Oh wait. It’s just two freaking games. Nevermind.
Oak @ Den: Oakland is progressing just fine right now but it seems to be Denver’s time to shine. In this pass-happy-friendly league what the Bronc’s “No Fly Zone” have accomplished beggars belief. CB’s Talib, Harris Jr. and Roby have yet to allow a 300 yard passer to date. Much of that depends on help from the front seven for sure but hold up a second. These guys have given up only 1 (ONE) TD through the air. Maybe they give up plenty of yards in the slot? Uh, no. There have been only two guys that have done 100 yards receiving versus these super stubborn fly boys. I’m thinking Oakland WR Cooper gets his wings clipped here.
Dal @ GB: Since Wk. 8 QB Rodgers has a 57.5 QB rating. Everyone and their mother knows that he’s much better than this and that he’ll come out of his funk but I think it would be great for the Boys to take the game and take the lead in the-. Hold up a second-that won’t be funny at all. GO GREEN BAY!
Halftime adjustments are a bad thing.
I can’t wait to read all my fellow Raiders fans complaining tomorrow that Musgrave’s playcalling is “too conservative”. It’s all they know.
You want MORE Brittfar shoved down your throat! YOU GOT IT!
At least it won’t go in that deep. 3-4 maybe?
I counted 7 attempts tonight. I am in WI so it may be high for the national average. I also am sure I missed a few going for cigs
FUCK YOU AGAIN FAVRENIS
Off to start the jambalaya, see ya’s for the nightcap.
JEEBUS, Denver.
Also, people were super nice to me today, even as a Skins fan. How much of that should I attribute to the fact that I wore my humorous bra? As in, it makes my tits look hilariously large?
It’s realistic enough that people who know me and went to the game with me haven’t said anything, I really think it’s just me who think it’s funny.
Never argue with success.
How dare you posit this without a pic? Also, it was 100% your boobs
That was a big impetus for me to lose weight. I never knew if people just liked me for my tits.
You are awesome, and I will confirm that no matter what your tits say 😀 Cheers!
Royal Tenenbaums 2: King Me.
Lady sitting near me. “I was first out of 1100 people on fan duel, I picked the $1 league cause those people who bet $2 know what they’re doing! I bet $1 and mad $75 and now I’m only down less than a hundred for the year!”
Congrats…and glad to see you’re alive.
Oh, and I love that concept. I have a friend who spent $50 on lottery tickets, one was good for $30, and he thought he was a winner.
Winner winner chicken carcass!
I am like 70% sure it is legal for you to punch her
REALLY nice throw
Wish Roberts had caught it with his hands instead of giving the refs something to think about.
Or giving me a little bit of false hope! Don’t like the idea of asking Brock to do more than manage the game and get into FG position. Stupid Carr, messing up my stress-free buzz.
I’ve been describing Brock Osweiler as a rich man’s Alex Smith.
And adult-sized hands!
BLEERGH emerges from power nap
New Game: pitch an unnecessary 90s nostalgia porn sequel.
Pulp Fiction 2: Pulp Harder.
TV show but I’m going for it:
Hey Dude: The Breeding Shed.
Shawshank 2: Shower with the Sisters.
Kingpin 2: Rubber Man Rises
Big Lebowski 2: Forget About The Fucking Toe
Waterworld 2
I got no witty title, just the thought of a sequel kills braincells
The Abyss 2: Deeper, wider, same fishy smell.
Forrest Gump 2: jumbo pimp.
Ordinary Peepholes starring Erin Andrews.
Rushmore 2: Shut up you haven’t seen this 17 times
I say this but Life Aquatic is one of my favorite films
I’m secretly hoping for a Randy Quaid cameo, tying together his real life crazy ass with being abducted by aliens from the first film.
Like somehow his last 20 years were a big Bowfinger?
I thought it was confirmed he would show up. I am not really paying attention to it, but the trailer made me comment
Losing shutout is a bad thing. BOO
plz id4 part 2 do not suck
You ask the world, fleshwound.
Asking Hollywood for one decent summer movie is asking for the world, I suppose.
Cowboys are trailing….SO SAD!!! :(:(:(:(: HAHAHAHAHAHAA!!!
All going right for the Redacteds, as long as you beat the Iggles head to head, you seem good.
I’m actually in favor of the fourway death fuck, which is highly improbable. All NFC East teams, 7-9, with all tie breakers even. But I can’t ever Cowboys. Never.
It is gonna be terrible, just awful, but I am gonna watch Independence Day 2
The FIRST one was awful.
True. But that does not prevent it from being wildly enjoyable.
I will give you that, still love it.
Hey more 90s nostalgia porn.
ANNOUNCER: “I’ve never SEEN a quarterback dominate a football game the way Osweiler is doing today! He’s absolutely SLAUGHTERING the Raiders!”
OSWEILER: [leads 12-0 at halftime]
God help me but I loved Independence Day, and I will probably love the shit outta this sequel.
HEYA! RUN OR PASS AND SCORE WE WANT A LOT MORE!
Fight on, fight on, t’ll the end of the early games when you have won, sons of Washington.
Lots of nice people. Bears fans are so much better than ___________
You’re alive! YAY
No bail requests, no riots…. you disappoint me.
We imagined hearing your shrieks of anger and joy several times. All’s well in the end.
Guess I better head to the kitchen.
Making fettucine alfredo with some pancetta and garlic bread.
Get out mah way!
That sounds awesome.
I made a turkey breast yesterday. Mmmmm, leftovers.
