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Cin @ Ari: Despite what your brain might tell you, you’re looking at two of the best QB’s in the league right here. Cincy is the dog in this one spread-wise. Since the start of the 2013 season they are 11-2-1 when occupying that status. Go for it, right? [slams the brakes] Hold on there, tiger-Dalton is 1-5 in prime time games. WR’s John Brown, Floyd and Fitz are all fighting injuries. If you happen to be in a 20 team league (raises hand) you may want to take a look-see at one Jaron Brown and pick him the hell up (done!) As much as I liked the Hopkins/Revis matchup earlier, I think the Green/Peterson battle looks even better. By the by, get yerself ready for some tired Palmer vs. His Former Team crap, despite the fact that he’s played against them before. Your re-run narrative awaits!
Your Sunday Night Fight Open Thread
Palmer forgot he’s not a Bengal anymore.
That’s the Palmer I remember!
youpotty in the potty
Seems like this game has gone far too long without a flag.
If the NFL was serious about concussions, Iupati would be sent home now.
I was just thinking something like that. If you get a concussion you shouldn’t be able to play the next week. Or for the rest of the season. Or maybe for the rest of your life.
I am Ok with No John Brown points and all the Catanzaro points.
Fitz is already looking good. I don’t even need to check yahoo, this is all the proof I need that I’m playing against him in FF this week.
Man, the Cards are fucking old. It’s always disconcerting whenever I remember this.
Tom Moore is 1,000.
He taught Jesus how to block.
Already talking about Arians? They’re gonna call him a mad scientist any minute now.
“So great to see Iupati back” says Al.
And my wife says it too, now that my son is toilet-training on my daughter’s hand-me-down potty.
When’s Fitz gonna embrace his degree.
“Larry Fitzgerald: And I’m a Phoenix”
heh heh he said youpotty
So…the face of whooping cough is a wolf?
Also VACCINATE YO DAMN KIDS!
DONNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN’T CAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRE… if my kids get sick.
Damn it. I misread that. I thought that was making for of anti-vacines.
Was wondering…
KIA PARENTS ARE FUCKING HORRIBLE PEOPLE
http://watchdog.org/wp-content/blogs.dir/1/files/2015/10/Think-of-the-Children.jpg
I was just saying this same thing. Both KIA commercials I’ve seen have made me really dislike the brand.
Way to go, KIA.
Surprised Al didn;t give us the odds on this being the SB preview.
Bengals are 8-1. Cardinals are 7-1. I think that puts the odds of CIN-ARI Super Bowl at around 50-1.
I wouldn’t mind seeing Kaep playing for the Cards or Cowboys.
Romo ain’t getting any younger. Let Kaep sit for two years to learn the offense.
Say, Carson Palmer used to play for Cincinnati? No way, I don’t see any shitstains on his pants from eating Skyline “chili”
Due to the shortened program, we’ll only be bringing you one of Carrie Underwood’s legs.
Do we still have to listen to Cris? We do? Damn it.
Alright. The Bengals hit a pothole last week. Time to see if the Bengals regain control, or if they overcorrect into oncoming traffic.
RED ALERT! Pacman is inactive! Someone warn all strip clubs in the Glendale area!!!
You think Pacman ain’t gon drank? Oh, he gon drank. Chuh chuh.
WTF. Why does every guy I meet want to stick his finger up my butt?
Not always a bad thing, but if I’ve known you for less than 24 hours, NO.
Still stuck in the anal stage.
I was going to say earlier: “Oh, oh, the good Doktor’s gonna make some questionable decisions! That’s great hustle!” And then would stop short on the ass-slap.
Are you sure you going to the right bars?
Hey, Zymm. You could’ve just said “no, thank you”. You didn’t have to be a dick about it.
I have always had a very simple rule. I will stay away from your butt if you stay away from mine. Has served me well for 42 years.
And since I am officially retired, I am glad not to have this worry no mo
Maybe he’s looking for his car keys?
Nah. He’d know it if his car keys were up her ass.
His car alarm goes off every time she farts?
Quick question: are you a heroin mule?
Dallas will win just enough to lose a wildcard game and screw up their draft position.
They’ll win just enough to give me hope and then crush them.
That too.
Ah, yup. I’ve lived that story. Hell, I’m living that story.
Fiancee: Whoa. Who the hell is that?
