TB @ Car: And lo! What have we here? Another game that means nada. Looking at the Panthers over the last couple of games you can see some Parcells-approved chinks in their armour. The loss to Atl, the squeaker vs. the Giants and t’udder close call against the Saints indicate that Carolina is somewhat vulnerable. Or more likely, they just need to re-focus. And what better team to do that against than the “lost last 4 of 5” Tampa Bucs?
Oak @ KC: I’m just not feeling this one. KC’s rolling and the Raiders, despite showing great promise for the next few years, are circling the drain. Maybe these guys can channel their inner ’90’s tendency to knock the stuffing out of each other and we end up with a watchable game.
SD @ Den: Can not wait to see S Weddle play today! Wait. What? He was placed on IR? He was fined 10K for watching his daughter perform at half-time? He showed up the team’s medical staff by running sprints in front of reporters? When will this San Diego-appropriate madness end!?!?!? This is most likely the last time you’ll see WR Floyd and TE Gates so drink that all in. Rivers will probably end up forcing the ball into both of them making it that much easier for 1.) the Denver D to win this game on its own and 2.) Chargers management to say goodbye to HC McCoy on Monday.
Sea @ Den: This should be a good one. Over the last six games these two squadrons are 1 and 2 in yards gained per game. The difference could be that during that same time the Cards are +11 in turnover margin. PFF’s number one FS, Arizona’s Mathieu ran into the worst three letters in the alphabet that an active football player could-ACL. CTE being the worst three that a retired player could run into. But really, they wouldn’t be the Cards if they didn’t have a significant player go down with a season-ender, would they?
StL @ SF: BRRRRR! Do you feel a draft? So do these guys.
Does Pettine’s firing mean today is “Brown Sunday?”
Since a number of teams have shit the bed today, I say yes, yes it is.
Los Angeles is watching this game and going “Do we really need two football teams?”
I can’t wait for Cam to win the Super Bowland just ignore PK. That would be wonderful.
what an awful performance
This is looking very overtimey
Congrats to King Hippo on winning the DFO gambling contest! I bow to your humongous balls and your $50 bets, sir.
Come on, Chargers. Either score the TD or turn it over.
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game isn’t over, assdicks.
How is the stress level going down there Hippo?
POORLY!!!
My picks contest is going to come down to MIN-GB. My opponent and I both picked GB -3, but he put more points on it. Skal Vikings.
Phil: Let me give you this tremendously hot insight on PeyPey from a guy who never played on the same team as him, as well as never personally playing against him on the field.
Get onto the bus that’s gonna take you back to beelzebub…
Chargers ownership: “We can’t afford to pay half of the cost of a new billion dollar stadium…we’re moving to LA”
-LA Franchise Relocation Fee: $550 million
Talib has been awful today
Is Brock still on the sideline or has he been sent to that same farm up North where my puppy went to?
He has so much room to run now.
Oh, great. Now I got to spend a whole week working with Steelers fans explaining why they are the “Team of Destiny”.
They’ll be even worse when Manning throws the Pick of Destiny.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a9GT9YgDfKU
http://alfiebowles.tripod.com/ch920320.jpg
You have to say it slowly “Desssssstiny!”
http://alfiebowles.tripod.com/ch920320.jpg
http://alfiebowles.tripod.com/weekdayboyofdestiny2.html
Triiiiipooood. I don’t get it.
It’s a dick joke, obviously.
Looks like the Chargers need some tacklin fuel
This has been a vintage Laserface v Pey Pey game
There’s that vaunted San Diego run defense.
That ball floated like a drinking swan.
Super Bowl will NOT go through New England after all! PRAISE JESUS.
Easy on the jinxing, there
DONKSDOWN! And more sad Brock clapping.
Let them score gambit by the LA Chargers?
did Denver score tooo fast?
That SHOULD do it. MAYBE.
This needs to be 7. And I was saying same thing as PeyPey
For Christ’s sake get a goddamn touchdown
YASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
Ask and ye shall receive.
This game has more turnovers than a Utah Cracker Barrel.
My wife made Kenji Lopez-Alt’s lasagna (the Bolognese calls for chicken livers!). Laserface cannot hurt me anymor…..LASERCEPTION
There you go denver
And there’s it is.
FLOATCEPTION!!!
FLOATCEPTION
LASERCEPTION!
THE HOUSE OF LASERFACE SHALL RULE THE GALAXY
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KEO DID A GOOD????????
can’t one of you fuckers cause a fumble??
Even better!!
Chiefs-Panthers Super Bowl?
Nah
No way the Chiefs win a playoff game.
oh god it is going into overtime. this is rich…
AH! Quick! How do you restart a heart?! I may only have a few seconds before I suffer permanent damage!
Like this: http://stream1.gifsoup.com/view3/4656897/adrenaline-shot-pulp-fiction-o.gif
Juwan Thompson has to get that fucking ball.
Factory just keeps churning them out, year after year
https://twitter.com/KevinClarkWSJ/status/683805070484443140
I have now declared it FAJITA NIGHT!
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FUCK YOU, Matt Paradis
How is there still eight minutes left in this game?
You can’t hurt him, Square. He’s more machine than man now.
Pey-Pey pick six in five…four…three…
Hm, drink more scotch and hop online to watch RoboPey or go make garlic soup before the evening game…
So…I remember the Bronco D being really good earlier this season. What happened? Injuries? Torpor? Gypsy curse?
San Diego has had a million possessions.
Equine Encephalomyelitis.
>> run comeback(SD,20,20,7,49,4)