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I know nothing about these teams-let’s just get that out there. But I do love me the soccer/football. It’s so damn hot up in The Canada right now but I’ve already got some hiking, kayaking and yard work done and now I’m done. Does beer make the pain of a good workout go away? God, I hope so. Now….LET’S GO!
Your “Ceausescu/Hoxha-WHO YA GOT?!” Soccer Open Thread
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Win or lose, I don’t think Cleveland has anything to be ashamed of. They’re doing a pretty good job.
coach what’s the play?
Could have been better timing for that Rocket Mortgage ad…
For being widely proclaimed to be over after game two, this series didn’t turn out half bad.
Rocket Mortgage, because taking a thirty year loan is something you want to do in ten seconds using an app.
Act like ya been there before you little shithead.
GLOOORREEEEE BOOOOOOOYYYYYYYYYYY
The new Refrigerator with cameras showing the shelves. Because there is never anything behind the stuff up front.
yikes!
It makes you wonder what them doing it right would have looked like.
That… is gonna leave a mark.
TWO SHEDS!
Better than that “Two Jackets” twatwaffle.
Hey, The Rock is on AKA 007: The Retirement Years
How would you define Cleveland fans right now:
optimistic?
pessimistic?
resigned to what’s going to happen?
Unemployed.
Drunk.
Chronically Depressed.
Too busy trying to avoid bail bondsmen to care?
Designated Survivor: 24-West Wing Fan Fiction
The Bucs may be shit at the moment but you still don’t run on Gregory Polanco.
I will say this took the GF to Finding Dory last night and it is pretty entertaining. Even if you can get yourself over the whole cast of Modern Family randomly thrown in there ’cause synergy.
Glad to hear it.
Promised to take my niece to see it one day this coming week. Then realized I would have no way to get “altered” between the car and the screen, what with a 10 yr old in tow. Was really worried it was going to be 2 hours of sober torture.
“Public Calamity.”
For when “Public Emergency” just doesn’t quite cut it:
Former basketball players make better commentators than former football players. They are less likely to be team/coach homers.
This is a terrible joke; probably why I laughed.
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Time for another drink.
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At least this one doesn’t look like it’s going to be a blowout.
Curry is kind of a jackass from what I’ve seen.
Even Duke didn’t want him, ppl forget that.
Boggles my mind Green was a second round pick.
nervous about this warriors game.
Game 7.
“Let’s Go Warriors”
Chilling!
Didn’t this animated pets movie come out like 4 years ago?
Which one?
Let me remind you that Kobe Bryant may have gotten away with rape.
people forget that….
Was the first Now You See Me any good?
Its Cable TV worthy.
I wish it was based more on actual illusions and not CGI. Also Isla Fisher nearly died in the making of the movie and pretty sure thats why she is not in the second one.
Isla Fisher was pregnant. That’s why she couldn’t do the movie.
This under armor commercial is straight business jargon.
Math is hard,, ppl forget that smh
The Ultimate Competitor is the midcard version of Ultimate Warrior, right?
Now if they keep fouling after every shot attempt, the final score will be 160-158 and it end on Monday.
WHY CANT THEY REVIEW WHO TOUCHED THE BALL LAST!!!! Such an obvious and objective call, just allow it to be reviewed!
Yeah, so eyebrows grow back, no big deal.
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What are the odds of a riot in Cleveland if the Cavs win?
100%. This is coincidentally also the odds of a riot in Cleveland if the Cavs lose.
Riot. Orgy of debauchery in celebration. Same thing.
Dad: “Hey, Redshirt. Isn’t there a game tonight?”
Me: “Yeah, its Game 7 of the NBA Finals?”
Dad: “Now this is for the whole thing, right?”
God bless my father.
Greek and Roman Milky Way myth; has websites devoted to this fetish.
The Greek name for the Milky Way (Γαλαξίας Galaxias) is derived from the word for milk (γάλα, gala). One legend explains how the Milky Way was created by Heracles when he was a baby. His father, Zeus, was fond of his son, who was born of the mortal woman Alcmene. He decided to let the infant Heracles suckle on his divine wife Hera’s milk when she was asleep, an act which would endow the baby with godlike qualities. When Hera woke up and realized that she was breastfeeding an unknown infant, she pushed him away and the spurting milk became the Milky Way.
A story told by the Roman Hyginus in the Poeticon astronomicon (ultimately based on Greek myth) says that the milk came from the goddess Ops (Greek Rhea), or Opis, the wife of Saturn (Greek Cronus). Saturn swallowed his children to ensure his position as head of the Pantheon and sky god, and so Ops conceived a plan to save her newborn son Jupiter (Greek Zeus): She wrapped a stone in infant’s clothes and gave it to Saturn to swallow. Saturn asked her to nurse the child once more before he swallowed it, and the milk that spurted when she pressed her nipple against the rock eventually became the Milky Way.
Older Greek mythology associates the Milky Way with a herd of dairy cattle, where each cow is a star and whose milk gives the blue glow. As such, it is not associated with legends concerning the constellation of Gemini, with which it is not in contact. The constellation was named for the twins, Castor and Polydeuces, who sometimes raised cattle. To look at Gemini is to look away from the Milky Way. In addition, Gemini (in combination with Canis Major, Orion, Auriga, and the deserted area now called Camelopardalis) may form the origin of the myth of the Cattle of Geryon, one of The Twelve Labours of Heracles.
sploosh
You know you’re in indiana when the steakhouse you’re at has 3 tvs turned to golf and only one on game 7 of the nbs finals
Ghostbusters looks so terrible. That has to flop right?
Lord willing.
Death To All Remakes.
Maybe it’s blasphemy, but I was not entertained by the first one, so a remake should be terrible.
Which “Battle of the Bastards” will more people be talking about on Monday?
Snow v Snow, or Lebron v Curry?
Lebanon curry? Sounds great.
There a reason GSW refuses to grab a defensive rebound?
Anderson Flopajao is too busy combing his hair?
I did not realize the skunk, male pheasant, and racoon were bitter enemies.
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Does anybody know the record for most consecutive missed fgs? Barnes must be close.
I think he made his first or second shot of the game
Note to future CGI movies: You can’t say “from the makers of Despicable Me” without Sergio Pablos.
Yep, Marlins Dude’s there.
I gave my dad a scale that calculates his BMI so he knows exactly how fat he is. Thankfully, because he is trying to lose weight because of his heart attack, he says it exactly what he needs.
tell him ” lift heavy things, move around more and eat more protein brah”
ABC official stream of a free channel: requires sufficient cable subscription with cooperating cable provider, not available in my area anyway.
ESPN stream of the same game: requires sufficient cable subscription with cooperating cable provider, available in my area (or they dont care/check).
I guess they’re both owned by the same international multimedia conglomerate/wig manufacturer so it doesn’t matter in the end.
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