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Ari @ Sea: Not sure about this one. The Seahawks have been scratching out wins (and losses) by low single digits. The Cards have beaten the teams they were supposed to but lost to the Steelers and Rams. Palmer is insane inside the red zone to the tune of 16 TD’s and no intercepts. On the other hand, Russell has been sacked a CTE-inducing 31 times so far this year. Which team is for not-real? Let’s watch and see. And if you could, beer me.
Your Sunday Night NFC West Sizzler Open Thread
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The Hunger Games
Milked to Death Part 2
Mrs. Future Moose!
Pretty sure this whole thing won’t end well.
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If the Seahawks can’t pull this one out they’re really going to be on the playoff nanobubble.
#nanoblessed
The fuck did that have to do with him playing baseball?
Heh heh heh….back door…heh heh heh
Repost from last week, but worth it:
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Mesmerizing
Of course Wilson slides in the back door. Doesn’t count against God that way.
I mean c’mon! This is just my flavor of ’70s schlock.
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That’s right! Gabe Fucking Caplin!
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Local news guy: “Daily fantasy football: Is it gambling? Tonight, after the game.” What, you couldn’t fit a “yes” into your ten seconds?
Waiting until after the game to gamble on it? BRILLIANT!
FISH MARKET SHOT WHEN THEY GO BACK TO AL & CHRIS. I’M CALLING IT NOW.
Notre Dame vs Boston at Fenway Park = dumpsters full of vomit and empty bottles of Four Roses.
At Fenway or at your house?
I will be at Fenway on 11/22 for the Irish festival of something-or-other. All I know is it involves a hurling contest, which I am stoked for, and a Dropkick Murphy’s concert, which I will probably skip.
They’ll play “Shippin’ Up to Boston” six times and leave.
Agreed. Like their music, increasingly disappointed in their live shows. Although to be fair I haven’t seen one since I went up one St. Patrick’s Day week for their string of shows and the one I was at ended before 10:30.
So… they don’t actually dropkick anything?
I vomit in our neighbors’ trash cans
I’m too sober to subject myself to the second half. Night, all
bleak clate man
Rodney Harrison has a lot of respect for the endless interceptions Peyton threw against the Pats all those times
I appreciate that Bob Costas just spoke for about 15 seconds and immediately afterward admitted not a fucking bit of what he said mattered.
I appreciate that wandered out to the kitchen to get a drink and apparently missed everything Bob Costas had to say.
So there’s this 1970s movie called “Bobbie Jo and the Outlaw” that stars Lynda Carter and former child preacher Marjoe Gortner and evidently the lovely Miss Carter even has a topless scene or two in it and I’m sure Moose has seen it 137 times yet I’ve never, ever seen it, which leads me to wonder just what the hell I’ve been doing with my life.
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Somebody page Martin, stat!
http://www.nudography.com/Celebrities/lynda_carter.aspx
There’s a whole bunch of obvious fakes. These are kind of lousy, so I suspect they’re legit.
Yep, just VHS, not great, but gives you an idea.
Soooooo why the fuck should we bother with the second half?
Masochism?
Because we’re masochists?
Be part of a black friday stampede or drive a Chevy. That’s a tough one.
CHICAGO COPIER REPAIRMEN
Pretty soon we’ll arrive at the Panopticon model of officiating.
Love hearing those 12’s boo.
THEY’RE THE LOUDEST BOOS IN THE NFL!
The NFL is just terrible.
OKAY TRENT DILFER WE GET IT
Oh please halftime highlights show that piece of shit-fuck ending of the Ravens game. Because it was so delicious.
I’m high as shit and even I don’t claim to understand what a catch is.
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DANNY DOESN’T EVEN KNOW!
“What if a catch is… when you catch the ball?”
IMO all games should be officiated by synths, like Morelli’s crew.
Why can’t we just use sex robots?
This is sneaky watchable.
Pete Carroll looks like he did when he finished the 9/11 Commision Report.
He looks like he did at the end of last year’s Super Bowl.
These fans are so loud!!
I just read Pey-Pey’s line from the day. Daaaaaaaaaamn.
Al Michaels, official apologist for the NFL Referees Association. Fuck you Al, they suck donkey dick.
I’d let Kristin Bell throw an elbow at me. It’s not like she’s Rhonda Rou…I mean, it’s not like she’s Holly Holm.
Looks like those clowns in congress have done it again.
What a bunch of clowns.
what a bunch of clowns
blete clakeman
Bring back the scabs!
Stealing this.
Ruling on the field is incomplete
Ellington just got introduced to the percussion section.
He’ll be black, brown, and beige after that one.
Hooray for inept officiating!
Inept officiating in a Seahawks game?
They’re all thirty second timeouts
No, no, it’s their 32nd timeout.
Wow, I have 8 points in the ATS contest… but 5 straight-up.
Holy shit. I shaved and showered and it’s still the fucking first half?
THAT’S GOOD HUSTLE
I took my time. This game is torture.
This is pretty much the NFL experience nowadays.
You forgot the first S?
Made stuffed pork chops for dinner. Been taking care of that for the past 5 hours, so they were either great or undercooked.
Should have taken the time to manscape
IS THAT TWO PHONES?? TWO PHONES; WOULD NOT BANG!
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AFLAC?
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAFLAC!!
What a country.
“They love this football team here in Seattle.”
“We were so glad to get them in 2011!” – Twelves
Left 8.6 points on the bench this week by starting Peyton Manning instead of no one.
Holy shit
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