Yet another week that can’t end fast enough. JUST GET IT OVER WITH, GREGORIAN CALENDAR.
All the lousy players in the NHL are taking a few days off while the better ones increase their chances of injury by participating in some skills stuff that means nothing and a goalies-flaying “game” that may as well be played with three or more pucks. The NBA, seizing upon the opportunity, has no above-.500 teams playing against each other. The Raptors, Hawks, Grizzlies and Bulls will be showing their wares against teams that I can’t be bothered to catalogue. Hey, college ball, do you have anything for us? Well indeed they do. #3 Iowa tackles #8 Maryland, #23 Oregon meets #18 Arizona, #12 MSU is going to crush Northwestern and #25 Notre Dame is up against #87 (with a bullet…to my temple) Syracuse. HAVE AT IT, NE’ER-DO-WELLS.
This actually fucking happened to me last night…
My cell rings. With field engineering, you NEVER call people in the field. You text and/or email them because you never know what our sleep schedule is or even what fucking time zone is. The phone call is reserved for a MAJOR FUCKING EMERGENCY. I’ve even got my insane mother to understand it. So the fucking cell rings and I slam into my hotel room desk trying to find the fucking thing in the dark…
“Hello?”
“Is this JSD?”
“Who the fuck is this?”
“Um…I’m Todd and I represent a recruitment firm that is…”
“Todd…its fucking 3 am. Are you insane?”
“Wait..but its 4pm.”
“Not in Nagasaki. Who gave you this number?”
“Well someone that thinks you would be…”
“Todd I want a FUCKING NAME NOW!”
“JSD, the opportunity available to you…”
“Todd, if you don’t give me the name of the shithead that gave you my contact number, we run the risk of me kicking the shit out of an innocent person. Do you want that?”
Todd hung up. Never found out who fucking gave him my international number or what company he was shilling for.
Hey DFOers,
I’m feeling low today. I could use a good laugh and/or titty picture.
-Brick
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=11lEtj-MuMk
ALSO: Even back in KSK days, “”Low Commander Of The Super Soldiers” was one of the best monikers ever.
Gracias senor. I just recently found out where your avatar came from!
Progress.
Well, I guess it’s just you and me. How the hell ya’ doin”, boy?
Pretty good, considering my team just bought land in Orange County today. Mother fucking Spanos.
Heading to sleep cause of work in the morning though. Hope you feel better, friendo.
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Thanks, boy!
Hope these help
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Turns out it was just security making a Boo-Boo.
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Wonder if they gave them something to make up for it….. maybe a….basket.
The average bear wouldn’t think to ask. But, as luck would have it…
“A little help here, please.”
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I’m pretty surprised a couple of people here took offense at a joke about the people in the debate tonight. Well, it happens everywhere on the internet, so it shouldn’t have surprised me.
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Birmingham, Alabama or Perm, Russia
YOU DECIDE
Oregon.
http://sickfuture.tumblr.com/post/130730658939
Black Friday gets weirder every year.
Two fur one beatings tho!
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To close the loop.
I made a trip to North County San Diego and had a glorious time with the SD DFO branch and my littlest youwen. I booked this trip months ago to see these guys play at the Belly Up Tavern and then again two nights later here in L.A.
Get well soon Killing Joke.
Here you go Low Commander.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LL_U5GSUBpw
Thank you, sir. Tomorrow I will bring headphones to work.
I owe you some Authority Zero and Lionize:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ubb42OZJgHg
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DBdJZjqagKU
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=95kwE76Cqs4
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w8AAONgXH0s
Enjoy!
Told me I could Smurf her in the Smurfhole….then got all Smurfy about the whole thing and left me Smurfing.
(really gone now….nite)
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And with these buds, I will take my leave.
G’nite gents.
Inspired a bowl for last night’s Bowlbert.
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This has definitely been mentioned before, both in the comments and behind the scenes in the secret DFO lair but the old site’s mothership UP####.com did a girl scout cookie thing and blatantly embedded one of my Komments from the girl scout cookie war post from over a year ago. I mentioned a few things about it since Tuesday.
While working up a scorched Earth response to the post, since I’m still somehow not on the permanently banned list, I noticed that THEY CHANGED THE POST ENTIRELY! If I’m not mistaken and I’m not ruling drunkenness out completely, they changed the post from how to pair GS Cookies with a proper wine (which was already done several times including pairing with your favorite bourbon) they changed it to how each type of cookie was “somebody from your past.”
Goddamn these motherfuckers.
They still left my block Komment and I am still going to burn that motherfucker to the ground.
What the fuck happened to those assholes?
http://uproxx.com/life/girl-scout-cookies-middle-school/2/
Thin Mints and Reisling.
There is no second choice
.
That’s a fine choice!
Would also accept a pinot grigio.
I still stand by my beer and doh-si-dos.
Those bastards.
What kind of beer with Do-Si-Dos are we talking here, because your ideas are intriguing to me and I wish to describe to your newsletter.
Something yeasty to reinvigorate the cookie. When you get that beer foam working with the cookie yeast magic happens.
Go light. Lager, pilsner or pale ale.
Let that peanut butter shine through!
Nice Budz
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Those are not organically grown.
She is totes hydroponic.
I salute you boys! I’m off to bed. Gotta work early tomorrow. Great job tonight!
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‘Nite Ballz….I’m off soon meself.
Ripped off my stash….didn’t have the courtesy to smoke up with me first.
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Yay for European buttz.
The hills are alive
With the sound of…
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Called me “Mickey”….deflated raging semi.
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DAMMIT!!!!!
The dreaded jpeg strikes again.
See, that would actually work for me, considering my name. Semi RE-RAGED!
Told me they were out of peanuts.
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Britney!!!
Told me she was over “Bert”….whoever the fuq Bert is.
http://www.geekologie.com/2012/10/10/sexy-ernie-costume.jpg
Sleeps in an individual bed. Would not bang.
Take it to the tub.
Promised me the booty….did not deliver.
http://img.costumecraze.com/images/vendors/roma/4422-Sexy-Pirateer-Costume-large.jpg
Story of my life.
Inorite?