Your “Ceausescu/Hoxha-WHO YA GOT?!” Soccer Open Thread

I know nothing about these teams-let’s just get that out there. But I do love me the soccer/football. It’s so damn hot up in The Canada right now but I’ve already got some hiking, kayaking and yard work done and now I’m done. Does beer make the pain of a good workout go away? God, I hope so. Now….LET’S GO!

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Redshirt

Win or lose, I don’t think Cleveland has anything to be ashamed of. They’re doing a pretty good job.

rockingdog

coach what’s the play?
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JustStopDude
Sill Bimmons

Could have been better timing for that Rocket Mortgage ad…

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theeWeeBabySeamus

For being widely proclaimed to be over after game two, this series didn’t turn out half bad.

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

Rocket Mortgage, because taking a thirty year loan is something you want to do in ten seconds using an app.

Brick Meathook

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theeWeeBabySeamus

Act like ya been there before you little shithead.

Sill Bimmons

GLOOORREEEEE BOOOOOOOYYYYYYYYYYY

Redshirt

The new Refrigerator with cameras showing the shelves. Because there is never anything behind the stuff up front.

rockingdog

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yikes!

Brick Meathook

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rockingdog

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Sill Bimmons

It makes you wonder what them doing it right would have looked like.

The Maestro

That… is gonna leave a mark.

Brick Meathook

TWO SHEDS!

Sill Bimmons

Better than that “Two Jackets” twatwaffle.

Redshirt

Hey, The Rock is on AKA 007: The Retirement Years

Redshirt

How would you define Cleveland fans right now:

optimistic?
pessimistic?
resigned to what’s going to happen?

JustStopDude

Unemployed.

Drunk.

Chronically Depressed.

Sill Bimmons

Too busy trying to avoid bail bondsmen to care?

Redshirt

Designated Survivor: 24-West Wing Fan Fiction

Sill Bimmons

The Bucs may be shit at the moment but you still don’t run on Gregory Polanco.

Duchess

I will say this took the GF to Finding Dory last night and it is pretty entertaining. Even if you can get yourself over the whole cast of Modern Family randomly thrown in there ’cause synergy.

theeWeeBabySeamus

Glad to hear it.
Promised to take my niece to see it one day this coming week. Then realized I would have no way to get “altered” between the car and the screen, what with a 10 yr old in tow. Was really worried it was going to be 2 hours of sober torture.

Sill Bimmons

“Public Calamity.”

For when “Public Emergency” just doesn’t quite cut it:

http://www.bbc.com/news/world-latin-america-36565901

Duchess

Former basketball players make better commentators than former football players. They are less likely to be team/coach homers.

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh
Moose -The End Is Well Nigh
Sill Bimmons

At least this one doesn’t look like it’s going to be a blowout.

Sill Bimmons

Curry is kind of a jackass from what I’ve seen.

herodotus450

Even Duke didn’t want him, ppl forget that.

Redshirt

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Croooow

Boggles my mind Green was a second round pick.

rockingdog

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nervous about this warriors game.
Game 7.

Sill Bimmons

“Let’s Go Warriors”

Chilling!

herodotus450

Didn’t this animated pets movie come out like 4 years ago?

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

Which one?

Redshirt

Let me remind you that Kobe Bryant may have gotten away with rape.

rockingdog

people forget that….

Spur

Was the first Now You See Me any good?

Redshirt

Its Cable TV worthy.

Duchess

I wish it was based more on actual illusions and not CGI. Also Isla Fisher nearly died in the making of the movie and pretty sure thats why she is not in the second one.

Redshirt

Isla Fisher was pregnant. That’s why she couldn’t do the movie.

Spur

This under armor commercial is straight business jargon.

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh
Sill Bimmons

Math is hard,, ppl forget that smh

Senor Weaselo

The Ultimate Competitor is the midcard version of Ultimate Warrior, right?

Redshirt

Now if they keep fouling after every shot attempt, the final score will be 160-158 and it end on Monday.

herodotus450

WHY CANT THEY REVIEW WHO TOUCHED THE BALL LAST!!!! Such an obvious and objective call, just allow it to be reviewed!

