Oh wait. It’s just two freaking games. Nevermind.
Oak @ Den: Oakland is progressing just fine right now but it seems to be Denver’s time to shine. In this pass-happy-friendly league what the Bronc’s “No Fly Zone” have accomplished beggars belief. CB’s Talib, Harris Jr. and Roby have yet to allow a 300 yard passer to date. Much of that depends on help from the front seven for sure but hold up a second. These guys have given up only 1 (ONE) TD through the air. Maybe they give up plenty of yards in the slot? Uh, no. There have been only two guys that have done 100 yards receiving versus these super stubborn fly boys. I’m thinking Oakland WR Cooper gets his wings clipped here.
Dal @ GB: Since Wk. 8 QB Rodgers has a 57.5 QB rating. Everyone and their mother knows that he’s much better than this and that he’ll come out of his funk but I think it would be great for the Boys to take the game and take the lead in the-. Hold up a second-that won’t be funny at all. GO GREEN BAY!
STARKSDOWN!
Seabass matched McManus’ suckery, thank fuck. Donks have exactly ZERO shot at getting a TD.
MOAR FIELD GOAL FAIL!!!!
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Is Dallas that bad they make Fat Eddy look competent?
Ah, that’s more like it.
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Finally out of work and drinking!
Now, I need Any and or all of the following:
Ronnie Hillman to lose a fumble
Amari Cooper to do something
Richard Rodgersdown.
A stat correction.
This has been your ‘nobody cares about your fantasy team Sharkbait’ Update
You got rodgersdown earlier. You need more?
Still down by 2.
Forget rich man’s Alex Smith, more like poor man’s Case Keenum.
A man of moderate means’ Trent Dilfer?
when I calm down I would accede to that
What is a man of excessive means’ Trent Dilfer?
Ah, Raiders long snapper was hurt.
This would make OT quite the adventure.
/like Denver could force the issue
He’s okay; snapped for the punt and looked fine.
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And they don’t have a capable backup?
That’s insane.
That’s even more insane than wanting to be up by five.
Wish the Donks game had stayed as fucking dishwater dull as GB/DAL.
AND FUCK YOU, no celebrating for any reason, Denver defense. 16 points in 17 minutes at home?
Team you would most like to see bounce the Pats from the playoffs?
I going with the Jets
Donks.
Read that wrong.
Not Donks.
Jags are still in it for the AFC South. I’d like them to repeat what they did today.
THIS
Alternatively, the Humps via Clipboard Jesus
How bad is this Packers team if they’re having this much trouble with these Cowboys at home?
Teh weather is very wet. However, we are mediocre at best. Which is confusing as there is only one less person playing (Nelson. 2 if you also count TE).
Of course everything coming up roses for the goddamned P*ts. Why wouldn’t it?
Because Satan
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Belicheck consumes a daily regime of unicorn tears and leprechaun blood.
Is anyone really surprised that the Raiders did something boneheadedly inexplicable.
Field goal fail!!!!!!!
YOU FUCKING ASSHOLE
Did Buck put lipstick on?
Maybe he forgot the safety and thought it was still 12-7?
That *would* make sense.
THEN WE’LL BE UP BY FIVE
SNAKEDICK!
Second Chance….already cancelled.
What does it say about the Packers that the Cowboys are still hanging around down by 7?
Damn that Alfredo sauce was good enough for Jehovah.
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You’re only making it worse!
I’m guessing my Super Bowl prediction of Indy and Green Bay isn’t working out that well…
BET THE FARM
And then again!
I guess the refs are just punishing the Raiders for that completely inexplicable decision to go for two.
I never wonder if people know that the word “thug” is actually really fucking racist.
I just assume that they know it is while assuming that they don’t know why.
…we were hoping no one would notice.
Also, Green Bay just isn’t that good.
Hail to the [*Redacted] s, hail victory, braves on the warpath, fight, for old DC. I’m drunk.
Got enough left in you to (hopefully) witness JJ tear Dreamboat’s arm off?
I can swear to that, your honor.
I watched the whole first half, then went to do chores, and this shit happens. I CAN’T KEEP TRACK OF WHAT THE JUJU GODS WANT FROM ME
START SPINNING PLATES
These new defensive pass interference rules are so confusing. For example, apparently you can grab a guy’s throat right in front of the ref while the ball is in the air and it’s not a penalty.
And no matter what Megatron or Dez do, it’s never a catch. Ever.
NO ONE DENIES THIS!
Except the refs, who deny them everything.
Well, he didn;t gouge an eye…so, progress?
Karma paid Denver back next play.
Wonder if Seabass hurt or JDR just can’t count?
What is it with Denver and getting out to a ridiculous record and then tripping on its own dick by the end of the season?
My back is just fucked. I am leaving you withwout pics from like 8 Arrow pics I sort of promised, only pain from here
Not Cooperdown!
Did Joe just shush Tony when he started joking about the NFC East? Someone rewind that!
er, Troy.
INDEPENDENCE DAY 2: THE REGURGITANCE
Too Live And Die In LA @: Three Teams One Cup
…In LA 2:
godfuckingdamnit
Re Donks-Raiders, is this what were games in the 80s like?
No, there were always fights when we played in the 80s. It was delightful.
Pretty amazing play by CasselVANIA there. He really is WAAAAYYYYY better than Doopy Pantz, at least.
Good play ___________ _______________!
We just had a caller on Stillers post-game from Alabama (of course) say it’s time to get rid of Mike Tomlin. Caller was tired of the Steelers “acting like thugs” on the field.
Of course.
Dogwhistle!
NONE OF THAT MATTERS WITH ROMO OUT BUCK
Max Garcia saved 5 points, at least. But this offense has turned from the acceptable “meh” back to unacceptable “poop”
God I hate Ian Eagle.
“Still not Amare Cooper. Off the hands of Cooper.”
My brother who works in LA radio/sports talk radio swears that he is one of the most pompous arrogant fucksticks out there. My brother has never lied to me before.
If there was ever a doubt about Rodgers femininity before, Greg Hardy shows up to abuse him
SAFETY WOO
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FUCK EVERYTHING
hey guys
HAI!
Yo.
sup
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was it me you were thinking of?
yo
Haldo!
I’ve lived in Chicago long enough that I enjoy GB fail. But that doesn’t overcome FUCK DALLAS!
HAIL VICTORY! FUCK DALLAS!
I am in the same corner, up in Appleton.
Yes…both of you. Join the dark side. We has cheese.
NO Fuck that guy. Cheese sucks…. no one believes that
Some especially baked Denver fans there
Well looks like my Dalton-Eifert fantasy gravy train ended today.
Same thing happened to me. Didn’t end up mattering, as I’m getting completely routed.
Just in time for the playoffs! Perfect. At least by this point in the season a lot of people have given up so there wont be any waiver wire competition.
I torrented a DVD that is 15 feet away. Life Aquatic is gonna get watched tonight