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Cin @ Ari: Despite what your brain might tell you, you’re looking at two of the best QB’s in the league right here. Cincy is the dog in this one spread-wise. Since the start of the 2013 season they are 11-2-1 when occupying that status. Go for it, right? [slams the brakes] Hold on there, tiger-Dalton is 1-5 in prime time games. WR’s John Brown, Floyd and Fitz are all fighting injuries. If you happen to be in a 20 team league (raises hand) you may want to take a look-see at one Jaron Brown and pick him the hell up (done!) As much as I liked the Hopkins/Revis matchup earlier, I think the Green/Peterson battle looks even better. By the by, get yerself ready for some tired Palmer vs. His Former Team crap, despite the fact that he’s played against them before. Your re-run narrative awaits!
Your Sunday Night Fight Open Thread
I just decided to watch this during halftime instead of watching the halftime show. WHO’S WITH ME?!
Usually if you hint a little about “landscaping” she’ll clean that up.
When a character says something on a hospital procedural you can pretty much guarantee that those words have never been uttered by an actual physician.
You mean it IS always lupus?
“I WILL NOT LET THIS PATIENT DIE!”
“YOU CAN’T DO THAT!”
“WE CAN’T DO THIS! WE HAVE TO!”
Could you imagine being married to this chick who refers to dress shopping as “the operation”? It’s annoying enough when guys can’t drop the “I can’t turn off my military training” schtick. It’d be unbearable to have a chick do it.
It’s the primary reason why I don’t date sailors.
The spouses by far are the worst fucking thing about living on a military base.
The amount of #ARMYWIFEs on Twitter who are political scientists in their own minds is staggering.
I heard the term “dependopotamus” used to describe wives of active duty guys (primarily infantry, not officers); girls who look cute, rope in the first guy they can pull in for them sweet, sweet military perks, pop out a kid or two as fast as they can, and then balloon in size when their husbands are off on tour. Also common is the whoring around since the husband isn’t around to keep her satisfied. Just sad to me that some of these young dudes are so starved for female companionship and fear being alone that they’ll get suckered into getting married and taken advantage of for so long.
I’m calling it a night at half time.
I can’t take these conversations with my folks. At 36 years old, I magically turn into a sixteen year old in their eyes. I also don’t have a car right now (its in the shop) and there is no booze store within walking distance.
Good god. Nobody deserves that.
Just repeat to yourself:
It’s not worth the felony.
It’s not worth the felony.
It’s not worth the felony.
My favorite Pogues song is Tuesday Morning
I’m going with Misty Morning Albert Bridge
My favorite cheap shit store is Tuesday Morning.
You can get some killer sauces, oils, and vinegars there.
Goddamnit. Arizona is gonna lose out.
Who is CIN’s #2 WR?
Collinsworth.
2. Marvin Jones
3. Mohammad Sanu
WHY AREN’T YOU IN THE MARINES THEN YOU FUCKING COWARD
“Hey uh….thanks.”
I remember Madden’s slash fiction about butt play. It was weird…but so was everything in the mid eighties…
“Cocaine is a helluva drug, Al!”
“…and then BOOM! Right in the butt.”
“A quarterback’s best friend is a good tight end.”
ARI needs to strike Dalton in the head.
RED RAGE!
So, no Kimo von Oelhoffen references yet?
I’ve thought about it, but it just seems cruel.
CIN is playing smart. Not taking too many risks. Just picking up the first downs.
Dear make it snow,
Thank you for attending the Donald J. Trump for President Rally in Worcester, Massachusetts. We appreciate your time, support, and attendance. It’s Americans like you, make it, who are helping to ensure that Mr. Trump becomes the next President of the United States.
The truth is I’m much more interested in watching Cards Bengals than I am in most things in places. Deal with it.
Bengals sitting at a table playing cards would also be entertaining. Almost picture worthy even.
TIN SOLDIER
ONE OF US! ONE OF US!!!
“Illegal Touching: The Ben Rothelisberger Story”
WHERE WAS THE PENALTY THERE
Yes.
Plenty of weak holding calls tonight.
BLEERGH SEES ALL AS SIN.
DO NOT QUESTION BLEERGH
Thank you, Cardinals.
Also refs.
Jeremy Hill is a poor blocker.
