The Roger must be working overtime babysitting all these fellas that are trouble-waiting-to-happen incarnate. I can’t see any other explanation for why the game doesn’t have a black eye again today. Pink eye is a whole different matter though-just a matter of time…
I keep harping on the NBA having so few watchable games but let’s sally forth down that dark corridor once again, shall we? Using the criteria of “teams that are more than 2 games over .500 playing each other” this league gives us…nada, nil and nothing. Using the same parameters the NHL should probably suck balls as well. Oops. Only MIN/NYR, NYI/WASH, DET/FLA, SJ/STL, PHI/NASH, DAL/COLO, CHI/ARI and ANA/LA fit the bill. College ball has #8 TAMU/VAN, COLO/#16 ORE and a tilt between two unranked teams, OSU and WISCY. The reason I bring this game to your attention is because interim coach Greg Gard was put into an impossible position (taking over for The Grinch, who retired out of nowhere) and has put together a 4 game win streak with victories over #4 MSU and # 19 Indiana. Keep an eye out for these guys-this 13-9 team is better than their current record. TO THE COMMENTS!
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Schoolgirl Report 2 (1971)
Just a friendly reminder that Norman Braman, the guy currently bankrolling Marco Rubio, is the same guy that thought Buddy Ryan would be a great head coach.
So that means Rubio is a lock to carry Pennsylvania but lose nationally?
Not even Philly if the Eagles are any indication.
He’ll win the Pitts region. And would win it in the general.
The forecast for my city is now 8 inches of snow. I am also off. What time should I start drinking?
Yes.
At least an hour ago.
About 18″ at my place by Tuesday. A bunch of schools closed, so I hope you already started.
That is an accurate depiction of me shoveling (minus the wealth).
When RU waking up?
I rec 10 mins later.
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.02 BAC ago
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MAAAAAAAAAAAKE OOOOOOOOOOOOOUUUUUUUUTTTTTTTTT!!
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In no way SFW
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OHAI
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Yah gotta love the Jerz in plathor pants.
Dat Ass.
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The scene in this week’s episode where she walked into the cell phone store and said her phone was problem because it wasn’t showing her any picture of dude’s junk was amazing.
’85 Bears Cons: Obnoxious motherfuckers who would have eclipsed the ’72 Dolphins’ obnoxiousness had they gone undefeated
’85 Bears Pros: Sacked Simms a fuckton of times and beat the Patriots
Exposed Bears “fans” formerly well hidden in the closet.
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Revealed a great fucking defense that was a pleasure to watch.
Yeah but beating the Patriots back then was like beating the Bears now.
I meant their defense all year long, except for the Miami game when Marino ripped them a new asshole.
http://www.pro-football-reference.com/teams/chi/1985.htm
While the Pats had a good team that year there were several NFC teams that were superior.
Rick and Morty debate: does Rick nearly attempt suicide at the end of the episode with Unity?
I believe so.
If he does it is only for selfish reasons. Have you met him?
I also believe so.
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I can’t remember: Are any of the lawyers here also part of the Portland contingent?
Speaking of beer, I sampled some 10.5% ABV beer yesterday at a local grocer called Everybody’s Collaboration and it was amazing. I think it’s this, but I recall it being lighter than the photos. I’ve mainly abstained from drinking until this exam is over, but once it is and god willing I have money, I want to explore the wide world of Portland brewing.
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Are you studying for the bar?
Best advice I can give you is to relax. The people who pass with A’s and the people who pass with D’s are all lawyers. Don’t psych yourself out.
Yeah. Oregon bar, February exam.
You’ll be fine. Read your guide books a bunch and on the essays just try to identify and discuss as many related issues as you can without coming to any definite conclusions.
I mean shit, it worked for me.
Out in Oregon you might want to bone up on federal land ownership laws.
Also, study how you study. Don’t listen to random advice from people about how they did it. Dumb. I have taken and passed the California, Colorado, and Wyoming bar exams. Like Horatio said, you just have to do better than 20% of the people that take it.
Not watching the 30-For-30, but I will. Those Bears teams should have won at least another Super Bowl, if not more. Further proof Ditka really was shit.
As a born and raised Bears fan, that was amazing. Also, I wish they would have won more, but that team was just fucking perfect, including the loss. That defense was fucking amazing. That 49ers game made me so happy. They fucking CRUSHED them.
A quiet, sad, reflective Mike Singletary may be more terrifying than that psycho in those Saw movies.
Me at the liquor store today: “Hey, did you guys get the Ballast Point Pineapple yet”
Clerk: “No, but that and the mango should be in tomorrow”
Me: “See you tomorrow’
Clerk: “So just these two six-packs then?”
Me: “Yep”
I’m getting 6-8 inches of snow tomorrow. The liquor store at the bottom of my street better be ready to see me again tomorrow.
And they’d better be well-stocked.
Hey me too! Are we neighbors?
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Steve McMichael looks like hell.
I blame his stint in pro wrestling.
Oh shit, they got real people who invested with Madoff to speak. No cameo by the Wilpons, however.
