Your “SUPER HUMP DAY!” Wednesday Open Thread

In Super Bowl news, Broncs Safety Ryan Murphy (practice squad) has never heard of Eugene Robinson. Yeah that  Eugene Robinson. Murphy was stung by a prostitution sting. The good news for Murphy, according to my understanding of bee stings is that it can only be done once and then the cop that arrested you dies. Way to protect that hive, worker cop. Asked for comment, the NFL Players Association said, “Why do you give us so much down time at night? It’s completely the Broncos and the NFL’s fault!” Apparently Megatron is retiring. As he leaves the city of Detroit via the Barry Sanders Memorial Off-Ramp, Martha Ford will ask a bewildered intern, “How many mules did we get for him and for how much?-this celery cap business is perplexing!” before easing herself into a hot tub filled with Gower Champion look-a-likes. It turns out that Kenny Stabler had the CTE. Absolutely no one familiar with the way the game was played in the 70’s is surprised.

The NHL’s markee (American spelling) game is Wings/Lightning. Make of that what you will. The NBA responds with a big bag of “We might do better tomorrow-we’re not sure…”. The college ball gives us #3 Nova,  #4 Maryland, #5 Iowa, #6 Xavier, #7 Kansas, #9 UVA, #17 Miami, #21 Wichita State and #23 Arizona. Somebody is doing some heavy lifting…