TB @ Car: And lo! What have we here? Another game that means nada. Looking at the Panthers over the last couple of games you can see some Parcells-approved chinks in their armour. The loss to Atl, the squeaker vs. the Giants and t’udder close call against the Saints indicate that Carolina is somewhat vulnerable. Or more likely, they just need to re-focus. And what better team to do that against than the “lost last 4 of 5” Tampa Bucs?
Oak @ KC: I’m just not feeling this one. KC’s rolling and the Raiders, despite showing great promise for the next few years, are circling the drain. Maybe these guys can channel their inner ’90’s tendency to knock the stuffing out of each other and we end up with a watchable game.
SD @ Den: Can not wait to see S Weddle play today! Wait. What? He was placed on IR? He was fined 10K for watching his daughter perform at half-time? He showed up the team’s medical staff by running sprints in front of reporters? When will this San Diego-appropriate madness end!?!?!? This is most likely the last time you’ll see WR Floyd and TE Gates so drink that all in. Rivers will probably end up forcing the ball into both of them making it that much easier for 1.) the Denver D to win this game on its own and 2.) Chargers management to say goodbye to HC McCoy on Monday.
Sea @ Den: This should be a good one. Over the last six games these two squadrons are 1 and 2 in yards gained per game. The difference could be that during that same time the Cards are +11 in turnover margin. PFF’s number one FS, Arizona’s Mathieu ran into the worst three letters in the alphabet that an active football player could-ACL. CTE being the worst three that a retired player could run into. But really, they wouldn’t be the Cards if they didn’t have a significant player go down with a season-ender, would they?
StL @ SF: BRRRRR! Do you feel a draft? So do these guys.
I think I’m gonna have Korean-Ethiopian-Creole food for dinner tonight.
How is that combination even possible? That’s like flavor overload. And I want it.
I’ve been making injera dough over the last few days, and I made kimchi which should be aged about right now. I’m probably gonna use a pre-seasoned rice and beans mix that I’ve had sitting around, top it with kimchi and a fried egg, and eat it with injera.
I thought most Ethiopian food arrived in 50 pound burlap sacks…
Lane-ception. And not injured on the runback
Did someone secretly replace Carson Palmer with Philip Rivers to see if anyone noticed?
Well the religious right is quite prevalent in Phoenix.
Chargers you sons of… highly respectable women!!!!
goddamnit Sanders
Horsey goes oopsie.
Snoop. Still the shit.
https://www.instagram.com/p/BAF2X2Nv9Hz/
I can only imagine the chemistry set running through his veins.
You know who did a great job representing North Carolina and wasn’t a glory boy, me first kind of idiot. Someone wholesome, that your kids could look up to?
This guy!
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Take note Cam…
How amazing would it be if Cam Newton just started cutting promos instead of answering questions?
I see the Seahawks are wearing their Dirty White color uniform.
Wet Paper Towel Gray
It’s the “Grit And Determination” White uniforms, thank you very much.
Seattle Winter Skyline
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Where did you get that picture of Von Miller?
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Why hello number 2 seed. Thy name is Chargers derpage.
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Tom Coughlin: Who told you I’m quitting? Screw you, guys! I’m going home!
Am I the only one who wants to see Gurley stiff arm or truck one of the kids in that play 60 commercial?
just one?
Naturally, Pheel thinks the Pats basically let the other teams win down the stretch.
“Demariyus Thomas will be ruled out of bounds, and it will be San Diego ball”
-Mike Carey
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So, apparently this particular event at the Angola prison rodeo, consists of turning a wild bull onto a poker game.
Does Peyton Manning even know how to be a backup?
Does not compute.
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MACLINDOWN!!!
Impressive very, very early don’t-give-a-shittery by San Diego.
“There’s been an awakening, have you felt it?”
https://twitter.com/P1Domo/status/683760705946939392
So much plastic and PEDs right there.
Apparently the CBS reception is iffy right now, but it came in clear enough to show a Bronco trotting into the end zone.
CBS still isn’t streaming their games? At least Fox finally is.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vn6n5wmzqOw
Oh sweet. I got the Panthers game. Let’s see how Cam makes football fun on the professional level and then I will gripe and bitch about it, all the while murdering the English language, like a white sports writer.
Grit and leadership.
We actually reached Peak White Sportswriter last night when Murray Chass compared sabermetrics to ISIS.
Really. He did that.
I still can’t believe that Fitzpatrick threw 3 picks in ONE quarter! THREE!
I’m just gonna say a big FUCK YOU to all week 17 injuries. Playoff team or no, that’s gotta suck extra hard.
Look at the Chargers….all giving not a shit at once.
Are you fucking kidding me?!
Welp…that was fast…the Chargers are NOT fucking around with this derping…
Oh Bolts.
SB XLIX reference. Drink. Seahawks not playing well meme. Drink.
Slow down Joe and Troy
At least a Donks win will screw the Pats and Rivers. So…yeah….yay Osweiler.
The “FOX Game of the Week” is a meaningless Raidaaahs/Chefs game.
*though not totally meaningless if the Chargers do anything, ANYTHING worth a shit.
So it snowed in Portland. This is an accurate depiction of my puppy all morning.
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Is there any chance in hell that the Charger upset the Broncos or should I prepare myself for a rubber match with the Steelers?
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Troll Genius lost, was 12/21 for 134. In two weeks, he will be 34/38 for 455, because Troll Genius
So I have to root for the Donks to hurt the P*ts, right?
Hey Ryan Fitzpatrick….
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Yeah! Suck it Cowboys!
Oh Jets, where is thy sting?
You know your conference is ass when the most dangerous teams in said confrence are either coached by Andy Reid or coordinated by Boss Todd.
Swing and a miss, Jets. God damn it.
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Killing time before star wars at a bar just in time to see the fins win. What is this fuckery?
Do the Bengals have any chance at the one-seed, or is it automatically the Pats if the Donks lose?
Either Pats or Donks. No other option.
Bengals don’t own tiebreaker against the Patriots (fuckin’ Texans).
So Denver somehow, implausibly, has a shot at the #1 seed.
Sigh.
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Somehow, the Steelers will end up on top of this turd pile–just you wait.
That would suck, but if the Donks can’t beat them at home they deserve it.
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Same same.
First order the porn, then Happy Scrappy Hero Pup.
So does Deadspin really need to post videos of every head/neck injury in every sport moments after they happen?
It’s about all they’re good for anymore.
They’re also a good source for finding out how drunk Johnny Drinkball is at any particular time, too
Someone other than me should do the Sunday Night intro.
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Good news – the shoulder injury sustained by my drunk ass on NYE is not as bad as first thought.
Bad news – I need the Cardinals to cover the spread.