I hate those fucking assholes.
But, fun fact for Non-Mets out there.
Fred Wilpon was a pitcher on his High School baseball team. The first baseman…
Sandy Koufax.
I’m watching the 30-30 on Da’ Bears. You forget how goddamn fantastic Payton was. Just ridiculous.
I was 4,I loved how he chose to hit defenders. (still a Bears fan, never quit when I moved to WI)
I was 10. Perfect team for my age. I remember asking my Dad what a slut was when all the Jim McMahon stuff came out. Good times.
He should’ve had a Super Bowl TD. They were toying with the Pats at the end. How could have they forgot about Payton?
Just one of many reasons I can’t stand Ditka.
I cant forgive him for that either
Who else is really enjoying the irony of a bunch of “neo-masculinists” scraping a meeting due to safety fears?
The fuck’s a “neo-masculinist”?
A scared little man who is unconscious trapped inside the belief of validating himself via a woman’s approval but who realizes such a thing is not guaranteed because woman have actual free will so he resents women and falls back on enforcing retrograde gender roles because they are a safe structure to hide beneath and ensure feminine approval by depriving a woman of the ability to choose otherwise.
Also they’re douchebags– wait, no… rooshbags. They rooshbags.
/highfives self
Mad college virgins.
Boobs. NSFW
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Gotta say Richard Dreyfuss as Bernie Madoff is doing a great job of making us hate a guy we already hate. Even if it’s a bit cheesy.
I still love his performance as Dick Cheney in W. I remembered Dreyfuss as the hippie-ish oceanographer in Jaws, the music teacher in Mr Holland’s Opus. I didn’t think he would be hateable enough as Cheney.
Its like Cheney’s spirit possessed Dreyfuss for the role. It was perfect.
I thought everyone cast in W. was spot-on.
I don’t particularly hate Madoff for the same reason that he was prosecuted and Wall Street got off—he fucked over a bunch of rich people.
This is true. I think a lot of it’s the smarm.
And also a bunch of charities that were influenced by their rich donors. And plenty of people who were had plenty of money, but weren’t rich, just had a rich friend.
I would have been ecstatic if the Wilpons lost every penny. New ownership!
Good point. :/
ICE GIANTS WIN!
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Smoothies for all!
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I guess Imgur is still broken.
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LAWTSA FUN HAWKEY STUFF A TRANSPIRIN
All my dad talks about is how every show won’t shut up about Canadian teams, even though they suck. I fucking hate NBC sports I think it would be more tolerable if ESPN ever covered a sport other than football
It is a sad state of affairs up here bud.
BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
I guess?
Hillary gettin’ pissed. Bernie is just always pissed, being an old Jewish man.
Not watching. Should I be?
Nah. Spare yourself the inanity.
Bernie: “I love Hillary, but she’s not progressive enough.”
Hillary: “I love Bernie, but he’s too extreme to get anything done.”
You’re up to speed.
Wow, you’re reading my mind.
I’ve felt the Bern since the mid 90’s(phrasing).
But I really don’t know who I would prefer as the nominee.
Hil, she’ll make the trains run on time. But, I can’t imagine the obstructionist behavior from the Repubs in congress. They’ve hated that woman for 24 years.
But, the Bern is an avowed Socialist. The only thing more anathema to the general electorate would be a Muslim or an Atheist, and I don’t know which they would hate more.
The Republican Party is going to have to split off the Tea Party Cancer in order to get stuff done.
They may have to cut off a limb to save the body.
Really, it’s like 1960’s Albie Hoffman took over Dems, but he was a mean nasty asshole.
Well he was, but you get my point.
Hillary: “I love Bernie, but he’s too extreme to get anything done.”
Worked pretty fucking well for Republicans. You don’t start negotiating from the middle. That’s amateur hour idiocy.
Negotiation only works if you choose a starting point with a intention to go down to what you really want.
The New Age Radical Republicans choose a starting points and stay there.
And look what they’ve accomplished. Most especially when W was in office.
Not because he’s an old Jewish man.
It’s because he’s a native born son of the People’s Republic of Brooklyn.
Every native Brooklynite I’ve ever met sounds like they’re pissed off at all times.
It must be the latent hatred of the rest of NYC.
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NSFW Redhead again.
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Ah. That was worth effort to cut and paste the link.
Goddamn Bama signed 16 five-star recruits. The next highest? USC with five.
Sixteen?! Holy shit.
Well at least Ohio State got one Championship before the Tide began their dynasty.
There weren’t any Roll Tide (detergent) .gifs that weren’t imgur:(
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Refuses to take off her top
1/10 would never bang, ever
Assuming there are curtains, I doubt they match the drapes.
The Ben would have left off the “D”.
Iwould be very happy to give her the D.
No, Bernie. We remember where we were 7 years ago. That’s why Jeb is in the lower single digits and the douchebags are running the asylum.
Wow. Hilary v2.5 is going for a 2nd Round KO to end this insurrection.
