Your Late Afternoon Games Open Thread

Den @ SD: QB Osweiler has won his first two starts (tries to beat pundits to the punch) thanks to the extraordinary coaching he’s getting from The Peyton. The Chargers beat the Jags last week to halt a six game skid. Now they’re up against Denver and it’s time to embrace another L. Perhaps the Bolts fan site that I visited should take a cue from a Niners site-start examining the teams that are jockeying for the #1 pick in the 2016 draft and see which player they should covet.

KC @ Oak: The Chiefs are nothing if not inconsistently consistent. A five game losing streak has been followed by a five game win streak. During the W run QB Spaghetti Arm has the highest QBR rating. (103) Take that, all you rifle-armed bastards! Of course he’s only thrown 6 TD’s in that time but you can’t have everything, can you? There’s good news for Oakland-the Chiefs leading sack-meister has been ruled out and Berry, Halia and Bailey are all beaten up. The Raiders squeaked by the lousy Titans last week. This young (Woodson is excluded of course) team is still learning all about that whole “consistency” thing.

Car @ NO: As far as up-and-coming stars are concerned you could do worse than dialing in on CB Josh Norman battling with WR Cooks. As for the Panthers WR’s they can’t wait to be matched up on Saints CB Browner, PFF’s worst-ranked at his position. Under HC Payton the Saints have never been a 7 point dog at home. That speaks well of the job he has done and the perceived advantage that NO has at home.

Phi @ NE: RB Murray gets the start because Matthews is out. [peruses a number of Eagles-related sites] There’s not a lot to like about Philly right now. The D has collapsed and the O is stuck in neutral. It would seem as though HC Kelly has lost the team and is playing out the string. The Gronk is out so TE Chandler becomes a nice play at that spot. Despite being banged up everywhere I doubt the Pats will have much trouble dispatching the Eagles.

 

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Romonobyl

Cam’s having a rough start.

ThursdaySkyGoddess

Camception!

King Hippo

Raiders WOO

/feels dirty

Sill Bimmons

Halloumi or feta?

litre_cola

Halloumi, fries up real nice.

fleshwound_NPG

Oh, another ded player in DEN/SD

Marc Trestmans Windowless Van

Christina Hendricks for the TD. I really am sad at how the Bears lost. You are gonna get a lot of gifs.

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Romonobyl

They…I mean she…looks good even without makeup.

Bortleback

Makeup? I hadn’t even noticed that they/she has a face

Redshirt

I’ll be in my bunk.

WCS

WAIT YOUR TURN

Gratliff

An aging tiny Darren remains the Eagles best option.

King Hippo

WCS – you wanna do the SNF intro, or shall I? We’uns is usually Scotchy’s backup. I’m not drunk and am only mildly pilled out, so I am eligible.

John Difool

DEW BEES

Romonobyl

Why am I getting CAR/NO instead of NE/PHI (a division game)? ANSWER ME DAMMIT!!!!!

/crickets…

John Difool

Because CommieCast/XFinity sucks, that’s why.

Spanky Datass

Go to your local Fox affiliates web site and see if the program director has a contact button. Ask him/her nicely about it. If she/he gets shitty over your questions contact his/her boss. I did this years ago and he was shitty and the fun ensued!

WCS

Even the FOX announcers are ripping on Chip.
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Doktor Zymm

This pizza place has not once gotten the toppings correct on my pizza, but it’s fantastic pizza, so I’m okay with the gamble. This time, sausage instead of pepperoni and it looks like mushrooms instead of olives. I’m okay with this.

Doktor Zymm

Oh goddamn it, and green peppers instead of onions. That is less good. I love me some pizza onions.

Sill Bimmons

And you can’t take green peppers off pizza because it still tastes like green peppers.

King Hippo

same thing applies to onions

Doktor Zymm

But onions are delicious, making this a good thing, in my biased view.

King Hippo

I don’t mind onions cooked into a sauce, but biting into a whole piece of onion is overwhelming. An onion on a pizza, whole thing tastes like a giant onion to me. TOO MUCH foar Hippo.

I guess I only like as a complementary flavor.