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

Yeah, so eyebrows grow back, no big deal.

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Spur

What are the odds of a riot in Cleveland if the Cavs win?

Senor Weaselo

100%. This is coincidentally also the odds of a riot in Cleveland if the Cavs lose.

Redshirt

Riot. Orgy of debauchery in celebration. Same thing.

Redshirt

Dad: “Hey, Redshirt. Isn’t there a game tonight?”
Me: “Yeah, its Game 7 of the NBA Finals?”
Dad: “Now this is for the whole thing, right?”

God bless my father.

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

Greek and Roman Milky Way myth; has websites devoted to this fetish.

The Greek name for the Milky Way (Γαλαξίας Galaxias) is derived from the word for milk (γάλα, gala). One legend explains how the Milky Way was created by Heracles when he was a baby. His father, Zeus, was fond of his son, who was born of the mortal woman Alcmene. He decided to let the infant Heracles suckle on his divine wife Hera’s milk when she was asleep, an act which would endow the baby with godlike qualities. When Hera woke up and realized that she was breastfeeding an unknown infant, she pushed him away and the spurting milk became the Milky Way.

A story told by the Roman Hyginus in the Poeticon astronomicon (ultimately based on Greek myth) says that the milk came from the goddess Ops (Greek Rhea), or Opis, the wife of Saturn (Greek Cronus). Saturn swallowed his children to ensure his position as head of the Pantheon and sky god, and so Ops conceived a plan to save her newborn son Jupiter (Greek Zeus): She wrapped a stone in infant’s clothes and gave it to Saturn to swallow. Saturn asked her to nurse the child once more before he swallowed it, and the milk that spurted when she pressed her nipple against the rock eventually became the Milky Way.

Older Greek mythology associates the Milky Way with a herd of dairy cattle, where each cow is a star and whose milk gives the blue glow. As such, it is not associated with legends concerning the constellation of Gemini, with which it is not in contact. The constellation was named for the twins, Castor and Polydeuces, who sometimes raised cattle. To look at Gemini is to look away from the Milky Way. In addition, Gemini (in combination with Canis Major, Orion, Auriga, and the deserted area now called Camelopardalis) may form the origin of the myth of the Cattle of Geryon, one of The Twelve Labours of Heracles.

Sill Bimmons

sploosh

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh
Brocky

You know you’re in indiana when the steakhouse you’re at has 3 tvs turned to golf and only one on game 7 of the nbs finals

Spur

Ghostbusters looks so terrible. That has to flop right?

Sill Bimmons

Lord willing.

Death To All Remakes.

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

Maybe it’s blasphemy, but I was not entertained by the first one, so a remake should be terrible.

Duchess

Which “Battle of the Bastards” will more people be talking about on Monday?

Snow v Snow, or Lebron v Curry?

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

Lebanon curry? Sounds great.

Croooow

There a reason GSW refuses to grab a defensive rebound?

herodotus450

Anderson Flopajao is too busy combing his hair?

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

I did not realize the skunk, male pheasant, and racoon were bitter enemies.

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Spur

Does anybody know the record for most consecutive missed fgs? Barnes must be close.

herodotus450

I think he made his first or second shot of the game

Defensive Back Mike Wallace

Note to future CGI movies: You can’t say “from the makers of Despicable Me” without Sergio Pablos.

Brick Meathook

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Croooow

Yep, Marlins Dude’s there.

Redshirt

I gave my dad a scale that calculates his BMI so he knows exactly how fat he is. Thankfully, because he is trying to lose weight because of his heart attack, he says it exactly what he needs.

Duchess

tell him ” lift heavy things, move around more and eat more protein brah”

herodotus450

ABC official stream of a free channel: requires sufficient cable subscription with cooperating cable provider, not available in my area anyway.
ESPN stream of the same game: requires sufficient cable subscription with cooperating cable provider, available in my area (or they dont care/check).
I guess they’re both owned by the same international multimedia conglomerate/wig manufacturer so it doesn’t matter in the end.