A lone wolf howls in the distance
Onward to the women!
Now that I’m embedding SF Tumblr posts to save you bandwidth, to view or save specific images, click the “…” at the bottom of the embedded post and click on “Permalink”. That will take you to the tumblr page.
http://martin-ksk.tumblr.com/post/131871913691/every-day-should-be-sexy-friday
Mondays are fine, you just hate hate your job.
http://40.media.tumblr.com/adee66e0907917ff86f666a521ecbe6f/tumblr_ny4p7ez3OH1ric2iqo1_1280.jpg
Well, I do now that I see the alternative types of employment available…
Pleather pants WOULD NOT BANG.
http://36.media.tumblr.com/26d3982568a6365749670fec7743f8ef/tumblr_ny4x96ZU6S1ric2iqo1_1280.jpg
OK, I’d bang.
I would like my pahsketti now.
http://40.media.tumblr.com/73e67e031908bfbb3b0d91ba595bb60e/tumblr_ny4w2oJgsp1ric2iqo1_1280.jpg
SEEMS LIKE SHE HAS TOO MANY TEETH FOR A HUMAN BEING; WOULD NOT BANG.
(Looks down, sees tits)
WOULD BANG THAT SHARK-MOUTHED MONSTER LIKE THE FIST OF AN ANGRY GOD.
Well, sheeeeet.
http://40.media.tumblr.com/09bd84cf9c9885cf45408bd2a8eb57ea/tumblr_nxlpp2rcVn1s47hb3o1_1280.jpg
http://i.imgur.com/t7nhMAo.jpg
The cigar; tastes familiar somehow.
http://38.media.tumblr.com/3cf97cceef36532eb2a2590af97492ff/tumblr_nnybov4HHU1qiigdlo7_500.gif
“What’s that, Katy? I can’t quite see it behind your hand.”
http://asexzone.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/08/Candice-Accola-Sexy-Nude-Hot-Big-Softy-Boobs-Nipple-Hd-Photos.jpg
“Can you see it now?”
http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lcrxtkSp831qawbn9.gif
Top model; TOO LONG OF A NECK; WOULD NOT BANG!!
http://41.media.tumblr.com/74ec91a28484bbb53ed509bee9a712c9/tumblr_ny504wfLZm1ric2iqo1_1280.jpg
*models
http://49.media.tumblr.com/2182f21b7623f84eb8f7aaf39ed5dbed/tumblr_nsnzi7TRXI1u2jwbho1_400.gif
“I’m just going to step through this ridiculously placed, unnecessary chain curtain and stand dramatically in front of this light for a moment.”
http://ilarge.lisimg.com/image/3379510/1118full-candice-accola.jpg
IN MY SHOES!!
This summer, on The CW…. Candace Accola as Qbert:
http://vampirediaries.alloyentertainment.com/wp-content/blogs.dir/6/files/tvd-season-4-cast-photos-kat-graham-michael-trevino-joseph-morgan-candice-accola/candica-accola-new-cast-photo-season-4.jpg
Hello there. I borrowed a jacket from your closet…. and used your tablecloth to make this dress.
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http://oldgeorgiahomes.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/02/tumblr_mq5avoSUOv1qar83lo6_500.png
http://41.media.tumblr.com/dc9254ba0291b34254e03609ef5f9046/tumblr_ny2hevIyis1qgxas2o1_1280.jpg
CHEWS ON HER OWN THUMB; 2/10, WOULD NOT BANG.
Mr. Ballsofsteelandfury; one of the best perverts around; solid, dependable pervert. I salute you sir.
http://40.media.tumblr.com/3bd7d7b797427751312fd4bdc15e6e7e/tumblr_npkh7zFIJt1r1d5rwo1_1280.jpg
Right back at you, my friend!
That may be my Halloween costume next year.
A small token of my appreciation:
http://images-cdn.moviepilot.com/images/c_limit,h_787,w_656/t_mp_quality_gif/wondnxhvzsgyfja0moli/flashback-friday-lynda-carter-s-wonder-woman-was-a-superior-superheroine-385199.jpg
Ornella Muti in Ritratto di borghesia in nero (Tonino Cervi – 1978)
http://41.media.tumblr.com/09a201065254a78efeb8528869cc7d26/tumblr_nwt2o4wN191ro2c2ro1_1280.jpg
http://36.media.tumblr.com/e208230c778421a7525be119f0b0cb9e/tumblr_ny2pvriTcC1s47hb3o1_540.jpg
“So fucking high right now.”
http://41.media.tumblr.com/0a4003d82e361028fcbb6af9d798c011/tumblr_n1dxfa2Db41ra5ohjo4_500.jpg
There’s three of my fetishes…
Stoned dog, flower behind ear,….. what was the other one?