Cripes. I want this bar exam to be over already.
Is everyone here a lawyer or educator? Except Marc, he’s a just a porn hound.
I make the world safe for television.
I’m a loveable disgrace to my family.
Wow, I’ve met my twin.
And I’m in the admin side at a College. So sort of.
I’m no longer an educator.
I play violin for fun and profit, but as a result of that I teach on the side, so I’ll retract what I just said. But “educator” seems like a strong word for me…
Odds are some of us educators are eventually going to need lawyers.
DFO: Come for the football, stay for the high brow dick jokes.
That’s why I followed you all from KSK.
NSFW Redhead
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Marc goes whoopsie…
Your posts are intriguing to me and I would like to subscribe to your newsletter.
Use the enter key to have link be multiple lines.
I see nuzzink!
Did someone down below say ‘Claudia Cardinale’ and ‘The Professionals’?
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Yes, yes I did.
Fuck my phone. It won’t display the picture/gif that I assume allows the Commentariat to appreciate her “talent.”
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I wanted to do no work to find a pic, but I had to go through 3 pics to find this one. I want it known I had to try to find this shitty pic
Your efforts are noted and appreciated.
This Clinton-Sanders debate, I call it a Patriots-Steelers game because no matter who wins, it’ll make me want to punk.
Punk?
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puke. See what the Democrats have done to the Educational System?!
Wait, another one? I thought there was one last night?
That was a townhall. This is a debate. Tomorrow they’re going bowling on Fox News.
An ambulance just pulled up outside my apartment. Am I dead? Has the booze finally won?
If you were sober enough to call an ambulance you are still on the waiting list
Depends. Did you piss someone off while drunk? They could’ve called that ambulance for you in advance.
I wasn’t raised on these movies but I sure do have a weakness for ‘properly-paced’ 60’s/early 70’s movies that took their time. Cool Hand Luke, Bullitt, The Bridge Over The River Kwai, Lawrence of Arabia, Judgement at Nuremburg, The Conversation, In The Heat Of The Night, M.A.S.H.,-can’t say enough about these pics.
“Can’t believe you forgot about us!”
-The Dirty Dozen and The Great Escape
You seemed to left Dog Day Afternoon and Taxi Driver off this list. 2/10 would not bang.
Both of those are highly overrated internet dad. I mean I am not saying they aren’t good, but just not classics
I saw Cool Hand Luke and Bullitt much too late in life. Both are classics
The Profssionals. One of the most underrated Westerns of all time.
Burt Lancaster, Lee Marvin, 28 year Claudia Cardinale, Ralph Bellamy, Robert Ryan, Jack Palance(playing a Pancho Villa like character), and Woody Fucking Strode; Sgt Rutledge himself.
You had me at Claudia Cardinale.
Re: my last comment. The rich side of my family helped Sam Walton found Walmart. Died a rich 100+ millionaire and gave it all away
HEY GUYS
hope your cold is better, your hump week excellent, and your bae search fruitful!
Yas, meh, buhhhhhhh
how are you Hippo
Reading a nice long book on the October Revolution, have a 12-hour (yes, 9am to 9-fucking-pm on a Friday) firm retreat to “look forward to” tomorrow. But have this weird feeling Denver is gonna win, so can;t complain!!
Howdy, howdy, howdy.
hey
I got a Xmas check from the rich side of my family that will pay my credit card bill for a couple months, also I am entirely too drunk for 7:30. What is going on guys?
And by that you mean “You gon drank more,” correct?
JOY HARMON IS IN THE HOUSE!!!!!
I’m a little ashamed to admit this…but I thought teh f/x OJ thingy was purty good.
David Schwimmer should be boiled alive, though. That guy is just the fucking worst.
Cool Hand Luke is on TCM. If you don’t watch it you get a night in the box.
You should eat 50 eggs to commemorate it.
50 eggs? What we got here is a failure to communicate. 25 max.
Takin’ em off here boss(my pants).
/Realizes is out of booze.
Puttin’ em on here boss.
mental note: NEVAR time travel, commit petty crime in the Deep South
All’s I know is, some asshole coach up and quits in November and December to try and force MY cracker ass to hire his butt-buddy assistant for a job he doesn’t really merit (otherwise, why the Dean Smith-ish shenanigans?), I fucking hire the janitor to finish out the season as the interim dude.
One of the best things leading up to Sunday is going and buying SO MUCH ALCOHOL and trying to figure out which types of strange brews to force on my friends.
I’m at the point where I want to start showing up at beer gardens with a case of Corona and a case of limes. Who wants a REAL beer?
At least we know Dallas is a safe place for him. His mandatory courses will be taught by Greg Hardy.
idk about the no sullying the game thing
https://www.yahoo.com/sports/blogs/nfl-shutdown-corner/report–johnny-manziel-hit-ex-girlfriend-and-threatened-her-life-233233544.html
So there is no doubt after these allegations that JFF goes to Dallas now right?
JFF and Greg. UNDER ONE ROOF?
Darren Sharper says you misspelled roofie.