Your “Look At You Roger! No Player (that we know of) Sullied Your Precious Game Today” Open Thread

The Roger must be working overtime babysitting all these fellas that are trouble-waiting-to-happen incarnate. I can’t see any other explanation for why the game doesn’t have a black eye again today. Pink eye is a whole different matter though-just a matter of time…

I keep harping on the NBA having so few watchable games but let’s sally forth down that dark corridor once again, shall we? Using the criteria of “teams that are more than 2 games over .500 playing each other” this league gives us…nada, nil and nothing. Using the same parameters the NHL should probably suck balls as well. Oops. Only MIN/NYR, NYI/WASH, DET/FLA, SJ/STL, PHI/NASH, DAL/COLO, CHI/ARI and ANA/LA fit the bill. College ball has #8 TAMU/VAN, COLO/#16 ORE and a tilt between two unranked teams, OSU and WISCY. The reason I bring this game to your attention is because interim coach Greg Gard was put into an impossible position (taking over for The Grinch, who retired out of nowhere) and has put together a 4 game win streak with victories over #4 MSU and # 19 Indiana. Keep an eye out for these guys-this 13-9 team is better than their current record. TO THE COMMENTS!

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Brick Meathook
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WCS

One last take (TAEK?)

WCS

Yeah, he knew what the fuck he was doing behind a set of drums.

Beerguyrob

‘Night big man. Pills are now good; edge taken off.

WCS

John Bonham knew what he was doing behind a drum kit.

WCS

I may be alone here, but, today I finally vanished a foe that was haunting me for almost five years.
I’m celebrating.


Beerguyrob

Satan?

Beerguyrob

Oh, and congrats. I’m just up listening to music while the pills take effect.

Horatio Cornblower

Just skimming through this stuff this morning and I’m pretty sure WCS killed Huey Lewis or Bruce Hornsby.

Beerguyrob

Since I’m up fighting the flu, how’s about a little tribute music?

http://www.thexboxhub.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/09/earth-wind-and-fire.jpg

https://youtu.be/Gs069dndIYk

Beerguyrob
Beerguyrob
Beerguyrob

Now, for the inevitable Glenn Frey. I prefer The Eagles.

http://www.dw.com/image/0,,18988191_303,00.jpg

https://youtu.be/FhH3mRkKDX8

Beerguyrob

In honour of Robert Stigwood, and introduced by Natalie Cole, The Bee Gees.

http://images.45cat.com/the-bee-gees-nights-on-broadway-rso-2.jpg

https://youtu.be/F2SDf42guB4

Beerguyrob
Beerguyrob

Jesus, 2016 has sucked pretty hard so far for taking some good musical talent.

Beerguyrob

Going back into late 2015, of course there’s the patron saint of the Jack & Coke himself.

http://nme.assets.ipccdn.co.uk/images/2008Motorhead01Getty120914.article_x4.jpg

https://youtu.be/1iwC2QljLn4

Beerguyrob

Ron Ford, also known as “The Prophet” from the P-Funk. So, how about “Give Up the Funk”.

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https://youtu.be/Aegs-CR8ZdM

Beerguyrob
Beerguyrob

One that completely missed me when it happened. Gary Marker, of Rising Sons with Ry Cooder & Taj Mahal. Their version of “Statesboro Blues” is fantastic.

http://cdn.discogs.com/2kxHqEFk9KgJZu4yAQIbNWCXcUA=/fit-in/300×300/filters:strip_icc():format(jpeg):mode_rgb()/discogs-images/R-2748571-1411814001-6286.jpeg.jpg

https://youtu.be/qEw0Lt8xgcA

Beerguyrob
Beerguyrob

Ahh. The pills are starting to work. Gonna wrap up the hour in honour of Cynthia Robinson of Sly & The Family Stone.

http://www.soulwalking.co.uk/%A5Artist%20GIF%20Images/Sly-&-Family-Stone-2004.jpg

https://youtu.be/am04NZL8pA4

Beerguyrob

One more, to just get back to the start of November 2015 so I can finish on a finite point. Eddie Hoh, drummer for The Mamas & The Papas, and session drummer for The Monkees.

http://ultimateclassicrock.com/files/2015/11/HOH.jpg

https://youtu.be/nU615FaODCg

ballsofsteelandfury

I’m really disappointed I didn’t get a chance to contribute to the earlier discussions. I would have had a LOT to say about Kathy Ireland, Elle Macpherson, and all those ladies of the 80s. That was a great time to grow up.

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh
Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

Well crap, what I meant was: hugs and kisses:

http://41.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mar006970c1rgjs0zo1_500.jpg

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ballsofsteelandfury

Barely. I’ve just now had a chance to read the site. I turned into you so gradually I didn’t even notice!

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Unsurprised
Unsurprised

Alright, folks. It’s been real. I need to finish up these tax notes because FML.