Waterfall, of course!
Don’t go chasing waterfalls.
http://41.media.tumblr.com/07ae07a03615bdabf0035f81985434fb/tumblr_ny2pveWeEB1s47hb3o1_1280.jpg
http://40.media.tumblr.com/033126cf4cd1a0dd512d7a5904488f1d/tumblr_ny2ywenmsH1rkqd8zo1_500.jpg
He’s a decepticorgi!
Never forget:
http://45.media.tumblr.com/9f0b1feac830cf91985ad2977d1e32ea/tumblr_ngmluaErA91s2yegdo1_400.gif
These dogs look like they are in heaven, but I’m pretty sure the one has a sex toy.
http://40.media.tumblr.com/21315951c6df8479e267a09e942fd9c0/tumblr_naosf4YLQL1tvs3v3o3_1280.jpg
http://40.media.tumblr.com/7f3fc8254b23752a0328f17ac579d261/tumblr_naosf4YLQL1tvs3v3o4_1280.jpg
http://41.media.tumblr.com/cfd634d5a71b346b51407c7505f4aee7/tumblr_ns3806QpYk1u3ox1po1_500.jpg
Triumph?
He denies being the father.
(say it in that voice)
“What do you mean “Whiskers” has the fucking high score??”
http://41.media.tumblr.com/399163aec53934ea4b1f7e8c83bc8ac4/tumblr_n7x6zo7J6E1rbs1f8o1_500.jpg
http://40.media.tumblr.com/12d1f362a5bcb1d19de800cbbb0afa2b/tumblr_nw4i3gTypC1smw1wso1_500.jpg
Funny, I thought Toonces had the high score
WHISKERS KNOWS NOT TO CRASH!!
*Unless distracted by catnip.
“You can’t deny our love.”
“Well, she does have nice tits.”
http://36.media.tumblr.com/224c686dbb93d7b6d374765c46e21d0c/tumblr_nlay0xBzpb1rknxm5o1_500.jpg
http://41.media.tumblr.com/3c88dcb81e1373bb1b40523a823afbc5/tumblr_nkpgnfbRNl1stykp6o1_500.jpg
http://40.media.tumblr.com/fc934d554fe6fc028b371adae9c77762/tumblr_nfqoy0Hf2O1tto5hlo1_500.jpg
http://41.media.tumblr.com/7c568ec782711dfab97fa619821fa0e4/tumblr_nqo059iqpX1s4yd0lo1_1280.jpg
Emma, working even more fetishes.
http://40.media.tumblr.com/3f0565ee95be177c517c00ba11b4c080/tumblr_nxluafS3tQ1rg0tuzo1_500.png
Selena seems to have a few of her own.
http://36.media.tumblr.com/d98580bc3b1418fb6869a1b17c309691/tumblr_nxoc2ihUQa1tk8m1mo2_540.png
http://45.media.tumblr.com/4044d9cb82615db84ae6357b4959daee/tumblr_nb3fedODSC1r3gb3zo1_250.gif
http://www.theonion.com/article/nation-satisfied-selena-gomez-completes-transition-51874
So fucking true, it’s actually sad.
She’s helping.
I also think she is enjoying her new found freedom and power.
http://36.media.tumblr.com/8cb78c2b479fe62a59a421fafb496ca5/tumblr_ny4xb1KaTJ1ric2iqo1_1280.jpg
Whether she understands is another question.
Is actually surprising to me how much I’m liking her music right now.
Part of me feels dirty for finding Emma Watson as attractive as I do these days. Then the part of me that makes all the decisions says, “shut up and unzip, jackass.”
