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Cin @ Ari: Despite what your brain might tell you, you’re looking at two of the best QB’s in the league right here. Cincy is the dog in this one spread-wise. Since the start of the 2013 season they are 11-2-1 when occupying that status. Go for it, right? [slams the brakes] Hold on there, tiger-Dalton is 1-5 in prime time games. WR’s John Brown, Floyd and Fitz are all fighting injuries. If you happen to be in a 20 team league (raises hand) you may want to take a look-see at one Jaron Brown and pick him the hell up (done!) As much as I liked the Hopkins/Revis matchup earlier, I think the Green/Peterson battle looks even better. By the by, get yerself ready for some tired Palmer vs. His Former Team crap, despite the fact that he’s played against them before. Your re-run narrative awaits!
Your Sunday Night Fight Open Thread
I hate meeting people. Also, while I like the Cardinals, who the hell chose that as a mascot? In real life a Bengal tiger would eat the shit out of a tiny little red bird.
I realize Clarence Thomas is a joke unto himself, but…………
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I watched that again not too long ago; a cinematic………….. movie.
A time capsule nonetheless.
That’s “Beyond The Valley Of The Dolls?”
They stopped pull tabs around ’72 to ’75, movie was ’70, so it could be the 25 cent cinema.
Man, I loved that show, especially the late night when,….. enhanced viewing.
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Trent Dilfer is certifiably insane.
Just look at his canine teeth.
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I don’t remember this one from Nickelodeon.
The mandrills attack; except the one behind the woman.
Mandrills were country when country wasn’t cool.
Barbara always had the swollen red buttocks when she was receptive.
Get Tony out of the crypt…almost showtime.
Wait, we have 4 more days before Food Coma Romonobyl…ah, wrong Tony.
/watch them bill that game as “a battle between two undefeated QBs” like he and Cam are fucking equals.
O AN U NOE THE BUNGLES GON BUNGLE
O YEZZ THEY IZZ
O AN U NOE DEY DO BULLLLLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE DAT
But are they gon drank?
WHO AIN’T GON DRANK?
The Wiz Live: Epic Clusterfuck
Yeah, but at least it’s over.
“That’s almost a forward pass,” said Al Michaels, who pays almost two thirds of his income in taxes.
Yakity-Sax in 3…
That’s the “some illegals got out” siren, right?
Buddy’s slave Guillermo got out! That frisky little mongrel!
All right, this is not snark from Buddy for once, what do these three coaches have in common: Bill Belichick, Romeo Crennel, and Butch Davis?
None of them has been in my kitchen.
Carbon basing!
All fired Factory shift managers
They were the coaches of the three Browns winning season since 1990.
Belichick 1994
Davis 2002
Crennel 2007
This level of ineptitude is like watching a Ravens game.
Still not as bad as the Chargers were today.
But more creative.
If this field goal is missed I’m burning down a Buffalo Wild Wings.
WA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA
Carpet definitely matches the drapes.
wow, ALMOST an epic DERP
Ah, come on, I wanted a false start runoff for OT!
What the shit?
Buzzsaw winning this without Brown and/or Ellington contributing anything on this drive will make a very happy WCS.
The prevent defense: When you don’t want to win.
I think we’ve all witnessed something tonight, whether we wanted to or not.
Covering Fitty may have been a good idea, but it may be too late for that.
Cincy has no interest in winning this whatsoever.
THE KANGOL’S GOT ‘EM RIGHT WHERE HE WANTS ‘EM
The Bengals record for receiving TDs in a season? Carl Pickens with 17 in 1995.
Not as impressive as Chris Henry catching pavement in 2009.
Oh my.
Everybody’s goin’ surffffiiinnnn
/surfin DOA
Wow.
Like I wasn’t already going to see you all in hell.
The Bengals record for receiving STDs is also 17, but belongs to Cris Collinsworth.
Fake it, ya pussies.
hell’s bells
Marvin ices his own kicker.
WHO’S EXCITED FOR OVERTIME?
The official DFO style guide dictates that we use “Bonus Drinking Period.”
We have a style guide? Aren’t Strunk and White very dead?
more like drunk and white
Does this game dictate that we use cyanide?
I am so GET HYPE I can’t feel my right arm
/might be heart attack
//should probably drink it off
fuck sake
This is not helping the Yinzer nor the Horsey cause, is it?
nope
Andy Dalton, the homeless crazy person’s Neil Lomax.
Neil Lomax was the crazy person’s Joe Kapp.
You stupid Cardinals.
Buzzsaw sooo dull.
Cardinals shirking this game right off
It’s a shirk attack.
shirk week again already?
BLEERGH will not be denied!
Again, these teams can stop the predictable run up the middle play.
Yuuuuge stop.
YUUUUUUUUUUGE STOP
Oh, is “Jake the Snake” still the QB in Arizona? I remember meeting him in an Etobicoke club in 1989 and after some MDMA and light petting he gave a night I’ll never forget! Nice to see what became of that escort.
If you were in Etobicoke, there’s a 60% chance you were partying with Rob Ford that night as well, but it’s understandable if you were too fucked up to remember. He sure as hell doesn’t.
Rob Ford loved the gays, I mean he looks like he ate Tegan AND Sara!
of course, the paradox was always how a guy could do so much blow and manage to be so fat
He was probably just masturbating in the corner of the room.
Possible overtime means possible glorious tie!
Something something Donovan McNabb…
Yup. We’re all in agony over here to Al.
Eifert’s good.
WOOOOOO EIFERTDOWN
…and Eifert down.
You don’t have to tell my twice, sister!
They’re bringing Simon Cowell back for the last season of American Idol.
Is the series finale a mass euthanization?
That already happened.
Remember Taylor Hicks?
now THAT I would watch
Never watched a single episode…just couldn’t do it.
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