KC @ SD: The Chefs have won 3 straight? [checks sked] Yup. No turnovers during that stretch either. ESPN has them winning out the rest of their games as well. Silly, huh? Well, they’ve got the Chargers twice, the Ravens, the Browns, the Bills and the Raiders twice. I’ve seen more unlikely things occur. See if you can get some odds on them winning the AFC West. Ignore the odds on them winning the AFC South. It’s a sucker’s bet. Woodhead looks like a nice play this week what with WR’s Kidney Allen and Floyd not likely to play. You just know that The Mightiest Christian Of Them All will be throwing for Jesus all game long because his D just doesn’t believe. I can’t confirm this but having just given birth, Tiffany Rivers is preggo once again.
GB @ Min: This game might be the keeper. Though the Pack have lost 3 in a row including the thrashing last week by the Lions they are still a team to be reckoned with. TB (Trophy Beard) Olivia Munn’s favourite manicurist’s play has fallen off as teams have blitzed him relentlessly. Despite weak O-line play, injuries at WR and Fatty-Fatty Fat-Fat under-performing at RB, the Rodgers is capable of winning a game all by his lonesome. Minny has the best rushing attack in the league (147 yds. per game) and the 2nd best scoring D (17.1) Bridgewater is not being asked to win games and that is paying off with handoffs to AP and safe throws to Mr. Diggs.
SF @ Sea: This was a great game two, three years ago.
Why is Matt Leinart in that Pizza Hut commercial?
Court mandated community service?
I just had the same thought. Had to double-take and remember who it was.
Jim Tomsula needs to get out of this chickenshit outfit.
The fuck – I’m in an NFC West market. Why don’t I get to watch NFC West games?!
69 yard return nice
There’s the Blair Walsh we all know.
The Blair Walsh Project?
Intel skydiving BAZINGA!
I’m glad that San Diego has decided to give the first half time of possession battle to the Chiefs so that we can get to the Tomlinson ceremony that much faster.
I want to date a black chick. They have so much confidence. And drive red cars.
You bout dat ass, boss?
Dr. Jekyll and Micah Hyde.
Wow, look at Goodell, hanging around in the stands. What a man of the people!
The one time we need a Paris bomber!
He won’t do that in New England.
“Peterson missed most of last season for being on the Commissioners Exempt List.”
I like how the NFL’s affiliates have forgotten WHY AP was on the list exempt list.
Good ol Packers D.
Where?
SIR KYLE OF RUDOLF!
KELCE TAKEN DOWN BY AXE BOMBER! *CRITICAL!*
Never, EVER change, NASCAR fans
https://twitter.com/ESPNMcGee/status/668546569592029184
How is the NFC “wide open”?
The South and West are decided. The East is wide open (in a bad way) and the North is Vikings v Packers. One of those two will be a Wild Card. The last WC is going to be a 7-win team with some crazy tiebreaker sending them to CAR to give up 65 pts.
3rd and long, throw 2 yards. It’s never worked before, but maybe it’s due.
…what? No, still stupid? Well we won’t do that again!
*next drive, 3rd and long*
Hey! Let’s throw a two-yard pass! YEAH!
…the squirrel is the only hope of a highlight.
Thank Glod ChiefsChargers isn’t a color rush game.
Glod is truly great!
What are you!? Some sort of Martian extremist?
I knew a Todd Glod in high school.
/not really
J-Low is gonna diva the AMA!
Did we somehow travel to 1999?
If so I have some sports to bet on…
If so, I need to talk to myself so I won’t be the P.O.S. I am nowadays.
Well, to be fair, the American Medical Association deserves it.
Least she can do after they cleared up that whole genital warts thingy.
Are the Vikings still playing at a college?
Birdmurderdome opens next year
How is LA gonna build a stadium in like 9 months but MIN needs like 3 years?
Yes, The Golden Gopher Hole.
Hey, how about that Chip Kelly, huh? Total genius, right?
Most of history’s geniuses are misunderstood.
Hey, not just anyone gets a weekly insert in the mmqb.
You can see the effigies burning from space.
I’ve just been wiped out all weekend — well, pretty much going back to last Wednesday (hovering near it for some time before then) so I’ve spent today watching more football than I’ve seen since the playoffs. God, it is brutal. No one is scoring. Just imagine if they let these guys play defense; these games would routinely be 7-10, 6-3.
This season is some sort of QB Highlander thing? Why has no one killed Brady yet?
The Kurgan changed his name to “Eli Manning”
And yet the Gingerhammer wants an 18-game season
Fifty.
Million.
Dollars.
Well, I was in a slightly better mood, but then I knocked my dartboard off the wall and discovered I’m covered in bits of towel lint.
THANKS OBAMA!
ELITE ACL TEAR.
HOLY SHIT FLACCO OUT WITH A TORN ACL
Mr Flacco…he dead.
As someone whokinda likes the Ravens on occasion, that’s a tough break
Whenever I see Harrison Smith I think to myself: “Is that Adam Archuleta?”
Breaking: Flacco out for the year, torn ACL
Elite Injury
Not sure it’ll affect his play that much…
Re-fried rice with beets on the side. Get hold of your jealousy.
See below.
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Food update: BBQ pulled pork nachos in the oven.
Getting ready to slice the bacon I smoked yesterday.
That chiefs kicker santos. Missing an extra point like that. You really have to wonder about his character in situations like that.
Buffalo chicken sliders here.
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Leftover grilled flat-iron steak with a spicy Asian glaze and fried green tomatoes.
Had to pick all the tomatoes yesterday due to last nights hard freeze.
Dom Capers is getting outsmarted by Norv Turner, and that is sad.
Mentally I regard them as about the same to be honest.
Fucking vulture.
Poedown hoedown!
See Nike?
All you have to do is just stick with the old AFL uniforms and the game will look fucking amazing.
Need TEDOWNS from Kelce and Gates.
You can throw a couple Basketball downs in there too
BALL FAIL
I could use 3 KelceDOWNs and 3 DiggsDOWNs PLEAZ
Joe Buck: Mute never sounded so good
hey guys
Shalom
sup
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Joe and Troy? I wonder if Telemundo is airing the game.
So to review:
My favorite team lost.
My second least favorite team injured my best fantasy player, and won.
My least favorite team is facing an I ther team I don’t care for, and will likely win despite them not being favored.
My fantasy lead is just narrow enough to be obliterated by my least favorite team and gronkowski.
Enough of the pity party, I’m breaking out tbe hard stuff
HEROIN? Save some for me!
So. Many. People. Filming. In. Portrait. At. This. Game.
Turn your phone sideways assholes!
Cinematography is a lost art.
Ballssssssssssssssssssss, fucking 4-1 start squandered.
On they day they are retiring LaDanian Tomlinson’s number, the Chargers will honor his legacy by making West a new star RB.
See? SEEEEEEE?
I have no optimism about today’s prospects for my team. Yet here I am. I can only hope my team treats ap like he does his many children.
I like the Milk & Cheese avatar.