Your “City of Charlotte Shuts Down For The Game And Nobody Notices” Open Thread

After watching Arizony blurp their way to victory yesterday I’m saying that the winner of this game is the NFC champ. It looks like RB Lynch is back on the field today. The usual fart-makers that must talk about things are wondering if he’ll be ‘ready’. Hmm, do you think that a Pro Bowl back with fresh legs might possibly be an upgrade over something called a, and I quote, “Christine Michael”? I do. Just looking at the both of these teams I must say, THERE’S A SHIT-TON OF TALENT HERE. DO YOU HEAR THAT JERRY REESE? IT CAN’T BE THAT HARD TO DRAFT WELL. [upends table that has nothing on it] Sorry. Where was I? Right. You’d think that mega-CB Norman would be matched up against WR Baldwin (he of the 13 TD’s in the last 9 games) but the former is a baby that only rarely plays the slot receiver. (don’t tell him I typed that) Speaking of tough assignments S Chancellor gets to be roasted on a spit with an apple in his mouth by TE Olsen. “Fat Chance” is great in run support but if Seattle wants to blitz he’s gonna be on an island that features quite a few balls whizzing overhead. CB Sherman does follow the opposing #1 WR all over the field and that spells bad news for Ted Ginn. Years from now when you hear the phrase “a rising tide lifts all shitty receivers to career years” you’ll think of the Ginner and have yourself a nice martini. (may apply to myself only). One guy that might be under your radar is Kawaan Short. The Seahawks have struggled against dominant DT’s (just like everyone else, duh) like Donald (Rams) and Atkins (Bengals) and short led the league at his position with 11 sacks and 16 tackles for a loss. The man tasked with going after QB Newton has sacked him 7 times in 4 games-OLB Irvin it’s time to do what you do. HAVE AT IT YOU RAPSCALLIONS!

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Ape is already having fun with this:

https://twitter.com/xmasape/status/688787004956385280

Sharkbait

Oh that’s good.

Smithchez

THESE SEATTLE SEAHAWKS, I CALL THEM CIARA BECAUSE IT’S LIKE THEY’RE NOT EVEN TRYING TO SCORE.

King Hippo

Kawaan Short is damned good at teh footy

Senor Weaselo

I feel like I should make nachos.

ballsofsteelandfury

I’m hungry too. I’ll take some.

theeWeeBabySeamus

Russell Wilson…Pride of the U of Wisconsin.
(at least one of you will get that joke)

ballsofsteelandfury

Lil’ Ron Jeremy?

evilbeaver8

I have this weird thing where I love Dave Grohl in everything except the Foo Fighters.

litre_cola

same here.

JustStopDude

Great…Cam is now rubbing off on the defense. Nothing but flash and thuggery.

Smithchez

Well, today’s games are off to a MUCH better start than yesterday’s.

ThePirateSloth

Looks like I will be blackout drunk by the end of the first quarter

Old School Zero

Wellity wellity wellity… the rout is on.

theeWeeBabySeamus

Toki seems angry today.
Seattle fan?

Gratliff

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Sill Bimmons

So true.

Here comes my little alien now!

blackroseMD1

Well, this game is starting off strong. Glad I woke up for it.

John Difool

Welp, insurmountable?

Recovery Whiskey

Well shit

ballsofsteelandfury

Oh boys and girls, we might be looking at a blowout.

SWEET!

theeWeeBabySeamus

Well, there are a shitload of 12’s stepping out onto ledges as we speak.

Recovery Whiskey

Nah. Most of us remember this feeling. Its strangely familiar.

Doktor Zymm

Damn, my pizza hasn’t even gotten here and the game is already over :
http://i.kinja-img.com/gawker-media/image/upload/a4dqslpkedvbvhgrr99c.gif

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I. Am. Erect.

Senor Weaselo

CHARMCEPTION PICK SIX

Sill Bimmons

This simply couldn’t be any better.

King Hippo

OverseerDOWN WOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Sharkbait

CHARMCEPTION!

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Panthers’ D tempting us with the thought of a safety. Mmmm…

Sharkbait

Theres still time in this game for a safety…

bourb0nblues

Those are some fresh legs, eh?

Sill Bimmons

I love that ad.

Dickerson and Payton were the definition of awesome.

Sill Bimmons

Most underrated show ever?

It’s up there.

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I’ve read a few pieces on the show saying it’s definitely underrated because it does such an incredible job of capturing the culture of Texas.

Senor Weaselo

He gave that ball to a child instead of the referee! Harumph harumph harumph!

evilbeaver8

I always figured Cuban as more of a Papa John’s type guy.

King Hippo

Better team is better.

Doktor Zymm

TD PANTHERS! BIRD TEAM FAILURE!
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King Hippo

Fresh organic protein! FOAR THE FAMILY!!!

ballsofsteelandfury

So, you’re going to post pussy pics all day then?

DTZM might get mad, just sayin’…

Doktor Zymm

Just for you :
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That little girl looked so incredibly happy to get a football.

Doktor Zymm

PK is looking up her seat number as we speak.

Sharkbait

Stewart hate fucked the ball in there.

Sill Bimmons

Just.

Like.

That.

litre_cola

Hello internet friends. How are we this morning? I have a raging hangover that only cannabis can help.

theeWeeBabySeamus

A pug on stairs.
A certain someone is probably having a flashback about now.

Sill Bimmons

What’s going on with the images?

bourb0nblues

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ballsofsteelandfury

Something

Sill Bimmons
hippofant

That was a good job on Sherman’s point AVOIDING the horse-collar.

Senor Weaselo

Almost-derp.

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Oh shit there’s football happening.

Brick Meathook

After that Fox intro, I would have posted an image. But I can’t. So here’s a quote fom Hamlet:

“What a piece of work is man! how noble in reason! how infinite in faculty! in form and moving how express and admirable! in action how like an angel! in apprehension how like a god! the beauty of the world, the paragon of animals! “. – (Act II, Scene II).

theeWeeBabySeamus

You’re not even trying to be funny anymore, are you?

Brick Meathook

maybe

theeWeeBabySeamus

Hey, so before anyone scores….oh shit.