The Roger must be working overtime babysitting all these fellas that are trouble-waiting-to-happen incarnate. I can’t see any other explanation for why the game doesn’t have a black eye again today. Pink eye is a whole different matter though-just a matter of time…
I keep harping on the NBA having so few watchable games but let’s sally forth down that dark corridor once again, shall we? Using the criteria of “teams that are more than 2 games over .500 playing each other” this league gives us…nada, nil and nothing. Using the same parameters the NHL should probably suck balls as well. Oops. Only MIN/NYR, NYI/WASH, DET/FLA, SJ/STL, PHI/NASH, DAL/COLO, CHI/ARI and ANA/LA fit the bill. College ball has #8 TAMU/VAN, COLO/#16 ORE and a tilt between two unranked teams, OSU and WISCY. The reason I bring this game to your attention is because interim coach Greg Gard was put into an impossible position (taking over for The Grinch, who retired out of nowhere) and has put together a 4 game win streak with victories over #4 MSU and # 19 Indiana. Keep an eye out for these guys-this 13-9 team is better than their current record. TO THE COMMENTS!
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One last take (TAEK?)
Yeah, he knew what the fuck he was doing behind a set of drums.
‘Night big man. Pills are now good; edge taken off.
John Bonham knew what he was doing behind a drum kit.
I may be alone here, but, today I finally vanished a foe that was haunting me for almost five years.
I’m celebrating.
Satan?
Oh, and congrats. I’m just up listening to music while the pills take effect.
Just skimming through this stuff this morning and I’m pretty sure WCS killed Huey Lewis or Bruce Hornsby.
Since I’m up fighting the flu, how’s about a little tribute music?
http://www.thexboxhub.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/09/earth-wind-and-fire.jpg
https://youtu.be/Gs069dndIYk
Now for some Thin White Duke.
http://www.out.com/sites/out.com/files/2013/03/11/bowieBewareDiamondDogs.jpg
https://youtu.be/pbE2YPwedRA
In honour of Paul Kantner.
http://images.45cat.com/jefferson-starship-jane-grunt-3.jpg
https://youtu.be/0PwG69620WA
Now, for the inevitable Glenn Frey. I prefer The Eagles.
http://www.dw.com/image/0,,18988191_303,00.jpg
https://youtu.be/FhH3mRkKDX8
In honour of Robert Stigwood, and introduced by Natalie Cole, The Bee Gees.
http://images.45cat.com/the-bee-gees-nights-on-broadway-rso-2.jpg
https://youtu.be/F2SDf42guB4
Jimmy Bain, bassist for Dio. So, Holy Diver.
http://www.metalinsider.net/site/wp-content/uploads/2012/08/jimmy-bain.jpg
https://youtu.be/bkysjcs5vFU
Jesus, 2016 has sucked pretty hard so far for taking some good musical talent.
Going back into late 2015, of course there’s the patron saint of the Jack & Coke himself.
http://nme.assets.ipccdn.co.uk/images/2008Motorhead01Getty120914.article_x4.jpg
https://youtu.be/1iwC2QljLn4
Ron Ford, also known as “The Prophet” from the P-Funk. So, how about “Give Up the Funk”.
https://youtu.be/Aegs-CR8ZdM
William Guest, one of The Pips. So, the classic “Midnight Train to Georgia”.
http://www.music-bazaar.com/album-images/vol1015/828/828393/2683603-big/Midnight-Train-To-Georgia-The-Best-Of-Gladys-Knight-The-Pips-CD2-cover.jpg
https://youtu.be/v78-ftcqpNw
One that completely missed me when it happened. Gary Marker, of Rising Sons with Ry Cooder & Taj Mahal. Their version of “Statesboro Blues” is fantastic.
http://cdn.discogs.com/2kxHqEFk9KgJZu4yAQIbNWCXcUA=/fit-in/300×300/filters:strip_icc():format(jpeg):mode_rgb()/discogs-images/R-2748571-1411814001-6286.jpeg.jpg
https://youtu.be/qEw0Lt8xgcA
Of course, can’t forget Scott Weiland.
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https://youtu.be/ht672-wYelc
Ahh. The pills are starting to work. Gonna wrap up the hour in honour of Cynthia Robinson of Sly & The Family Stone.
http://www.soulwalking.co.uk/%A5Artist%20GIF%20Images/Sly-&-Family-Stone-2004.jpg
https://youtu.be/am04NZL8pA4
One more, to just get back to the start of November 2015 so I can finish on a finite point. Eddie Hoh, drummer for The Mamas & The Papas, and session drummer for The Monkees.
http://ultimateclassicrock.com/files/2015/11/HOH.jpg
https://youtu.be/nU615FaODCg
I’m really disappointed I didn’t get a chance to contribute to the earlier discussions. I would have had a LOT to say about Kathy Ireland, Elle Macpherson, and all those ladies of the 80s. That was a great time to grow up.
