Your Late Afternoon Football-Related Open Thread

KC @ SD: The Chefs have won 3 straight? [checks sked] Yup. No turnovers during that stretch either. ESPN has them winning out the rest of their games as well. Silly, huh? Well, they’ve got the Chargers twice, the Ravens, the Browns, the Bills and the Raiders twice. I’ve seen more unlikely things occur. See if you can get some odds on them winning the AFC West. Ignore the odds on them winning the AFC South. It’s a sucker’s bet. Woodhead looks like a nice play this week what with WR’s Kidney Allen and Floyd not likely to play. You just know that The Mightiest Christian Of Them All will be throwing for Jesus all game long because his D just doesn’t believe. I can’t confirm this but having just given birth, Tiffany Rivers is preggo once again.

GB @ Min: This game might be the keeper. Though the Pack have lost 3 in a row including the thrashing last week by the Lions they are still a team to be reckoned with. TB (Trophy Beard) Olivia Munn’s favourite manicurist’s play has fallen off as teams have blitzed him relentlessly. Despite weak O-line play, injuries at WR and Fatty-Fatty Fat-Fat under-performing at RB, the Rodgers is capable of winning a game all by his lonesome. Minny has the best rushing attack in the league (147 yds. per game) and the 2nd best scoring D (17.1) Bridgewater is not being asked to win games and that is paying off with handoffs to AP and safe throws to Mr. Diggs.

SF @ Sea: This was a great game two, three years ago.

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Horatio Cornblower

What up fuckers?

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh
Moose -The End Is Well Nigh
Sharkbait

Hey remember that time Ditka was hired to coach the Saints?

nomonkeyfun

I think he owes me a couple draft picks. I assume others amongst the commentariat are also waiting for the same thing.

nomonkeyfun

And Ricky owes me a QP. The bastard, always reneging on his dealings.

Sill Bimmons
Sill Bimmons

To the DVR!

Sill Bimmons
Sill Bimmons

DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOSH

Senor Weaselo

THIS MINNESOTA VIKINGS TEAM, I CALL THEM DR. HORRIBLE BECAUSE IT’S LACY, GENTLY WAFTING CURTAINS FOR THEM IN THIS ONE.

Shogun Marcus

That made Mrs. Marcus laugh. Well played.

makeitsnowondem

Jerick McKinnon’s job on the Vikings is playing special teams and making everyone wonder why Matt Asiata ever plays.

WCS

Stillers fans felt the same way about Dri Archer and now Jacoby Jones.

Sill Bimmons
Sill Bimmons

Don’t forget Matt Spaeth!

nomonkeyfun

I’ve much of the games today, but for those of you who Harvard bash his brains in, did Watt deserve a big flag when he ripped helmet off and yelled at many people?

nomonkeyfun

it was the sort of play that a more heavily melanined lineman would have a misconduct call thrown at him. But then again this is a guy that stays in a fancy log cabin, therefore he is Licolnesque, without the anti-slavery views.

Sharkbait

“he is Licolnesque, without the anti-slavery views”
Sounds like someone else…

http://i.imgur.com/VAeXKm5.jpg

makeitsnowondem

I didn’t see this, but am I understanding correctly that Watt took off his helmet on the field and didn’t get flagged? Because that would be bullshit.

nomonkeyfun

I did catch it on the fly, but yes he took his helment off on the field.com he then yelled at a couple of Jets, then finally put it back on. This was not a case of the device coming loose and needing adjustment. It was a full Watt tantrum, but that isokay because he is grinder, and not a Grindr.

Sill Bimmons
Sill Bimmons

WR1, WR2, WR3, RB1, RB2, RB3 total: 28.3

WCS
Sill Bimmons
Sill Bimmons
Brick Meathook
Brick Meathook

There is some woman who keeps shrieking in the crowd of the GB-MIN broadcast. This woman needs a fucking ball gag.

Shogun Marcus

Prove it’s a woman…

King Hippo

At least Zimmer had the sense not to punt.

John Difool
John Difool
King Hippo

Just a little Stefon Diggs garbage time? That’s serious too much to ask??

Sill Bimmons
Sill Bimmons

I hate you Mike Wallace.

WCS
Spur
Spur

Why would you look at the screen instead of the sky during an aurora?

King Hippo

I feel proud of myself for not cutting James Jones, but of course he’s rotting on my bench. Had I started the Aaron/Jones combo instead of Carr/Crabtree…

fleshwound_NPG
fleshwound_NPG

That’s some mighty fine broadcastin, NASCAR on NBC

https://twitter.com/Fieldof33/status/668580887936827393

Sharkbait

That’s a producer who doesn’t give a fuck anymore.

Spur
Spur

Peyton, I feel like you have lost the right to be in ads for a while.

Sill Bimmons
Sill Bimmons

The rest of your life is going to be an unbroken series of injustices:

http://i.imgur.com/EnZrP7T.jpg

Sharkbait

Pey-Pey needs to be shut down

Doktor Zymm

A twist on my normal joke about kilometers. Dude’s initials are km.

Sill Bimmons
Sill Bimmons

And that word is pronounced KILL–oh–meter, not kill–AH–meter.

You don’t say kill–AH–gram or kill–AH–watt.

WCS

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Bortleback
Bortleback

+0.62 outdated distance units

King Hippo

Don’t forget to ask how many walkers he’s killed, how many people he’s killed, and why?

Senor Weaselo

SELECTIVE FLAGS FOR THE SELECTIVE FLAG GODS! BLEERGH ONLY WANTS THE MOST QUESTIONABLE PENALTIES!

Spur
Spur

Guess that’s not a delay of game then?

John Difool
John Difool

SACKWATER

Sill Bimmons
Sill Bimmons

Harbs praising Joe Average for playing on his destroyed knee is kind of repellent.

Spur
Spur

I tuned in to NBC for highlights and they’re showing Nascar. How long does it take to finish 70 laps? There’s no way they keep that on and make the NFL wait

fleshwound_NPG
fleshwound_NPG

70 laps? Two hours.

John Difool
John Difool

THIS EDDIE LACEY I CALL HIM INDIAN RESTAURANT FONDUE FOUNTAIN, ‘CAISE THAT’S THE LAST TIME I SAW CHEESE RUN THIS HARD

Sill Bimmons
Sill Bimmons

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Gratliff

That’s a couple different words away from my text history with my mom. Whoo, Dysfunction!

WCS

I just want to applaud you fine cockshits for a terrific sequence of AP/child beating jokes.
Ass slaps all around!

Senor Weaselo

Wasn’t that what happened in the first place?

Shogun Marcus

Exempt list time!

Sill Bimmons
Sill Bimmons

Ball slaps.

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