DFO Euro 2016 Preview – Turkey

Senor Weaselo

Senor Weaselo

Senor Weaselo plays the violin. He tucks it right under his chin. When he isn’t doing that, he enjoys watching his teams (Yankees, Jets, Knicks, and Rangers), trying to ingest enough capsaicin to make himself breathe fire (it hasn’t happened yet), and scheming to acquire the Bryant Park zamboni.
Senor Weaselo

Sorry I’m late with this, hoped I’d have it up by their first game. Anyway, here are my thoughts on the Turkish team aka the Crescent-Stars, ranked 18th in the FIFA rankings and playing Croatia (lost 1-0), Spain, and the Czech Republic in Group D:

Fuck ’em.

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Pictured: The Armenian Genocide memorial complex in Yerevan.

 

Senor Weaselo
Senor Weaselo
Senor Weaselo plays the violin. He tucks it right under his chin. When he isn't doing that, he enjoys watching his teams (Yankees, Jets, Knicks, and Rangers), trying to ingest enough capsaicin to make himself breathe fire (it hasn't happened yet), and scheming to acquire the Bryant Park zamboni.

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King Hippo
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Man, do teh Irish crowd look Drunk. As. Fuck.

TWO Evertonian starters, BTW. Seamus Coleman at RB, James McCarthy on the right in midfield. But GO SWEDEN (uff da??) because I have them in the pool.

jjfozz
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Wow. Next thing we’ll see is the Italian crowd with big noses.

jjfozz
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Finally, a soccer related post that makes 100% sense to me.

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly
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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh
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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

“Seconded!!”

-Armenians

King Hippo
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Spain and teh Czechs are in Turkey’s group, so this is still timely and relevant in my hungover view. Huzzah FOAR Senor Weaselo!!

packman_jon
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FUN FACT: The Armenian Genocide directly lead to the Kardashians becoming A Thing. Not joking.

Also,

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh
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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh
Wakezilla
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Istanbul is the greatest city to visit on planet earth. I was there during their 08 Euro run and it was such a fun party city. I highly recommend you go there. Of course, the rich history and their locations are all within short walking distance of each other, which is quite nice.

Also, they have very attractive women

http://ilarge.lisimg.com/image/4096235/960full-hadise.jpg

http://static.vidivodo.com/vidivodo/vidservers/server01/videos/2014/11/02/14/v201411021403191252648.mp4.jpg

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh
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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh
JerBear50
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JerBear50

But certainly a delight.

Wakezilla
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HNNNNNNNGH!

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh
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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

Have we just spotted an elusive belly dancer fetish?

ballsofsteelandfury
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I gotta say, I fucking LOVE the tags for this post!