Well crap, what I meant was: hugs and kisses:
http://41.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mar006970c1rgjs0zo1_500.jpg
Balls is still up.
http://41.media.tumblr.com/b2f7bd220bf1ff596eb0d213d9bac021/tumblr_o0jc2kVZAP1ro956yo1_1280.jpg
Barely. I’ve just now had a chance to read the site. I turned into you so gradually I didn’t even notice!
https://vine.co/v/eXtJtMEtr29
Hugs and kisses.
http://45.media.tumblr.com/bf32f972260fc00363e2a026038a51cd/tumblr_mhpz2lyIjh1qhu608o1_1280.gif
Alright, folks. It’s been real. I need to finish up these tax notes because FML.
First tits in a movie? It was a glorious moment for many of us.
Mine was The God Father. Of course moments later they were blown up with a car bomb, so that set my still form mind back a few paces.
Mine were Erika Eleniak’s in Under Siege.
http://27.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lzbk4nXUVX1ro2c2ro6_r1_500.gif
That’s some damn fine first tits.
Under Spooge.
The first I remember are Jackie Swanson (Amanda Hunsaker) at the beginning of Lethal Weapon, but that can’t be right if that movie didn’t even come out until 1987. That said, that movie and the opening in particular left a Hell of an impact (so to speak).
http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-fauV9Vn-D3k/VIxrgRSSMGI/AAAAAAABzj0/aaG-_vpM3nw/s1600/07%2BJackie%2BSwanson%2Bas%2BAmanda%2BHunsaker.png
+2
Animal House.
AOA because.
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http://loverevolution21.com/images/burrito.gif
This show probably start some of the weird fantasies….
http://www.billmumy.com/mumy/filmography/TV/lis/cast_season1.jpg
Well, this one too.
http://www.agardenforthehouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/10/bewitched-2.jpg
There are great comedies of the late 70s and early 80s, but the teen comedies of that era as a group will ever be surpassed.
http://images.static-bluray.com/reviews/10067_5.jpg
Did you see the “Always Sunny” take-off on those movies a couple of weeks back? it was hilarious. The peephole in the shower scene played a prominent role.
I haven’t watched TV since Christmas. It’s on my list.
That wasn’t during the Bush era, but it was during the bush era.
http://images1.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20100405235344/beverlyhillbillies/images/6/62/Ellie_May.jpg
Shitty image.
Depends. It’s got a girl and her gun. What more do you need?
Great subject, poor resolution.
http://www.noise11.com/wp/wp-content/uploads/2015/01/Donna-Douglas.jpg
First goth chick.
http://msnbcmedia.msn.com/i/MSNBC/Components/Slideshows/_production/ss-090309-grey/ss-090309-grey-lilymunster.jpg
http://images6.fanpop.com/image/photos/33100000/The-Addams-Family-anjelica-huston-33154082-827-1250.jpg
Oh, man. Raul Julia was the fucking bomb in that.
Have you ever seen The Munsters?
No.
It was one of the better comedies on at the time and she was very good in it. I was on before recorded time, so I can see why.
The actress:
Yvonne DeCarlo
http://www.museumsyndicate.com/images/9/80760.jpg
or better pub photo:
http://doctormacro.com/Images/De%20Carlo,%20Yvonne/Annex/Annex%20-%20De%20Carlo,%20Yvonne%20(Slave%20Girl)_01.jpg
One of my earliest crushes. Had a couple SI pics hanging up in my room in late middle school
http://cdn23.us2.fansshare.com/photos/mollysims/full-molly-sims-304568966.jpg
Probably the first lesbian fantasy.
http://images6.fanpop.com/image/photos/36300000/Gilligan-s-Island-image-gilligans-island-36328263-599-467.jpg
The local Madam.
http://images.amazon.com/images/G/01/dvd/aplus/gunsmoke/gunsmoke1-hi.jpg
Business ignored by law enforcement.
Aw, nutsack. I didn’t mean to post the giant version of that gif.
No one’s complaining about the cleavage.
I certainly enjoyed it.
@ Moose: My first celeb crush. Lea Thompson, BTTF.
I was … six? seven? I was raised by animals.
Well, that is a good choice.
I’m not sure who mine was but the celebrities I was exposed to at that age were just television.
I had a weird crush on Nancy Travis growing up.
What?
I can dig it.
Hell, I probably crushed on some Skinemax actress even earlier, but I couldn’t ID any of them to save my balls.
Oh, shit. It may have been Kim Cattrall or the busty blonde from Police Academy the more I think about it.
I’m wrong. Between that and Big Trouble In Little China and Mannequin she was my SECOND celeb crush.
http://cache2.allpostersimages.com/p/LRG/59/5975/5T4QG00Z/posters/kim-cattrall-police-academy.jpg
This seems like a good time to bingewatch old episodes of Archer.
Let’s go!
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I had forgotten that Cheryl/Carol/Cristal/Charlene called herself Carina for one episode. Awesome.
When isnt a good time to binge Archer?
Question Of The Night:
Do you think that people should stop paying taxes at $118,500 per year?
That amount seems suspiciously specific.
https://www.paycor.com/resource-center/2016-social-security-taxable-wage-base-announced
“The Social Security Administration (SSA) announced on October 15, 2015, that the 2016 Social Security taxable wage base will be $118,500, the same wage base as in 2015.”