I don’t think we need to apologize for finding a woman beautiful. It is how you treat her, either from a distance or in person that one should either be comfortable with or feel guilty.
http://49.media.tumblr.com/befe3872ca81dbfb658cfbe26f71db61/tumblr_nskmv1njg01tosfk6o1_400.gif
http://49.media.tumblr.com/5135e4307cda7cae2ee4e87e2d525da1/tumblr_nvcin9jWjW1uorz8zo2_250.gif
Was that from The Man Show?
I don’t think so; it’s newer. Same idea and really the best part of that show IMO.
I agree. It really was the best idea they had during that show’s entire run.
http://41.media.tumblr.com/91b16157598b42727ddb983e7e72a4c9/tumblr_mlkbvcr1Sa1qe31lco1_500.jpg
http://45.media.tumblr.com/8f385daf710dbd5060f2e97601d2460f/tumblr_mjx53cxxdB1s8ccbto3_250.gif
I love how we were supposed to believe somehow that not one single guy in her high school had said, “hey, why don’t we try getting with the insanely hot, funny redhead?” prior to her making up the hookup story.
Hollywood stories; are they legit??
http://p.vitalmx.com/photos/users/16549/photos/71547/s780_leanna_decker_1.jpg?1386115327
We may disagree on the better Lehigh Valley college, but I think we can agree on this one.
Men, men, it’s happening. The next phase of the cookie wars has begun. They are brainwashing the children of America by only including one flavor of cookie mix in this minty propaganda machine: http://www.amazon.com/Wicked-Cool-Toys-50301US01-Scouts/dp/B00X9SPRKI
I find Tin Mints to be the best, and brightest, of the Girl Scout Cookie Family, but even I agree this is foolishness of the first order. Include one of the less popular cookie types, get ’em hooked, THEN introduce the Thin Mint Bomb.
Tread carefully. You saw what happened to me when I went up against the Girl Scouts!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jItz-uNjoZA
http://www.seriouswheels.com/pics-2006/2006-BMW-Z4-M-Coupe-S-1280×960.jpg
I had the soft top version of that car a while back. Super fun car but impossible to have sex in.
If this is a photoshop, I do not ever want to know:
http://i.imgur.com/4xve67r.jpg
I won’t say anything then…… except her head has grown quite a bit.
So has the rest of her, but I’m OK with this ‘shop.
In other news, Elizabeth Henstridge is one hot-ass nerd (or at least plays on on Agents of SHIELD):
http://i.imgur.com/lX0DBEx.jpg
There’s going to be a Krampus movie?
What’s up with the draft?
We got back earlier. I’ll tinker with it tomorrow, and then have you and Balls critique.
“…you and Balls critique.”
/sobs quietly
Sounds good.
Lafayette — Lehigh tomorrow lads.
Which is best?
Lafayette was founded in the name of arguably the most important figure in the establishment of American independence:
“Lafayette established for himself a more stately column than that at Vendôme, and a better statue than that of marble or metal. Where is the marble as pure as his heart, and where is the metal as firm as the devotion of old Lafayette? Of course he was always partisan, but partisan like the needle of a compass, which always points to the North, and not once deviates to the South or to the East. And so Lafayette has daily said the same thing for forty years, and always points toward North America. For that is where the Revolution began with its universal declaration of human rights. Still in this hour he persists in this declaration, without which there can be no healing—that partisan man with his partisan heavenly Realm of Freedom!”
Lehigh was named for a river and founded by the same guy Packer Avenue in South Philly is named after.
Aller Marron!
I won’t speak for the history of the founders, but from a local standpoint, Lehigh has it all over Lafayette. More beautiful campus, better general area, fewer asshole police nearby, and back when I was in high school, Lehigh frat parties were the SHIT.
http://cdn.meme.am/instances/500x/64940685.jpg
http://www.quickmeme.com/img/05/0595b80ea148786bc20c3958bf020a374cb537c40382b646c03a9b52a7cacc75.jpg
Hahahaha man I love Rollins.
It’s OK, man, you can like your filthy Easton-based Lafayette. I’ll take my idyllic Bethlehem-encased Lehigh and be happy about it.
How old are you?
40
So OK!
http://www.quickmeme.com/img/05/0595b80ea148786bc20c3958bf020a374cb537c40382b646c03a9b52a7cacc75.jpg
I can be dead to you if I’m of a certain age? Or is it because I’m younger than one?
I am so very confused.
Did you go to Lafayette? Is that the reasoning behind this bizarre partisanship?