Doktor Zymm

Onions on pizza are cooked enough that I don’t feel like they’re overwhelming. But I also love French Onion Soups, and onions in salad. Also, one time I ate a Vidalia onion like an apple (they’re actually bred to be sweet enough that you can do that, it’s totes historically supported)

Doktor Zymm

Yeah, it really does. What is up with green peppers? These particular ones seem to be sliced finely and distributed well, but that taste is still there.

Romonobyl

I gotsta have my black olives. A lot of folks don’t like them, keeps me from having to share.

litre_cola

I feel like that for feta. Salty and not to some peoples taste

Sill Bimmons

You can have mine.

Doktor Zymm

I like olives on my pizza, it’s like having a martini garnish, but it’s a slice of pizza. I would eat all your pizza while making fun of the Cowboys, but I would be nice about it and it would still be a good night.

Redshirt

Brian Billick ‏@CoachBillick 2h2 hours ago
Austin Davis’ clock management skills are awful in back-to-back weeks. Seriously…how are you that unaware of the situation…TWICE???

Brian Plumadore
‏@BPlumadore
@CoachBillick @dinocleveland it comes down to coaching Brian you should know first hand that’s why your not coaching anymore

Brian Billick ✔ @CoachBillick
Why? Because “your team” moved to Baltimore and I won a Super Bowl with them 5 short years later? Yeah, that’s why.

blackroseMD1

Oh snap…

blaxabbath

Who is this Plumadore guy?

Redshirt

Some Cleveland fan on twitter. I read this on the Cincinnati newspaper’s website.

WCS

SHOTS FIRED

/RAY-RAY DIDN’T SEE NUTHIN’

litre_cola

Billick would be better in Cleveland than what they have now.

Bortleback

Now now, let’s not say anything that we can’t take back

King Hippo

Breesus?

CRUCIFY HIM!!

Damn have there been many prior seasons with so many teams straddling .500 this late in the year?

Spanky Datass

My radio box said 13 at 6 – 5 or 5 – 6, a new record.

Redshirt

I think I saw a Pass Interference no-call against a Patriots receiver. Did I slip until an alternate universe again?

Doktor Zymm

Someone who cares/is paying attention. What’s up with Gronk?

Gratliff

He got knocked out last week.

Romonobyl

Big Dead Sex Idiot.

Doktor Zymm

I knew that, but they were saying he might be back even as soon as this week. So I guess not.

King Hippo

Typical Pats fuckery, he’ll be out a couple weeks at least.

ThursdaySkyGoddess

Dreamboat sack!

JustStopDude

Saints defensive player rolls intentionally into Newton’s leg. No flag…

If that was Brady, there would have been a public execution at the 50 yard line…

Gratliff

Okay, Eagles. You can* do this.

*They can not.

Doktor Zymm

Despite the division repercusssions, I would be amused to all hell if they did. This is a rare GO EAGLES day.

Gratliff

Good start with the roided out version of Rise Against’s lead singer bringing Brady down.

Marc Trestmans Windowless Van

Only mostly sure this is her. AT&T Lily

http://i.imgur.com/NzNRzkm.jpg

ballsofsteelandfury

Sill will know

Sill Bimmons

That’s her.

Redshirt

Yup. That’s my future wife.*

* in my dreams**

**delusions

John Difool

I’ll be in my bunk…

JustStopDude

“It was the best of times, it was the worst of times, it was the age of wisdom, it was the age of foolishness, it was the epoch of belief, it was the epoch of incredulity, it was the season of Light, it was the season of Darkness, it was the spring of hope, it was the winter of despair, we had everything before us, we had nothing before us, we were all going direct to Heaven, we were all going direct the other way – in short, the period was so far like the present period, that some of its noisiest authorities insisted on its being received, for good or for evil, in the superlative degree of comparison only.

Doktor Zymm

Oh God. Red Zone goes to HORRIBLE INJURY.

Redshirt

“Coming up, the NFL’s greatest quarterback.”

Montana’s coming out of retirement?!

fleshwound_NPG

Either him or Zombie Unitas

John Difool

Y.A. Tittle?

King Hippo

GRRRRRRRRRRRR

Don;t even start me on this argument.

