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I sat on a jury years ago, 2nd degree attempted murder case. One day the defendant wore sneakers with his suit to court. It was that day I knew he was guilty.
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ballsofsteelandfury

Holy shit, Hotel Zaza mention!! I’ve been there…

Excellent job, as with the previous one. Seriously, I feel like a monkey with a typewriter when I read these things. Great job!

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh
Senor Weaselo

Zombie Scalia AND a Guts reference? This is the greatest thing I have ever read.

montythisseemsstrangetome

“Johnny Mandrell must kermit himself to foosball.”

-Emmitt Smith

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

It’s funny to see Gruden make an appearance here, because just this very morning I was toying with the idea of having him show up in some context to explain the Apple vs. FBI situation.

Sill Bimmons
BrettFavresColonoscopy

How dare you make me agree with Ron Jaworski?!

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

What was it that Hodge said? Something to the affect of ‘Teams should not draft him before the fifth or sixth round.” Sometimes CTE surfers have moments of clarity.

Horatio Cornblower

This is great long-form journalism. It’s like SB Nation, without the rape.

entropy

The “quotes” from Fitch and Gruden have the dual benefit of being both hilarious and somehow sounding like something these assholes would say. This has been incredible work so far.

montythisseemsstrangetome

I would TOTALLY listen to this podcast. Might be better than the Bergdahl one.

theeWeeBabySeamus

Yay ScaliaZombie.
He’s never looked better.