I at least gave Katie Nolan’s show a real honest try her first season, and sort of liked her a bit, but not watching anymore.
Still have not watched a single second of Cowherd.
A sterling silver mic. Fuck that guy.
She is honestly incredibly beautiful in real life. Her show kinda sucks, but she’s amazing.
If only she was not from BAAWWWSTAAAAHHHN
I met her on the PATH train from NYC to Hoboken. I forgive her terrible roots.
I listen to mostly sports radio, his show seems to be always on. I want to stab him in the eye every second I accidentally listen to him when I start up my car
I thought Katie’s speeches on the Cowboys and Hardy were excellent.
And she had an awesome rant on Peter King last year.
I enjoyed the whole “garbage human” thing about Hardy, but now I’m gonna have to hunt down this PK thing.
Enjoy: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8rtc0jQHwQo
Welp… this game sucks, guess I’ll go over to Brazzers and crank one out.
MOAR ROGERS ON ROGERS ACTION!
The hero in Detroit last Thursday night? This is the same ref group?
Colin Cowherd is over-compensating with that microphone.
Does he actually have a lisp, or is his sterling silver microphone just shit at being a microphone?
He’s overcompensating with a Lego brick.
FUCK COWHERD
I wish I could like this more.
He’s like that bitter twerp who resents all athletes because he’s never gotten over getting cut from his junior high whiffle ball team.
“Didn’t I cut you already?”
I should hate the Packers more than the Cowboys as a Bears fan in Wisconsin. It isn’t happening. I hate the Cowboys more. I grew up when the Packers were bad and there was more Cowboys gear than Packers, so I am ok with it.
Yeah, Troy, Rodgers kept the play alive by drawing the penalty.
He’s a regular Tom Brady that guy…
He makes more money in a year than you and I will ever make combined in our lifetimes for that kind of insight and analysis.
Rodgers handles wet balls well.
http://stardestroyer.net/Empire/Tech/Shields/ShieldStatus.jpg
http://www.reactiongifs.com/r/srcstc.gif
That Dallas coach REALLY wanted to slap the corner’s ass. He was on the field for that shit.
HAWT
Classy stuff
O AN HE SEXY
Pleez let that be a fotochop
Too bad he couldn’t catch things as well as his mom.
OH NOES, Demaryius done got Romonobyled
I really wish they would just flip a goddamn coin every time there is a challenge like this…
It seems more logical than what they are doing now…
#whatisacatch
STILL. NAWT. A. CATCH. DEZ.
YOU DIDN’T GET THE THING HE SENTCHA.
Totes just trolling Dez.
Maybe a little. Pretty sure I’d have another mental disorder if I was him. WAS THAT A CATCH? IS THIS MY SHOE? WHY CAN’T I FIND A SATISFYING BURRITO? WHO’S DOING MY MOM NOW? …so many questions.
WOW, can’t believe we didn;t just run and set up the FG!
That Galaxy Gear headset looks pretty cool. I think I’ll wear that on my next long drive.
My favorite thing about chop saws is their tendency to grip and rip the cast off material. This guy’s getting faced with that brick in 3 seconds.
Safety is Priority #1
Dumb but serious question. How the fuck can a movie be nominated for things if it hasn’t even come out yet?
Best trailer?
100 70 year old’s get the movie first
Review screeners. That guy Warren Ellis whose quotes I put up from time to time is one of the folks that get ’em and he is openly campaigning for Hateful Eight and Revenant screeners.
Transmetropolitan. Crooked Little Vein. Wonderful creations.
#WetBallz
If one wishes to be happy, one must powder their ballz.
Words to live by.
About time for another Donks FG, all the late afternoon scoring there shall ever be!
oh, the Packers scored? Totally missed that. Opiates WOO
Just wanna point out that you’re missing NCSU beating USF by 23 pts.
A team which we SHOULD be beating by about 50.
We suck ass, dude.
Shit, I forget to bring in the paper this morning. Why do we insist on playing on NFL Sundays?
Why are we playing on NFL sundays????
Did you not just hear me mention that we suck ass????
Yes, but I like to complain.
LMFAO.
Then NCSU/USF is like a wet dream on Christmas morning.
Seriously….no fear of losing in spite of playing like warmed over ass.
My bad, I didn’t post pics when they actually scored. My bad. Sorry
Department of redundancy Department open for business
wet balls wet balls wet balls wet balls wet balls wet balls wet balls wet balls
Rodgers sure takes the assdickery of his OL and WRs (and coaching) with a fuckton of grace.
He’s used to a ton of assdickery.
Imagine if he had any of those. He would be unstoppable. I refuse to imagine because that means 10 more years of him kicking the Bears ass
Aaron Rodgers sucking dot gif dot internet
You Nacho fans have your buttfumble, but we Cowpokes have our beloved legacies as well.
NEVAH FORGET!
http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-B9r6R5zpI-I/UrJd84TM8MI/AAAAAAAABM0/sH2z9qsUVkE/s1600/CowboysFumble.gif
Why was he holding again?
He was the backup at the time
I thought he was starting, he held because that was his job when he was a backup
Upon further review/wikipedia research, I’m full of shit. Disregard.
What lunatic has their starting quarterback hold for field goals?!
http://www.sportsmansdaily.com/thescrum/wp-content/jerry_jones.jpg
Actually, he was the starting QB at the time. This was his first playoff game, and loss.
This never ever gets old for me.
Jesus, these announcers in the Raiders game sure do love the Broncos. I’ve seen fewer horses getting their dicks sucked at a Tijuana rodeo.