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Ari @ Sea: Not sure about this one. The Seahawks have been scratching out wins (and losses) by low single digits. The Cards have beaten the teams they were supposed to but lost to the Steelers and Rams. Palmer is insane inside the red zone to the tune of 16 TD’s and no intercepts. On the other hand, Russell has been sacked a CTE-inducing 31 times so far this year. Which team is for not-real? Let’s watch and see. And if you could, beer me.
Your Sunday Night NFC West Sizzler Open Thread
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“Ma’am; I think the limited edition is in the back of the box.”
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Does this mean I have a chance to win my Seahawks -3 bet?
I was actually really pissed when the Redskins didn’t draft the honey badger
OK, having a 290 lbs fullback is nice sometimes.
Takes a real genius to pull out the balls to make that play call though.
So, not Bevell then.
Graham tried to make Mathieu give him head, there.
I think that was a Sex in the City episode, highly condensed
Yeah, 195 lbs Tyrann Matheir is pushing over TE Graham.
The first draft of this Subway commercial, with Jared as the life coach voice, really went to a dark place.
In that Fenway time-lapse, why was Notre Dame’s name in both end zones? Boston College is in Boston I believe…
Perhaps they’re trying to set a Guinness World Record for insufferability in a single place?
So when I went to rehearsal the Giants just scored to make it 17-10. So, uh, why the fuck was Tom Brady not clubbed to death by JPP’s club hand?
Type 2 diabetes is reversible now? Endocrinologists everywhwre, hail the NFL!!
Anyone know if Jimmy Graham ever played basketball?
So the maxwell house concentrated coffee is pretty fucking terrible
Kinda surprised that didn’t get ruled a catch.
ARI needs to turn Wilson in Kaepknick.
I thought I reversed type 2 diabetes, but then Gregg Easterbrook told me it was just an end-around.
Man, usually I just say “what the shit” to myself and move on, but… what the shit?
Mutant Ben Roethlisberger?
wang wang wang wang wang wang wang wang wang wang wang wang THE TRUTH IS OUT THERE
I mean, I knew Duchovny was into some crazy shit, but…
Yeah notre dame had such a hard time dispatching wake forest
Notre Dame playing at Fenway? Is that game sponsored by Summer’s Eve?
SEA pretty quiet tonight. Is there a college they could pay for rights to a 13th or 14th man?
Everyone cool if I just casually make a desperate leap onto the Cardinals bandwagon?
Might as well. Traffic is just gridlock now that the snowbirds are here.
Just be sure you make the leap. If you miss, it’s one hell of a drop and you’ll end up in Oakland.
Ouch. That sounds like falling face first into a Vietnam War punji pit.
And Floyd is probably the least appreciated WR amongst ARI fans.
He’s on my fantasy team
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I think I’m going to print off this picture, frame it, and set on my work desk as if it were a photo of my family.
The first one?
Should have had Sherman covering him….
It would be very ARIvs SEA esque to see a breakdown and Lynch for for 75 yards.
THIS PATRICK PETERSON, I CALL HIM JODIE FOSTER’S NUMBER ONE HATER BECAUSE HE’LL DO ANYTHING TO AVOID CONTACT
So, spending $14 million more on DEF than OFF a bad idea?
Maybe don’t put all the OFF cash in one guy who isn’t Lynch.
Or maybe hire O-linemen who are, y’know, O-linemen, not D-line converts and TEs.
*Sigh*
It is time to run the wildcat.
Love listening to Cris and Al try to come up with a polite way to say Sherman’s getting owned.
I remain amazed that there wasn’t any fallout from those two doing that movie. “I can’t believe those girls are 18!”
Incompletion to Kearse?
WHAT ARE THE ODDS?
Yes! “SUPERFLOUS BELICHICK REFERENCE” completed by Cris Collinsworth Verbal Diarrhea Bingo card! I win another beer!
Wilson throws the ball as weakly as Peyton. #burn
I don’t have enough players in this game in FF to care, so I’m gonna go play video games instead. Later guys and/or gals.
Fuck. You. Cris.
“Now I’m gonna tell you what Sherman did wrong…”
The only wrist device I’ll use is one that turns me into a power ranger
The only wrist device I’ll ever wear is actually on my ankle, but only because the judge told me I had to wear it.
This whole “Use our product or your family and friends will hate you” trope in advertising recently is very aggravating.
Wait I am not watching at the moment. Ambulance?
Iupati neck injury. Apparently he has feeling in all his extremities, so there’s that.
I am starting Wilson in FF and thus far enjoying this game.
Y U no cover Floyd, Sherman?
He was listening to the little asshole in his stomach again.
ARI Tes causing some damage tonight.
Larry Fitzgerald is asking for flags like he’s the NFL this week at the Les Miserables prop warehouse.
He needs some Recovery Water.
nice
Cris says this is immediately sobering, but he’s wrong. I’ve still got a healthy buzz.
+1 more beer
That makes sense, Chris. Stepping on land mines is just part of the war game. Whaddaya gonna do…
That’s going to be spectacular.
You know what other team was very reliant on an aggressive Chancellor?
Wow.
The First Galactic Empire?
Everyone needs to change their Facebook pics from French Flags to Mike Iupati or they don’t care about the suffering of other human beings!
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