KC @ SD: The Chefs have won 3 straight? [checks sked] Yup. No turnovers during that stretch either. ESPN has them winning out the rest of their games as well. Silly, huh? Well, they’ve got the Chargers twice, the Ravens, the Browns, the Bills and the Raiders twice. I’ve seen more unlikely things occur. See if you can get some odds on them winning the AFC West. Ignore the odds on them winning the AFC South. It’s a sucker’s bet. Woodhead looks like a nice play this week what with WR’s Kidney Allen and Floyd not likely to play. You just know that The Mightiest Christian Of Them All will be throwing for Jesus all game long because his D just doesn’t believe. I can’t confirm this but having just given birth, Tiffany Rivers is preggo once again.
GB @ Min: This game might be the keeper. Though the Pack have lost 3 in a row including the thrashing last week by the Lions they are still a team to be reckoned with. TB (Trophy Beard) Olivia Munn’s favourite manicurist’s play has fallen off as teams have blitzed him relentlessly. Despite weak O-line play, injuries at WR and Fatty-Fatty Fat-Fat under-performing at RB, the Rodgers is capable of winning a game all by his lonesome. Minny has the best rushing attack in the league (147 yds. per game) and the 2nd best scoring D (17.1) Bridgewater is not being asked to win games and that is paying off with handoffs to AP and safe throws to Mr. Diggs.
SF @ Sea: This was a great game two, three years ago.
I think Jamie Foxx and I would make a great duo for a cop movie.
Fozz & Foxx! Coming this fall! Only on CBS!
Is Christian Ponder still on the Vikes roster??
NORTH CAROLINA STATE WOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Is it too early for airplane porn?
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Never
NEVER
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Bilgewater!
Bridgewater Ded…..
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FUCK YOU DIGGS
Is Teddy dead??
Hors de combat.
Vikings girl unconcerned by the death of Bridgewater
She believes in the power of grit?
Uh-oh…teddy ready for beddy?
ANOTHER ONE BITES THE DUST
Drinking game most likely to make you puke: shot of galliano for every penalty flag
Otherwise known as the Up Against The Wall Torture.
Tomsula, down 0-20, going with teh Lovie challenge.
Why are they challenging that?
Ah, lone vikings fan just clapped for the sack. I guess she is sorta watching the game.
Go ask her if she has accepted Jeebus as her personal savior.
Friendly fire in Seattle.
Flacco with an elite ACL tear.
Fuck me. Fuck this season. Fuck next year too.
Fuck.
As a Jets fan, I don’t even need to see their starting QB is down for the year to say the next two lines!
Drinking game least likely to get you drunk : shot for every sf td
My liver likes that idea.
“Pound a beer for every Eagles Super Bowl win!”
Drink for every negative Patriots comment on TV
I wonder if I could get away with lucky pubes?
Bar almost empty. There is one girl with a Vikings shirt, she isn’t watching the game. Three people who are just checking shit on their phones, and two couples left over from brunch.
She just likes the jersey because it’s purple, the second worst football fan.
Is Eddie Lacy dead?
He ate himself to death, I think.
No, just fat.
Yo Gabba Gabbert with the 20-yard overthrow.
No pre77ure from behind, he can go FULL GABBO now
FUCK YOU KELCE
Nice catch, dickhead.
3rd and 14, checkdown pass.
But Bridgewater isn’t a game manager.
He’s getting Norval’d
Bridgewater just pulled a Neo
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Whoa.
Dude
Bridgewater almost went Welker there.
BJ Raji is a large large man. The rye I’m drinking is distilled with orange peels, so it has built in orange bitters. It is what showed up when I ordered ‘a shot of something made out of whisky’
What product is this?
Low and slow
No, that is the tempo.
Let yourself go
Pretty good coverage Troy?! HE STARED AT THE GUY FROM TWO YARDS AWAY AND WAITED FOR HIM TO CATCH IT!
Andy Reid: 254 yards, 9 points.
17 baby back ribs
Shots of overprices rye cure many ills. Also, considering how wussy I was being about the cold, it’s quite surprising I went out without a heavy jacket, hat or gloves.
Also, wow, how SF has fallen.
The only time I drink Old Granddad is during the winter months, due largely to the way it creates a warming sensation in my core as its eats through my stomach lining.
