gentrified for any realistic crime besides first responder abuse to occur?
Fuck you, wide mouth navy bitch!
This ad sucks.
Fuck you, GE.
At least they make some things that are beneficial to society.
But, yeah, fuck you GE.
I had to find this one again, and it was in my bookmarks for years. No one cares. We try.
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“Nobody is faster than Chris Johnson playing Running Back…”
This isn’t 2009, Cris.
Pass more to Fiddy, less to all others.
Never change CJ2YPC
Is it actually cold in Seattle? It was 60 in mid-Michigan today.
Maybe I’m a little jaded, a little bitter, because my team is spewing shit like a herd of cattle with diarrhea, but fuck this entire season of football.
Co-signed.
-blackroseMD1, Chargers fan
This season has sucked goat balls.
It’s the worst. #nomore
I support this sentiment.
I have no counterpoint to this.
Perhaps it is because I root for the same shit spewing team.
1) The NFL is a league with little to no integrity.
2) The NFC West is pretty much the only interesting division race left.
But none of this has me wondering where these refs are coming up with their calls.
That last call was good.
The previous two? Ehhhhhh….
Nobody cares about the NFC West enough to care to rig it.
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