Your Happy Scrappy 4PM Slate Open Thread

TB @ Car: And lo! What have we here? Another game that means nada. Looking at the Panthers over the last couple of games you can see some Parcells-approved chinks in their armour. The loss to Atl, the squeaker vs. the Giants and t’udder close call against the Saints indicate that Carolina is somewhat vulnerable. Or more likely, they just need to re-focus. And what better team to do that against than the “lost last 4 of 5” Tampa Bucs?

Oak @ KC: I’m just not feeling this one. KC’s rolling and the Raiders, despite showing great promise for the next few years, are circling the drain. Maybe these guys can channel their inner ’90’s tendency to knock the stuffing out of each other and we end up with a watchable game.

SD @ Den: Can not wait to see S Weddle play today! Wait. What? He was placed on IR? He was fined 10K for watching his daughter perform at half-time? He showed up the team’s medical staff by running sprints in front of reporters? When will this San Diego-appropriate madness end!?!?!? This is most likely the last time you’ll see WR Floyd and TE Gates so drink that all in. Rivers will probably end up forcing the ball into both of them making it that much easier for 1.) the Denver D to win this game on its own and 2.) Chargers management to say goodbye to HC McCoy on Monday.

Sea @ Den: This should be a good one. Over the last six games these two squadrons are 1 and 2 in yards gained per game. The difference could be that during that same time the Cards are +11 in turnover margin. PFF’s number one FS, Arizona’s Mathieu ran into the worst three letters in the alphabet that an active football player could-ACL. CTE being the worst three that a retired player could run into. But really, they wouldn’t be the Cards if they didn’t have a significant player go down with a season-ender, would they?

StL @ SF: BRRRRR! Do you feel a draft? So do these guys.

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Doktor Zymm

Does Pettine’s firing mean today is “Brown Sunday?”

ThePirateSloth

Since a number of teams have shit the bed today, I say yes, yes it is.

Redshirt

Los Angeles is watching this game and going “Do we really need two football teams?”

nomonkeyfun

I can’t wait for Cam to win the Super Bowland just ignore PK. That would be wonderful.

King Hippo

what an awful performance

Moonbatting Average

This is looking very overtimey

WhyEaglesWhy

Congrats to King Hippo on winning the DFO gambling contest! I bow to your humongous balls and your $50 bets, sir.

Redshirt

Come on, Chargers. Either score the TD or turn it over.

http://i.imgur.com/9DKHZae.gif

ThePirateSloth

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King Hippo

game isn’t over, assdicks.

litre_cola

How is the stress level going down there Hippo?

King Hippo

POORLY!!!

makeitsnowondem

My picks contest is going to come down to MIN-GB. My opponent and I both picked GB -3, but he put more points on it. Skal Vikings.

ThePirateSloth

Phil: Let me give you this tremendously hot insight on PeyPey from a guy who never played on the same team as him, as well as never personally playing against him on the field.

Shogun Marcus

Get onto the bus that’s gonna take you back to beelzebub…

evilbeaver8

Chargers ownership: “We can’t afford to pay half of the cost of a new billion dollar stadium…we’re moving to LA”
-LA Franchise Relocation Fee: $550 million

King Hippo

Talib has been awful today

Redshirt

Is Brock still on the sideline or has he been sent to that same farm up North where my puppy went to?

litre_cola

He has so much room to run now.

Redshirt

Oh, great. Now I got to spend a whole week working with Steelers fans explaining why they are the “Team of Destiny”.

makeitsnowondem

They’ll be even worse when Manning throws the Pick of Destiny.

Spanky Datass
ThursdaySkyGoddess

You have to say it slowly “Desssssstiny!”

http://alfiebowles.tripod.com/ch920320.jpg

ThursdaySkyGoddess
Redshirt

Triiiiipooood. I don’t get it.

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It’s a dick joke, obviously.

ThePirateSloth

Looks like the Chargers need some tacklin fuel

litre_cola

This has been a vintage Laserface v Pey Pey game

blackroseMD1

There’s that vaunted San Diego run defense.

Old School Zero

That ball floated like a drinking swan.

fleshwound_NPG

Super Bowl will NOT go through New England after all! PRAISE JESUS.

Moonbatting Average

Easy on the jinxing, there

ThursdaySkyGoddess

DONKSDOWN! And more sad Brock clapping.

evilbeaver8

Let them score gambit by the LA Chargers?

rockingdog

did Denver score tooo fast?

Shogun Marcus

That SHOULD do it. MAYBE.

King Hippo

This needs to be 7. And I was saying same thing as PeyPey

makeitsnowondem

For Christ’s sake get a goddamn touchdown

makeitsnowondem

YASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

Romonobyl

Ask and ye shall receive.

Romonobyl

This game has more turnovers than a Utah Cracker Barrel.

Moonbatting Average

My wife made Kenji Lopez-Alt’s lasagna (the Bolognese calls for chicken livers!). Laserface cannot hurt me anymor…..LASERCEPTION

Recovery Whiskey

There you go denver

Redshirt

And there’s it is.

litre_cola

FLOATCEPTION!!!

fleshwound_NPG

FLOATCEPTION

ThursdaySkyGoddess

LASERCEPTION!

WCS

THE HOUSE OF LASERFACE SHALL RULE THE GALAXY
http://i.imgur.com/bfPEstu.gif

makeitsnowondem

KEO DID A GOOD????????

King Hippo

can’t one of you fuckers cause a fumble??

bourb0nblues

Even better!!

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Chiefs-Panthers Super Bowl?

Recovery Whiskey

Nah

evilbeaver8

No way the Chiefs win a playoff game.

rockingdog

oh god it is going into overtime. this is rich…

Redshirt

AH! Quick! How do you restart a heart?! I may only have a few seconds before I suffer permanent damage!

ThePirateSloth
King Hippo

Juwan Thompson has to get that fucking ball.

fleshwound_NPG

Factory just keeps churning them out, year after year

https://twitter.com/KevinClarkWSJ/status/683805070484443140

litre_cola

I have now declared it FAJITA NIGHT!

Old School Zero
King Hippo

FUCK YOU, Matt Paradis

blackroseMD1

How is there still eight minutes left in this game?

Redshirt

You can’t hurt him, Square. He’s more machine than man now.

evilbeaver8

Pey-Pey pick six in five…four…three…

ThePirateSloth

Hm, drink more scotch and hop online to watch RoboPey or go make garlic soup before the evening game…

Doktor Zymm

So…I remember the Bronco D being really good earlier this season. What happened? Injuries? Torpor? Gypsy curse?

makeitsnowondem

San Diego has had a million possessions.

Romonobyl

Equine Encephalomyelitis.

Redshirt

>> run comeback(SD,20,20,7,49,4)