Kelly Clarkson’s biggest last accomplishment was getting physically removed from an all-you-can-eat buffet.
Shouldn’t ‘Be Unstoppable’ be the Toyota tag line?
Where we’re going, we don’t need brakes!
Every time I see Matt Stafford’s name I say it the same way they said “MATT. DAMON.” in Team America.
Obligatory:
Fuckin’ Chargers.
HOW THE FUCK YOU DOIN’, BOYS?
Just got back from watching the Ottawa REDBLACKS win the CFL East final on a 93-yard TD with a minute left, when they were sitting 2nd and 25. Holy tits, don’t let anyone ever tell you the CFL sucks, what a fucking game.
I can’t take any team who’s name is in ALLCAPS seriously.
Just for tradition’s sake, Saskatchewan has announced it is changing its team name to the Black Reds.
I agree with this, to be honest.
Sounds cold. Fuck that.
It was sitting right around 33° all afternoon. Fucking freezing.
GIT YOURE 3-DOWN COMMY SOCIALIEST FITBALL OUT OF OUR MERICA FOOTBAW
AMERICA’S* GAME on FOX!!!
*we decline to specify which America or what country in it.
Confederate States of America, because no one want this to happen but apparently we were forced into this.
One of the PM local sports talk shows here has a typical goober (“And Arians said he didn’t give an ‘S’ about fantasy scores – HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. You have to love BA — AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA”) and an east coast guy who, since we’re all soft out here in the west, just seems stupid and like a dick. Anyways, the east coast guy, leading into the season, was insistent that Bridgewater drop the ‘Teddy’ and go by ‘Ted’ or ‘Theo’ to show that he is grown up and a leader now.
I will never forget this.
Is that a thing? I’ve been out West a lot, and I never knew everyone out there was soft.
Maybe I’m just soft then.
Tell east coast guy that the first President Roosevelt would like a word.
Frank?
Where the fuck was this rawls playing against detroit
Hidden behind the veil of ignorance?
Why the hell is my reply awaiting moderation? I’ve mostly behaved.
WE DON’T COTTON TO SHOE TALK
Rex Reed does NOT agree to that limitation!
Rex Ryan actually.
OH GLOD RIVERS’ MUSTACHE
NO
NO
NOOOOOOOOOO
I can’t see it, but I assume its the definition of the pedo-stache.
GLOD AND BLEERGH ARE MIGHTY GAWDS
BREAKING NEWS: Joe Flacco is out for the season with a Torn ACL and maybe a torn MCL.
This will never not be good news.
That’s not breaking news. That’s tearing news.
an elite amount of many different ligaments torn
But the unibrow is still in one piece, right?
Who is the BAL backup?
IS IT TEBOW?!
The always inspiring Matt Schaub
The much vaunted year of the missed field goal sure includes a lot of scores that are multiples of three…
Kickers need their own league minimum.
many missed XPs will do that
BIRDMURDERDOME! Where hopes, dreams, and nfl careers are sent to Helheim.
Do we get to call it that? I think we should trademark it!
Consider it my contribution to the tribe.
As someone who has worked in construction for years, I can honestly say Goodell walking around in a Vikings hard hat at a project with nothing going on pretty much epitomizes my jobsite visits. I am sure he asked stupid questions during his visit and spent most of his time talking about where he wanted to go for lunch/hookers.
Just a man of the people, brings his lunch pail
img fail, tweet instead
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I’m about to start ordering shots, so this is likely my last pointlessly bitchy complaint of the day, but goddamn it it’s too icy out to wear cute but impractical shoes. Also these games are not of super high quality. That complaint I might repeat.
Uggs.
Those things are a great way to break a toe in a barn.
Bryce Dallas Howard just tied a knot in her shirt and said, “woman the fuck up.”
I made the mistake of telling my wife I thought she had too many shoes. Ever since then I’ve had blank spots in my memory and frequent double-vision.
Oh, come on. I’m single and even I know not to step on that landmine.
Why don’t the Vikings keep playing in this place? Seems a hell of a lot nicer than that Jawa ship.
STORNG
He must’ve forgot about Mark Gastineau *a white guy* and the sackdance.
Love it when people brag about how modest they are without perceiving the irony.
Let’s see, my only choice is Packers versus Pro Gophers. Of course it is.
San Diego Chargers also retiring Melvin Gordon at halftime.