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh
Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

First tits in a movie? It was a glorious moment for many of us.

Mine was The God Father. Of course moments later they were blown up with a car bomb, so that set my still form mind back a few paces.

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BrettFavresColonoscopy

Mine were Erika Eleniak’s in Under Siege.

http://27.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lzbk4nXUVX1ro2c2ro6_r1_500.gif

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh
Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

That’s some damn fine first tits.

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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

Under Spooge.

Unsurprised
Unsurprised

The first I remember are Jackie Swanson (Amanda Hunsaker) at the beginning of Lethal Weapon, but that can’t be right if that movie didn’t even come out until 1987. That said, that movie and the opening in particular left a Hell of an impact (so to speak).

Unsurprised
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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh
Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

+2

Cuntler
Cuntler

Animal House.

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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh
Moose -The End Is Well Nigh
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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

This show probably start some of the weird fantasies….

http://www.billmumy.com/mumy/filmography/TV/lis/cast_season1.jpg

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Unsurprised
Unsurprised

There are great comedies of the late 70s and early 80s, but the teen comedies of that era as a group will ever be surpassed.

http://images.static-bluray.com/reviews/10067_5.jpg

Horatio Cornblower

Did you see the “Always Sunny” take-off on those movies a couple of weeks back? it was hilarious. The peephole in the shower scene played a prominent role.

Unsurprised
Unsurprised

I haven’t watched TV since Christmas. It’s on my list.

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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

That wasn’t during the Bush era, but it was during the bush era.

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Shitty image.

Unsurprised
Unsurprised

Depends. It’s got a girl and her gun. What more do you need?

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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

Great subject, poor resolution.

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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh
Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

Have you ever seen The Munsters?

Unsurprised
Unsurprised

No.

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh
Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

It was one of the better comedies on at the time and she was very good in it. I was on before recorded time, so I can see why.

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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh
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Sharkbait

One of my earliest crushes. Had a couple SI pics hanging up in my room in late middle school

http://cdn23.us2.fansshare.com/photos/mollysims/full-molly-sims-304568966.jpg

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh
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Business ignored by law enforcement.

Unsurprised
Unsurprised

Aw, nutsack. I didn’t mean to post the giant version of that gif.

BrettFavresColonoscopy

No one’s complaining about the cleavage.

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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

I certainly enjoyed it.

Unsurprised
Unsurprised

@ Moose: My first celeb crush. Lea Thompson, BTTF.

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I was … six? seven? I was raised by animals.

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh
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Well, that is a good choice.

I’m not sure who mine was but the celebrities I was exposed to at that age were just television.

BrettFavresColonoscopy

I had a weird crush on Nancy Travis growing up.

What?

Unsurprised
Unsurprised

I can dig it.

Hell, I probably crushed on some Skinemax actress even earlier, but I couldn’t ID any of them to save my balls.

Unsurprised
Unsurprised

Oh, shit. It may have been Kim Cattrall or the busty blonde from Police Academy the more I think about it.

Unsurprised
Unsurprised

I’m wrong. Between that and Big Trouble In Little China and Mannequin she was my SECOND celeb crush.

http://cache2.allpostersimages.com/p/LRG/59/5975/5T4QG00Z/posters/kim-cattrall-police-academy.jpg

BrettFavresColonoscopy

This seems like a good time to bingewatch old episodes of Archer.

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh
Moose -The End Is Well Nigh
BrettFavresColonoscopy

I had forgotten that Cheryl/Carol/Cristal/Charlene called herself Carina for one episode. Awesome.

Sharkbait

When isnt a good time to binge Archer?

Sill Bimmons
Sill Bimmons

Question Of The Night:

Do you think that people should stop paying taxes at $118,500 per year?

Unsurprised
Unsurprised

That amount seems suspiciously specific.

Sill Bimmons
Sill Bimmons

https://www.paycor.com/resource-center/2016-social-security-taxable-wage-base-announced

“The Social Security Administration (SSA) announced on October 15, 2015, that the 2016 Social Security taxable wage base will be $118,500, the same wage base as in 2015.”

Unsurprised
Unsurprised

Oh, silly me. I assumed it was what Congressmen earned. Of course that’s too low for them.

BrettFavresColonoscopy

They’re around $168,000 now, I think, higher for the Speaker and a handful of other positions.

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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

For some of them, that’s tippin’ cash or hush money.

http://media.cq.com/50Richest/

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Sorry, that’s not safe for work…..

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Sill Bimmons
Sill Bimmons

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Horatio Cornblower

Elle MacPherson, the girl I kicked Kathy Ireland to the curb for.

http://img.allw.mn/content/www/2010/08/111286691.jpg

I can assure you that neither of them was remotely aware that they were my girlfriend.