Yes, I went to Lafayette.
http://vignette1.wikia.nocookie.net/uncyclopedia/images/c/c1/CaptobviousChooseOption.gif/revision/latest?cb=20070106161415
I kinda figured, but sometimes people have irrational attachments to schools they didn’t go to (a friend of mine barely finished high school, and hates the idea of higher education. LOVES Notre Came football. Go figure).
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This week in handsome mother fucker.
Tom Hardy.
http://40.media.tumblr.com/950b8388ae8618dd522403ab439c76e2/tumblr_nvafcuCggR1ric2iqo1_1280.jpg
http://45.media.tumblr.com/c3a31c43fbb08dd064a7beea585984cd/tumblr_nwsmg3uh8r1sognhno2_250.gif
I would like to post this as a “Rain Dance” for the P*ts to lose;
http://41.media.tumblr.com/9857e32b7360f001b2edf046726378e2/tumblr_nvafevZ5yX1ric2iqo1_1280.jpg
http://45.media.tumblr.com/15c5de873e9498180d1552a6b7a7cab0/tumblr_npeayc2Bnv1s2wio8o1_500.gif
This school has a very odd way of using uniforms to desexualize their students:
http://www.gotceleb.com/wp-content/uploads/celebrities/katherine-mcnamara/sara-jaye-weiss-photoshoot-in-la/Katherine-McNamara-by-Sara-Jaye-Weiss-Back-to-School-Shoot–20.jpg
Does this shirt make my tits look big?
http://static.tumblr.com/btelmwa/GZnm9audy/tumblr_m8yla4edsp1qk381no2_250.gif
Can’t… get…. comfortable…
http://i.imgur.com/v0cQXRr.gif
1, 2, 3, ok, three fetishes in one gif, thank you.
Glad to help, Moose. Glad to help.
Isla wants to remind us that it’s flannel weather:
http://www.radass.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/10/Isla-Fisher-20.jpg
Another three in this photo.
I’ll assume four; no panties.
Poor Nina, all she had to wear was a ratty old doily and a scarf she had to tie around herself to keep warm:
http://i.imgur.com/FexuBVe.jpg
http://36.media.tumblr.com/ebac9f43c80968f3319ca59a44589bcf/tumblr_mgeflbgmXs1qzezeko1_1280.jpg
Not sure….
http://45.media.tumblr.com/a78f93a8c71e5268db799ae52cb00183/tumblr_npjkajYaQE1rbrhnko1_500.gif
Bella Thorne – http://49.media.tumblr.com/097dafe64d8e267a9bb341103f0bd9e6/tumblr_nv27cioqEP1sayi64o7_250.gif
http://41.media.tumblr.com/10ada790e9c56e35afb48e0f317621e8/tumblr_nm1t41jtyM1qz77ueo1_1280.jpg
http://49.media.tumblr.com/64a715304b3a6d85f582be8d851916a7/tumblr_nx34hcbhOe1ur3cdqo1_250.gif
So crose.
http://40.media.tumblr.com/b83caa61740b9112e56e7c612f358408/tumblr_nr2eetyjkI1qgxas2o1_1280.jpg
http://49.media.tumblr.com/c89ab0d45ba4640ced69408cd6d6c22f/tumblr_nxz5g43neA1qj1l3ro2_400.gif
Comedy boner.
http://40.media.tumblr.com/cd550f889e0a8fcf9a9f928109fb5409/tumblr_nxz99cT8k31qhehguo2_500.jpg
http://45.media.tumblr.com/9f9224c15c449794ae52def7c66097a2/tumblr_ny0h5bN9BH1ssypfho8_r1_250.gif
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http://41.media.tumblr.com/844007f601e1eceab713cc3ffab551ec/tumblr_npignvKpxb1rj28rmo1_1280.jpg
“Back the fuck up, dog breath, I don’t swing that way.”
She’s an Amazon; that’s just playing hard to get, but she’s a top.
http://45.media.tumblr.com/b8da9e609cafa651a2188df17d9b11c9/tumblr_nqs01f77DU1snmmclo1_500.gif
Prior to this post, I was unaware of Bridgit Mendler’s existence.
I will now rectify that unforgivable gap in my knowledge. Thanks, Martin!
Agreed; great work Martin.
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