Your “Run, Olivia Munn-It’s A Trap!” NFC Division Semi-Final Open Thread

Why is it that QB Palmer can’t have nice things? He was imprisoned in Cincy then renaissance-ed in Arizony then season-injured. Now he’s having a career year and I can’t help but feel it will all come tumbling down. Was his dad a preacher in the Church of God With Signs Following? Is that why he’s snake-bitten? One thing though, the Pack better not blitz him much. Against pressure he has an 84 QBR, a 9.4 yds. per throw average and a 65% completion rate. What he also has over his entire career is not a one playoff victory. Zona LB Okafor is done for the season with some sort of toe injury that no one wants to talk about. No doubt it was fireworks. I’ve got a sixth sense about these things. RB Johnson was held in check the last time these teams met (wk. 16) but as my wife says, “you can’t hold a man-beast down for long”. I think she was yakking about one of her countless exes but what do I know? Stupid, ineffectual QB Rodgers has recently been replaced by superstar Rodgers-which one will show up today? Remember the 51-45 score-fest that happened a way back in ’09? I’d love to see that sort of game again. That particular game you had to race to the bathroom during ads to ensure that you didn’t miss a score. START TYPING YOU SCAMPS!

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Col. Duke LaCross

HOLY SHIT!

Sill Bimmons

nawt fuggin fugg

Sharkbait

Palmer is trying SO HARD to give this game away.

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I want to believe that the NFL is purposely making those spots close for DRAMA!

Horatio Cornblower

The NFL as officially adopted the cunt hair as a unit of measurement, and the Cardinals just got a first down by one.

Badger

Goddammit Packers with this zone D bullshit

ThePirateSloth

JUST THE TIP

Doktor Zymm

OR IT IS HAAAAHAHAHA! LOVE IT.

Sill Bimmons

FACK YOU GOLF HAT GUY

Badger

for fucks sake

Col. Duke LaCross

They got dicked on the spot there.

King Hippo

but still JUST got the 1st

Brocky

Cardinals got dicked by having to waste a challenge on an obvious call. Evens out

Moonbatting Average

Shitty spot

Doktor Zymm

It’s not, but goddamn go for it don’t be a prick.

Sill Bimmons

HAHAHA FUCK YOU FITTY

King Hippo

they should maybe call some running plays. Or shoot Palmer in the fucking head.

Doktor Zymm

SAD

Moonbatting Average

Jesus Christ, Palmer

King Hippo

CHRIST YOU SUCK

WCS

Palmer methodically moving the Cards down the field so he can fumble on the four.

Horatio Cornblower

He appears to have bigger plans than that.

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The good thing about this game is there’s enough time left for one or even two more Carson Palmer back-breaking interceptions.

Sharkbait

Almost

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Don’t lose hope!

Moonbatting Average

I can haz not-turnover?

makeitsnowondem

Too close for weizen; I’m switching to rye.

Doktor Zymm

I suspect, even if he were traded to the Cowboys, and did good things for them, I would still giggle at Clinton-Dix.

Sharkbait

Regardless of team, that name will always be funny.

Horatio Cornblower

‘That’s the hardest challenge to win, when you’re talking about millimeters…”

“Upon further review, and despite everything you were told while growing up and going to elementary school, the United States has never adopted the metric system, we still measure things in inches, feet, (points to crotch), and yards, and the ruling on the field, which was TOUCHDOWN SEAHAWKS, stands. ‘Merica!”

King Hippo

I just took some more cough syrup. MAKE THINGS BETTER, SWEET TUSSIONEX

Sharkbait

Purple Drank?

King Hippo

same difference, but BLEERGH coloured. I be all reverent and shit

theeWeeBabySeamus

Let me just say…and please know that I love you, but not in a gay way, when I say this….
Fuck you.

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This is as close as I could get to unicorns dancing on tits.

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Doktor Zymm

Dear Cardinals. Don’t make me mad. You wouldn’t like me when I’m mad. Unless you own stock in shitty wine companies. Then you would probably profit off me being mad.

Horatio Cornblower

Or if they have a thing for tit-dancing unicorns. Let’s not rule that out either.

theeWeeBabySeamus

I think I might pay to see that.

theeWeeBabySeamus

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Col. Duke LaCross

Welcome back, Raiders Carson Palmer.

John Difool

Well we tease him a lot but we got him on the spot, welcome back……

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Googing “rainbow shootout of vaginas” yields some interesting albeit not always accurate results.

http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m94m8jbHWt1qj171uo1_500.gif

King Hippo

BEST USE EVAR of the Bubbles’ gif

Horatio Cornblower

Eh, I’d hit it.

Brocky

Ladies and gentlemen I give you the most undistputable evidence that the refs are on green bays side.

I don’t care if it was overturned it never should have been called to begin with.

I know it sounds like homerism but Jesus fucking christ the packers have every advantage why do they need the refs

King Hippo

The Shield has spoken.

Stillers at Pats
SeaTruthers at Packers

REMATCH!!!!11111

/hippo seppuku

Sharkbait

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King Hippo

Matthews turns around, it’s 20-10

ThursdaySkyGoddess

It’s strange to see a coach in red have a good challenge today.

Doktor Zymm

Damn right, people who have sexual congress with the women who birthed them.

Shogun Marcus

I saw many things at the burlesque show I was at last night. That wasn’t one of them.

Badger

Such a bullshit call….

Brocky

So is there a word for teams going into the playoffs supposedly with a lot of injuries, and the injuries magically are non existent in actually playoff games?

WCS

Whatever the opposite of the Steelers are.

Doktor Zymm

IF THAT IS A CATCH THAN UNICORNS ARE DANCING ON MY TITS AND RAINBOWS ARE SHOOTING OUT OF MY CUNT

John Difool

Go on….

Moonbatting Average

Pics or GTFO

WCS

Interesting visual..

Shogun Marcus

Pleasebeacatchpleasebeacatch

Horatio Cornblower

And I thought I was drinking.

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I couldn’t find any tit-dancing unicorns but…

http://i1089.photobucket.com/albums/i350/mds1978ca1/captu227-1-picsay.jpg

hippofant

We are reviewing every goddamned part of the play because we have no idea what the fuck happened.

Horatio Cornblower

Al: “This is a no-brainer”

Officials: “TOUCHDOWN SEAHAWKS!!!!”

King Hippo

How many refs on the goddamned field missed THAT?

Horatio Cornblower

How many are there?

Sharkbait

Yet another reason officials need to be full time.

Sill Bimmons

ALL TEH HERP DE DERP DE DOO

Doktor Zymm

NOT A GODDAMN CATCH

Badger

THAT WAS SOOOOO A CATCH

WCS

She’ll cut you up, man.

WCS

Uh, down by contact?

makeitsnowondem

I will hate Kimo von Oelhoffen for as long as I live.

King Hippo

THIS is what we should be learnin’ our chill’uns in pre-K.

Doktor Zymm

that series is good for many reasons, one of which is knowing how the infinity sign works.

Badger

GO GO GO

Doktor Zymm

If the same assholes as lastweek start that “GO PACK GO” shit outside my window….

Sharkbait

That might be justifiable homicide.

Doktor Zymm

Just get a safety and score. DAMN IT ARIZONA DON’T YOU DARE SUCK.

John Difool

The real John Brown would’ve caught a little brown baby thrown by a white boy……. too soon?

Horatio Cornblower

REMEMBER HARPER’S FERRY!!

Sharkbait
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