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Inanimate Carbon Rod Marinelli

She’s 6’0″

<3

Horatio Cornblower

I’m 6’1″.

I’m totally in.

BrettFavresColonoscopy

Sup.

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Redshirt
Sharkbait

So. Who won?

Redshirt

Clinton made better points, but she running to be President of the USA.
Sanders is running to change the country to Germany. Today Germany, not that other one.

Horatio Cornblower

I’m not sure Germany is socialist enough for Bernie. He’s a Scandinavia man through and through.

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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

Simplistic, just the way you like it.

WCS

The latter seems more like Trump’s thing.

Unsurprised
Unsurprised

He strikes me more as a Genghis Khan wannabe. To him, Hitler was a loser.

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Horatio Cornblower

That looks just like the version of “Ms. Saigon” I took my wife to at ‘Uncle Touchy’s Naked Puzzle Room & Dinner Theater.’

Shogun Marcus

UNCLE TOUCHYS NAKED PUZZLE BASEMENT…YOU WON’T WEAR A SHIRT AND YOU’LL CRY…

Porky Prime
Porky Prime
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Horatio Cornblower

I’m convinced Oswalt made that song up on the spot during that show and it never fails to crack me up.

“I offered that song to Bob Seger; he’s never called me back.”

Unsurprised
Unsurprised

Wow. Groundbreaking for Goldman Sachs off r****it.

http://i.imgur.com/cclqSig.jpg

Porky Prime
Porky Prime

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Sharkbait

“Frank Curses the Dodgers”

Unsurprised
Unsurprised

I was so in love with her in high school thanks to her appearing in a couple Aerosmith videos.

http://113.imagebam.com/download/2b-3JRREfdj5j4qlfZ5KVA/46339/463386620/41.jpg

Horatio Cornblower

Possibly the creepiest twist ever on “Take Your Daughter to Work” Day.

laserguru

My first boyhood crush. Linda Blair.

http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/510pXhfbgmL._SY445_.jpg

I may have had a different viewing of The Exorcist than most everybody else.

Redshirt

That’s the pic you chose of your childhood crush?

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Unsurprised
Unsurprised

Better that than the vomiting scene.

laserguru

It’s from Born Innocent. A very special after school special.

I’ve never wanted to be a broom handle so bad.

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh
Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

The women in prison-sloitation was a whole genre.

Horatio Cornblower

Are we doing first crushes? Because I got Kathy ireland

http://cdn-jpg.si.com/sites/default/files/styles/inline_gallery_desktop/public/2013/06/ireland.jpg?itok=ID0-8Oou

Quickly overtaken by Elle MacPherson but Kathy was the first.

Unsurprised
Unsurprised

Oh, Liv wasn’t even remotely my first celeb crush.

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh
Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

OK, spill.

Maybe my wording wasn’t the best.

Horatio Cornblower

If anyone really thinks there’s a god, just know that Walter Payton is dead and Dick Cheney is on his 84th artificial heart.

Redshirt

Yes, but if there is a God, Payton is currently playing touch football with Jesus and Cheney has a reserved place in Hell waiting for him.

Unsurprised
Unsurprised

Hell’s afraid he’ll take over.

Cuntler
Cuntler

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God just needed a ringer RB for his football team after making a drunken bet with Satan.

Redshirt

That would explain why O.J. was acquitted and hasn’t been shanked in prison yet.

laserguru

He could have produced a better fantasy quarterback than Steve McNair though.

Inanimate Carbon Rod Marinelli

He and Roberto Clemente are on the list of Hall of Fame athletes who died way too damned young.

Redshirt

Todd: “Are you going to critize Clinton on the emails?”
Sanders: “No.”
Todd: “Why not.”
Sanders: “Because I want to be V.P. and Hillary is married to Bill. He’s going to have a lot of free time as First Gentleman. She may not survive the first term.”

Sharkbait

Good lord, its still going on?

Redshirt

Yes. Painfully, yes.

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh
Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

It also looks like high intelligence compared to the shitbag drippings that was the Republican “debate”… how sad.

Redshirt

Not like the bar was set really high….

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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

What? Those are your boys there.

Redshirt

Rubio and Kasich are my boys.

Cruz and Trump are my nephews that give my last name a bad name.

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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

Figures.

Porky Prime
Porky Prime

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Sanders: “Because it is a straw man hyped by the GOP and Fox.”

Horatio Cornblower

Jesus Dent does not like Ditka or Flute at all.

At. All.

Cuntler
Cuntler

Dent was always my favorite for a reason. Ditka = *fart noise*

Inanimate Carbon Rod Marinelli

HEY LOOK SHILL DITKA IS A FUCKING SHILL.

Beerguyrob

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Horatio Cornblower

Richard Dent is ass-blasting Ditka for forgetting to get Payton a TD in the Super Bowl.

Good stuff.

WCS
WCS