Oh, silly me. I assumed it was what Congressmen earned. Of course that’s too low for them.
They’re around $168,000 now, I think, higher for the Speaker and a handful of other positions.
For some of them, that’s tippin’ cash or hush money.
http://media.cq.com/50Richest/
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http://annstreetstudio.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/11/sbc-cookie-drip-980-980×551.gif
Sorry, that’s not safe for work…..
http://36.media.tumblr.com/48ffe5182094db77ca1122222df87398/tumblr_mzxc5oN1NP1r48lppo2_1280.png
Elle MacPherson, the girl I kicked Kathy Ireland to the curb for.
http://img.allw.mn/content/www/2010/08/111286691.jpg
I can assure you that neither of them was remotely aware that they were my girlfriend.
Oh yes, the golden era of SI Swimsuit.
http://45.media.tumblr.com/b7f3b4e5493c31a1c68b92d1eae07392/tumblr_nwlx5fYGMu1sgno73o1_400.gif
She’s 6’0″
<3
I’m 6’1″.
I’m totally in.
Sup.
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http://www.quickmeme.com/img/d8/d829201aac7cd941a34b5c8d90e974814b5eb6b85639c450824c92e47bd99223.jpg
So. Who won?
Clinton made better points, but she running to be President of the USA.
Sanders is running to change the country to Germany. Today Germany, not that other one.
I’m not sure Germany is socialist enough for Bernie. He’s a Scandinavia man through and through.
Simplistic, just the way you like it.
The latter seems more like Trump’s thing.
He strikes me more as a Genghis Khan wannabe. To him, Hitler was a loser.
I see London
I see France
I see Ho Chi Minh City
http://49.media.tumblr.com/612698f158b1f2a32633524c3cd78103/tumblr_nwqbstQn4T1ub2xx8o1_500.gif
That looks just like the version of “Ms. Saigon” I took my wife to at ‘Uncle Touchy’s Naked Puzzle Room & Dinner Theater.’
UNCLE TOUCHYS NAKED PUZZLE BASEMENT…YOU WON’T WEAR A SHIRT AND YOU’LL CRY…
http://45.media.tumblr.com/0d7efea35708b38b97c37df20b97a72e/tumblr_mvu6a4EQeN1s00ervo1_250.gif
I’m convinced Oswalt made that song up on the spot during that show and it never fails to crack me up.
“I offered that song to Bob Seger; he’s never called me back.”
Wow. Groundbreaking for Goldman Sachs off r****it.
http://i.imgur.com/cclqSig.jpg
“Frank Curses the Dodgers”
I was so in love with her in high school thanks to her appearing in a couple Aerosmith videos.
http://113.imagebam.com/download/2b-3JRREfdj5j4qlfZ5KVA/46339/463386620/41.jpg
Possibly the creepiest twist ever on “Take Your Daughter to Work” Day.
My first boyhood crush. Linda Blair.
http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/510pXhfbgmL._SY445_.jpg
I may have had a different viewing of The Exorcist than most everybody else.
That’s the pic you chose of your childhood crush?
Better that than the vomiting scene.
It’s from Born Innocent. A very special after school special.
I’ve never wanted to be a broom handle so bad.
The women in prison-sloitation was a whole genre.
Are we doing first crushes? Because I got Kathy ireland
http://cdn-jpg.si.com/sites/default/files/styles/inline_gallery_desktop/public/2013/06/ireland.jpg?itok=ID0-8Oou
Quickly overtaken by Elle MacPherson but Kathy was the first.
Oh, Liv wasn’t even remotely my first celeb crush.
OK, spill.
Maybe my wording wasn’t the best.
If anyone really thinks there’s a god, just know that Walter Payton is dead and Dick Cheney is on his 84th artificial heart.
Yes, but if there is a God, Payton is currently playing touch football with Jesus and Cheney has a reserved place in Hell waiting for him.
Hell’s afraid he’ll take over.
God just needed a ringer RB for his football team after making a drunken bet with Satan.
That would explain why O.J. was acquitted and hasn’t been shanked in prison yet.
He could have produced a better fantasy quarterback than Steve McNair though.
He and Roberto Clemente are on the list of Hall of Fame athletes who died way too damned young.
Todd: “Are you going to critize Clinton on the emails?”
Sanders: “No.”
Todd: “Why not.”
Sanders: “Because I want to be V.P. and Hillary is married to Bill. He’s going to have a lot of free time as First Gentleman. She may not survive the first term.”
Good lord, its still going on?
Yes. Painfully, yes.
It also looks like high intelligence compared to the shitbag drippings that was the Republican “debate”… how sad.
Not like the bar was set really high….
What? Those are your boys there.
Rubio and Kasich are my boys.
Cruz and Trump are my nephews that give my last name a bad name.
Figures.
Sanders: “Because it is a straw man hyped by the GOP and Fox.”
Jesus Dent does not like Ditka or Flute at all.
At. All.
Dent was always my favorite for a reason. Ditka = *fart noise*
HEY LOOK SHILL DITKA IS A FUCKING SHILL.
Richard Dent is ass-blasting Ditka for forgetting to get Payton a TD in the Super Bowl.
Good stuff.
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