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Cin @ Ari: Despite what your brain might tell you, you’re looking at two of the best QB’s in the league right here. Cincy is the dog in this one spread-wise. Since the start of the 2013 season they are 11-2-1 when occupying that status. Go for it, right? [slams the brakes] Hold on there, tiger-Dalton is 1-5 in prime time games. WR’s John Brown, Floyd and Fitz are all fighting injuries. If you happen to be in a 20 team league (raises hand) you may want to take a look-see at one Jaron Brown and pick him the hell up (done!) As much as I liked the Hopkins/Revis matchup earlier, I think the Green/Peterson battle looks even better. By the by, get yerself ready for some tired Palmer vs. His Former Team crap, despite the fact that he’s played against them before. Your re-run narrative awaits!
Your Sunday Night Fight Open Thread
I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again: that is one kickass pool.
Bethel means House Of The LORD.
Do the Bengals have no interest in winning this game?
Last time the Bengals won a playoff game, I was masturbating to Chris Isaak’s “Wicked Game”!
To be fair I did that the last time they lost one, too.
To be fair, if there was a network that actually showed music videos, I’d do that today.
Creating [DFO] was worth it just so this account could come to life.
Ha, I commented on KSK under a couple of names, even going back to when you had to get approved to comment on that running liveblog.
Crap. I really needed another PALMERDOWN there.
When they’re raising Favre’s jersey to the rafters, they should stop halfway up and lower it back down, then raise it again, then ….
YOU GET A DERP! AND YOU GET A DERP! AND YOU GET A DERP!
RED ROCKET
nice
Oh my goodness, this game goes slower than Gore Vidal at a glory hole, I tell ya!
Girls, Lisa. Boys kiss girls!!
The legacy of the legacyness
I wonder how much they paid Rogers to do that.
#Restored #Blessed
Remember when Spielberg wouldn’t release E.T. on video and Lucas went before Congress to protest people fucking with prints of original films?
Now we have walkie-talkies instead of shotguns and the fucking Special Editions.
That’s what really rapes your childhood.
I sympathize with Jason Hatcher, because refs used to single out my beer league hockey team the “James Van Bulldykes”!
Holy shit, that’s an incredible name. I played against guys in college that went by Puck Me Long Time… They were all Asian dudes.
My fantasy team name since ’05 or so has been “Bitches and Hossa”
Man, it’s too bad they’re releasing the new Star Wars movie on the same day as Super Bowl 50. Nobody’s going to watch it.
pls rt #StarWarsOrSB50
Ooh, I haven’t seen this meme yet. Is it what I think it is?
I don’t know, I’m just making shit up. TAKE IT VIRAL, INTERNET!
I have shelves on the wall behind my toilet. The other day the mrs. puts one of those battery powered air freshener squirters on the middle shelf. Being female she was unaware of the potential hazard this creates, so when I get up in the middle of the night for a pee the damn thing fires and I get a face full of Fresh Linen scent in a sulfuric acid base.
I’m sitting down from now on…
Who cleaned up the terror pee spray?
Fortunately I was on the third and final shake.
Are they not aware of the other desert denizens that use their trucks to do that kind of shit?
Do not eyeguzzle beer, no matter what Donald Sutherland tells you.
Buttchug it instead?
Depends on the beer. I think JW Lees would be good for buttchugging.
I thought that was Patrick Stewart.
It’s Malcolm McDowell, which I knew. I don’t know why I said Donald Sutherland.
So it is.
JUST SAY EYE BANGING
Yeah there was lotsa sexual tension in that endzone
Man, Honey Badger just caught a vicious elbow from Hill.
EIFERT DAMMIT EIFERT
River(car)boat Marvin
Kick now, go for it later you idiot.
That’s why he’s the coach and I’m the dumb talkin’ guy.
The nice thing about a delay of game on a wildcat play is that you lose exactly as many yards but you save the down.
3rd and 26? NFL BLITZ!
You mean the eceiver was 10 yds OB.
Oh my, did Charlie Sheen have sex with Joe Flacco’s knee?
This is my favorite comment of the day.
I hear them all in Buddy’s voice, too
Which is funny because Charlie Sheen is like the Patient Zero of acting!
Wait he was a flight attendant that flew out of Africa.
This should be the next banner quote.
Cincy is the Enron of football: Promising start, get everyone invested early and when they fold they leave a lot of people wondering what the fuck just happened.
Remember when we all read idiots on the internet saying this team could go 16-0? Hilarious.
Another thing I don’t understand – why the Bungles don;t commit to getting Bernard the ball in space again and again and again. They wait until they get way behind/desperate. Pssst, that should should be Option 1B to AJ Green’s 1A, assholes.
“Bungles” answers any questions you may have.
BURIED
Starting to think maybe Denver can beat Cincy at home and keep the 2 seed after all.
That’d be huge, and it’s looking very possible lately.
especially if KC gets the 6 seed. Send those fucks to NE if/when they beat Cincy in round 1, leave us the Jags/Stillers winner.
Chuck D wearing a BFIB hat! WOO!!!!!!!!!!!!
That was pretty footbaw. Hard to believe that’s the same shithead who played QB in the first half.
THE BEN is going to shred this defense if he’s still ambulatory.
[THE BEN gets frostbite on both hands from too many Chocotacos]
It’s a real danger.
Have you ever had a Chaco Taco?
They’re fucking AMAZING
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Anyone ever try brewing their own beer? Been wanting to give it a shot.
Start with a dark style first like a stout or porter. IPAs are a bear to make because of the constant hopping.
My results were not worth the expense, time, and effort.
The experiences of others may vary.
i like a good lager, but they look like a lot of work.
What’s wrong with my shift key today?
Anything that needs hops or is generally a lighter beer like a lager will be arduous in all honesty. I’ve seen people try and make pale ales and the like with their first homebrew (which is tough to make a good one in general in a brewery) and get so dispirited they just say fuck it, but if you want to actually like it, I’d start with a stout/porter/scottish ale and go from there.
Good to know, thanks.
I used to brew beer years ago. It was fun to do for a while, but it is a lot of work. Once I had proven to myself that I could make pretty good beer, then it sort of became a question of why I was doing it. It’s not really cost-effective unless you place zero value on your own time.
Still, it was a fun hobby for a couple of years, and I would never try to talk anyone who’s interested out of doing it
The state is gonna want to sign Nelson for border patrol if he’s got speed like that for years to come…
That dude might be good.
Surly makes good IPAs.
Samsung makes great toast
bastard
Usually when your drive through Arizona that fast, someone asks for your papers!
JJ the Jet Plane!
You always get stuck next to Andy Reid on a four hour flight…
I call ’em the BANGles AMIRITE UP TOP
u rite u rite
yeah, dem red robes is pretty hot ,, imo
Geez, I thought I was on the most poppers tonight, but Andy Dalton must have me beat!
“Who did Icarus play for?”
Not sure if joking or seriously mentally retarded. Either way, it’s pretty sad.
But is Freeney a fourth-quarter pass rusher?
fright dweeney
The Bengals are Reverse Vampires!
Makes complete sense that Mike Brown is a board member of the RAND Corporation.
HELLO DINNER
I guess you could say that last play was a real 13th Amendment!
With that TD my fantasy season is going about as well as the Harpers Ferry raid
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