Me: That’s Harvard graduate Ryan Fitzpatrick
Fiancee: He looks like a candidate for Hipster or Homeless
So you went to Jared?
Nope. Dodged that bullet and got to use a family heirloom. Free ring!
Am I the only one who doesn’t find Lady Gaga attractive?
Nope.
Katy Perry she ain’t.
I’m gonna guess the feeling is mutual, though.
No, she adores me. Keeps showing up at my house and work. Really getting tiresome.
I wasn’t talking about YOU. Of course she’d be into SERIAL KILLERS.
Be honest, that meat dress gave you some ideas. ADMIT IT!
No, she stole that idea from me. I told you she adored me. I didn’t say why she adored me.
Did she ask you if you wanted to see her Va-Gein-a?
Yeah, but I know I’m a 5 (6 at Last Call).
Not even a little bit. This also applies to Gwen Stefani.
Lady Gaga…why the long face?
Stop horsing around!
I just watched part of a new episode of “Simpsons”. Now I don’t care if the Bengals win. Actually, I don’t care much of anything. I think I might be dead inside.
Can’t believe that’s still a thing.
New Simpsons episodes are like Slapshot 2 and the Houston Texans. I’m convinced they don’t exist.
These little, “oh hey, here’s PK and Florio prepping for the show on their Surfaces” commercials are possibly the worst thing about SNF.
And that’s saying a lot because everything about SNF that isn’t Carrie Underwood can get Paris bombed and I’d be happy to make a crude joke about it.
And, seriously, Kaep over to Oakland? PK is dumb as shit on dumb toast.
That’s not fair to shit on dumb toast.
Dumb toast need the most attention!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mi8MJ2_kAXQ
This was me today.
Well fuck, that was supposed to be a video of “Americans Watch Hurling For The First Time”
It was.
What did you think it was?
Thought the actual video would show up here. I was wrong.
The one about Irish people watching baseball for the first time is really funny. “I was expecting some action by now”
I’m just going to come right out and say it: Trevor Noah is not funny.
Never be the guy after the guy.
I don’t find his stand-up funny either. I just don’t get his humor style.
You’re not the only one. I tried one segment of Daily Show and that was it.
A quick Google of Carson Palmer reveals he has a brother named Robert.
His parents are assholes.
They must be addicted to love.
His life must be like Michael Bolton’s from Office Space.
FEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEL THHHHHHHEEEEEEEE HEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAATTTTT
Antonio Dungerson:
http://www.theargonath.cc/characters/gollum/soundstoppic.jpg
Wow, Nascar didn’t even get a nice goodbye/hand-off to Football coverage.
At least if they lose again, the Bengals have an excuse this time.
http://www.cincinnati.com/story/sports/nfl/bengals/2015/11/21/bengals-stuck-az-elevator/76170672/
I missed the end of the race, did the white guy win?
Over/Under number of breakup songs played in and out of commercial breaks: 5
How about O/U Kimo von Oelhoffen references?
Did Joe Gibbs win?
OK. Racing’s over. Now back to watching my team make me want to cut myself.
I can’t believe no one is firing guns into the air there.
Oh they are. Just at home.
Mmm.. Canadian Tylenol…
http://stream1.gifsoup.com/view/476909/house-popping-pill-o.gif
Turn that wheel HARD!
Watching this Nascar race reminds me I really need to invest in a Confederate Flag Emporium
Kansas City is now 5-5, and in the last Wild Card spot. The Iggles were embarrassed by Lovie Smith and Crabman. Going to be a fun day in WIP Land tomorrow!
Im hoping the directors make the call to dump Nascar off onto NBCSN and not bump football coverage.
JOE GIBBS?
I was actually a big NASCAR and NHRA fan in my youth. Then I had sex with a girl and everything changed.
Did you inform the men?
I was too, then Dale Earnhardt died and I didn’t care about NASCAR anymore.
Left turn…
Left turn…
Left turn…
OHHHH LOOK another left turn!
Gasp! Such intrigue!
There’s nothing more ‘murican like a bunch of brand logos circle around and around while we unnecessarily burn off fossil fuels.
Go Yellow car!
If a meteor hit a Nascar race I’m pretty sure the collective IQ of the nation would increase 5%
These prime time games have got to stop (and ARI still has a TNF match up) because the standard Sunday offerings are horrible, just horrible.
Not that Arizona’s games are any better, but I care about those.
Too soon?
I’m into the Mad Elf.
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