Totally off topic. I just had a conversation with my Mother about the hippie genreration avoiding the draft.i asked her point blank, if she ever knew someone who was willing to say or try to prove they were gay to keep from going to Nam. The closest thing she could come up with was my Father’s friend who happily and proudly took a Section 8 defferrment.
And they think they are the most accepting generation?
WTF!!!
Dude the Boomers are, hands down, the worst generation. There’s no point even talking with them. There is a bunch of them, the’ve been catered to for their entire lives, and they ain’t about to lose anything that they’ve “worked for”.
But Vietnam was an illegal war. Blah, blah, blah.
My happiest day will be Andre Smith is no longer a Bengal.
I have no idea why but I read that as “no longer a Bagel.”
It is time to target Andy Dalton.
For better or worse, I’ve gotten much better at not sleeping with people who invite themselves back to my place.
Progress! I think!
We can be your mother and say that a nice boy wouldn’t do that in the first place.
Is that great hustle? Decent hustle? Adequate hustle?
Glod helps those that help themselves!
Hail Glod!
My neighbor already set up the Christmas inflatables in his front yard. Where did I put that BB gun?
You want a shotgun. Get a good spread.
Noisy, but efficient!
Mike Brown is the love child of Truman Capote and Colonel Kurtz.
The guy in the banner pic? he is my nanny’s cousin.
Arts and crafts Tony Romo could probably still go 8-8
Arts and Crafts Tony Romo needs to make Brookies. It’s a brownie with partially cooked choc chip cookie on top.
Then you add a ton of rediwhip.
I’d eat a crownie.
Oh, you with your baking your baked goods. Just give me the full bowl and the spoon and it’ll be fine.
Hey, has anybody set a sitcom in a Best Buy yet? No?
THAT’S RELATABLE
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The office had a few scenes take place in a Staples.
What pop song can we work into the promos!? “I don’t wanna work, I just want to play on the drum all day…”
Basketball? That doesnt look like Jimmy Graham
Discussion of player’s history playing basketball! DRINK!
Basketball reference! Finish your beer!
One PALMERDOWN down, four to go!
Not sure if Andy Dalton or Philip J Fry.
Shocked that was not to Gresham.
Palmer accidentally threw it to his own receiver.
Twice!
Amazed Palmer didn’t throw a pick there. He’s been going pretty John Skelton so far today.
Ah John Skelton. I thought he never got a fair shake. But I might be incredibly biased.
What was this “change”? Get receivers 8 feet tall or with 10 feet vertical reach?
An organizational commitment to not sucking?
I like how Al and Chris telling their story is the broadcast. Then they’re like, “Oh and that’s a draw play. So back to me talking to Brown…”
“The benches are clearing. Looks like riot police are running on the field. But back to what Carson is saying…”
Mike Brown looks really interested in that wine catalog.
His grandkids are getting Harry and David subscriptions for christmas.
Beats the CVS coupons they got last year
He’s using it to hide the onion on his belt.
HAIL BLEERGH
HAIL BLEERGH
Is Mike Brown wearing a hat from free giveaway night at a Reds game?
Looks like it.
Just got asked by the old man if I was voting for Trump.
Pointed out that my Muslim girlfriend and her family are utterly terrified of having to register if that yahoo gets elected.
Apparently my old man just thought my girlfriend was a hispter as oppose to having a Turkish name.
My mother also started rambling that I was killing her for not landed a good Catholic girl.
Less than fucking an hour in this house…
So this’ll be the best Thanksgiving ever?
Wow.
I’m praying for you to survive, but if you do anything rash, I’ll pray for God to forgive you.
She hot?
Her parents hate me. I travel so much that the old man things I cheat around. I get a lot of people womdering how I landed her.
Apparently treating her like an adult and a human being is a hell of an aphrodisiac.
Also, it doesn’t matter who you vote for. Presidential elections are basically decided by a handful of COUNTIES. Odds are, you are not a vote that matters.
I am. (evil laughter)
On another note, I would be in favor of forcing hipsters to register
Only if we stick them in furnaces.
What kind of father would be ok with his son dating one of THOSE PEOPLE?
Meaning hipsters, of course.
So, Ditka ditches the Packers sweater-vest, and Green Bay starts winning again.
Jupiter’s three inner moons orbit in a 1:2:4 resonance:
THEY DID IT! THEY FINALLY FOUND THE END ZONE!
Not sure that was a catch.
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