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Cin @ Ari: Despite what your brain might tell you, you’re looking at two of the best QB’s in the league right here. Cincy is the dog in this one spread-wise. Since the start of the 2013 season they are 11-2-1 when occupying that status. Go for it, right? [slams the brakes] Hold on there, tiger-Dalton is 1-5 in prime time games. WR’s John Brown, Floyd and Fitz are all fighting injuries. If you happen to be in a 20 team league (raises hand) you may want to take a look-see at one Jaron Brown and pick him the hell up (done!) As much as I liked the Hopkins/Revis matchup earlier, I think the Green/Peterson battle looks even better. By the by, get yerself ready for some tired Palmer vs. His Former Team crap, despite the fact that he’s played against them before. Your re-run narrative awaits!
Your Sunday Night Fight Open Thread
DAMN YOU ABOLITIONIST!
Glory, glory hallelujah, his soul is marching on.
Was Cris really suggesting the Bidwills are the scions of NFL ownership?
When it comes to seniority, they’re No 1.
Yeah Chris, the Cardinals would really be struggling financially if the taxpayers hadn’t given them this big new free stadium.
Wait, how did a franchise get a sweet-heat deal. Especially one that is on it’s third city, intwo generations.
I love how they say the Steelers fired Arians in this snarky way like it was some huge mistake to let him go.
I’ll take The Standard over The Kangol any day of the fucking week.
And the Camaro. Obviously.
Obviously.
Seriously, it says so much about PIT that their cast offs are guys like BA.
Way before MTV, so bad it’s awesome:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vZZngTkp54I
cah–LAY–ess
Hmmm.
Bengals OL is trying to get Dalton killed this game
PK is tweeting about what these play calls are for Palmer. If this is gonna keep happening, I vote to just dissolve the team and burn down the stadium; we’ll never speak of the franchise again.
That dad is a fucking cockblocker. Now he’s gonna drive his daughter to get pregnant in the back of that boy’s car.
I love the notion that a burned out on life old man (much like myself!) is ever going to outflank horny teenagers, even on the most temporary basis.
GET SOME BEFORE HE CHANGES THE STATION BRO
EVERYTHING IS SO WHITE I WONDER IF THAT’S SOME KIND OF METAPHOR
Next thing you know they will make The Wiz: White
You know, I think I might have seen that.
It’s just about the hard working players
In the Mercedes ad?
TD, guy I have never heard of!!!!
Fastest guy at the combine!
Hey he did a thing
NOT ABOLITIONISTDOWN!
AZ approves!
Nelson is the correct player to throw that ball to.
Ketchup?!?!
On a sandwich?!
I guess you could say that last play was a real Harper’s Ferry!
Aww, beaten to it.
Wilson should study some tape on Dalton regarding how to get out of the pocket and not take a sack.
Patrick Peterson returns punts like he thinks the sideline’s the end zone.
And Star Wars has been pushed back. Extended phone calls will do that
Pretty sure that wasn’t a veer:
http://strongfootballcoach.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/08/veer-offense-play-action.png
NERD!!!
“Two men on AJ Green across the middle. 5 yard penalty. Automatic first down”
The bargain Brazilian!
God, I love her. WHY MUST SHE BE ONLY A CARTOON??
What are these calls?
Bengals MVP: Umpire
It’s almost like neither of these QBs are really that good.
Hominahominahomina…
#wouldpen
Really not feeling good about this second half.
GO BORGNINE!
Wasn’t he a full-on badass in that movie?
LARS VON TRIER AS PIE
WERNER HERZOG ASSPIE!
I still contend that I would have been a better Pie.
Hey look- The Poseidon Adventure is on!
The original?
Yes! Gonna get my Borgnine on….
Your not just wrong, but your’re at the top of young lungs.
WUT?
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Reminder: This happened on this date:
Trying this again: http://i.imgur.com/WL6R124.gif
This belongs in the Smithsonian.
ALL HAIL THE BUTTFUMBLE!
The 2nd greatest play in NFL HISTORY, after Joe Pisarcic’s victory formation fumble.
Or the Heidi game.
HAIL BUTTFUMBLE, SON OF DERP
TURN RIGHT YOU IDIOT
Wicked Witch: Is that a drop of water?
Russell Wilson: Actually,
Does she weigh as much as a duck?
Burn her!!!!
I like that Rusty is training for a marathon just running laps on a track (I understand he could be doing speedwork but we all know that isn’t what the insurance company is suggesting).
The Wiz: promoting more Black On Blsck violence
How is there all this video footage of an upcoming live event?
Normally I would say dress rehearsal, but based on the last one i had to sit through, i can’T imagine they practiced
Tech rehearsals.
I wouldn’t put it past NBC to just air a pre-filmed piece.
My mother just asked if I was going to celebrate Kwanza this year with my Muslim whore instead of Christmas…
I am living in a bad “All in the Family” episode.
Holy shit!
I just started laughing when she said this…I swear to god, you could not write a script like this because it would not be believable
She’s not there is she??
Oh god no. I learned in high school to keep people away from my family.
Jeebus. Feel free to put them in the 60 Minutes-est nursing home you can find when the day comes.
You’re making this up. This cannot be true.
That would make you “The Meathead.” He went on to direct “This Is Spinal Tap” and “The Princess Bride” among many other films.
John Madden is still alive?
Fiancee suggested watching Star Wars at halftime. Original flavor of course.
My school has a VHS without the digital “enhancements”. It now lives in my classroom and nobody else is allowed to use it.
Exchange vows now! Make it official!
You are a lucky man.
Way to get oob, Ellington, you fuck.
Didn’t they learn anything from JPP?
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Time to bring in Stanton!
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