Elway, because I never saw Unitas play complete games. It is VERY hard to compare eras, though.

Montana basically autopiloted all-star rosters. He just had to not fuck up. He was very good, but he’s not even Top 5 for me.

The Maestro

Ooh, somebody ded in the Boncos game

Doktor Zymm

Eagles Fans vx. Pats Fans.

Who you got?

John Difool

PATS FANS ALWAYS WIN NOONE FACKIN DENIES THIS

Sill Bimmons

Eagles fans.

NAWT EVEN CLOSE

WCS

The hemlock

Northeast US fan breakdowm

Boston: Obnoxious
New York: Arrogant
Philly: Manic Belligerence

fleshwound_NPG

Seriously, I am never going to forgive Indy for letting her go. Especially to THAT city.

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Sharkbait

All your weather girls belong to us

Bortleback

Can I get a live stream of just her? Sound isn’t necessary…..

Romonobyl

Whoever created the heroin-chic look of the 90’s needs to die of HantaMRSA-AIDS. I’ll take curves, like these, any day.

Doktor Zymm

Ron Rivera’s a rock? And he just raised pre-flop? Shit! He’s got aces! FOLD FOLD FOLD.

Bortleback

Ron’s always got 5 aces, even when he’s playing 4 card

Sill Bimmons

He plays with a pinochle deck.

JustStopDude

Little known NFL fact…

After Hurricane Katrina, the Saints rebuilt New Orleans, under the direction of their head coach Sean Payton.

WCS

THEY DID THEIR JOB
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Bortleback

I hear some guy in a wheelchair blocked the storm from hurting the superdome?

Sill Bimmons

hey guys

Spanky Datass

sup

Sill Bimmons

yo

Redshirt

I get Philly-Pats? But I don’t want to watch a snuff film.

Marc Trestmans Windowless Van
Romonobyl

Where did those come from?

ballsofsteelandfury

Likey

fleshwound_NPG

My scheduled TV games today involves the Browns, Chargers and Eagles.

Football is bad

King Hippo

Belatedly…HOW ABOUT THE FLOW??

Tomsula’s eating at Denny’s WITHOUT washing dishes afterwards tonight!!

ballsofsteelandfury

Tomsula eats there every night.

Romonobyl

Well, at least SF/CHI had sassy ref. WELCOME BACK JEROME!!

Sharkbait

Again, me at the bar during the missed fg:

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ThursdaySkyGoddess

TINYHANDSDOWN!

Marc Trestmans Windowless Van

I am immediately blocking out that loss. Enjoy an Alison Brie pic

http://cdn.rsvlts.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/12/Allison-Brie-GIF-20.gif

The Maestro

God bless this woman. Seriously. She brings us so much joy here.

Romonobyl

I’d like to see her and AT&T Lily in a tickle fight.

Bortleback

The kind that happens in a hot tub full of baby oil, yeah?

King Hippo

Oh, Giants.

King Hippo

I repeat my pre-5Chan-ing point.

fleshwound_NPG
Brick Meathook

I sense an opening for a new kicker in Chicago.

fleshwound_NPG

I sense an opening for a new [insert position here] in Chicago

This game is why I both fucking love and fucking hate this sport

JustStopDude

Is there a way to clone Odell?

The dude is just a fucking blast to watch…

blaxabbath

I thought you couldn’t change your helmet with your alt uniforms? Or is that just with color rush unis?

ThePirateSloth

These local Timbers fans keep showing up expecting the bar to change the main tv/sound to soccer. Poor poor delusional souls

blaxabbath

“We’re America’s fastest growing sport!”

ThePirateSloth

Since I played soccer for over 20 years, it makes me laugh when fucking idiots show up talking game like they know what’s what.

Sill Bimmons

If they have Sunday Ticket in a bar they’re contractually obligated to have it on.

blaxabbath

I don’t mind wrapping gifts but I really don’t enjoy shopping.

King Hippo

This is gonna leave a mark, Giants.

fleshwound_NPG

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blackroseMD1

I see the Chargers have decided not to play defense. It’s a bold strategy, Cotton. Let’s see if it pays off for ’em.

King Hippo

BrockDOWN WOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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