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I know nothing about these teams-let’s just get that out there. But I do love me the soccer/football. It’s so damn hot up in The Canada right now but I’ve already got some hiking, kayaking and yard work done and now I’m done. Does beer make the pain of a good workout go away? God, I hope so. Now….LET’S GO!
Your “Ceausescu/Hoxha-WHO YA GOT?!” Soccer Open Thread
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Just give James the MVP trophy now, and get it over with.
DON’T FOUL ON THE THREE
Foul immediately. They have one to give, burn a quick sec
Ah fuck it the announcer alredy said it.
Cleveland’s FW LeBron went down in:
So I flipped over to the NBA thing (10.6 seconds left, so 3-4 minutes), and does NO ONE find it odd that after 6 games that were more or less blow-outs that both teams are separated by 3 points with 10 seconds left in the game?
Pro wrestling isn’t as obvious as the NBA.
Total agreement. Congratulations to the NBA Referees on their nth consecutive championship.
NBA just wants to reward Cleveland for having to put up with Trump in a month
Um….I think the King is broken…
That was a nasty fall..
OH! Shit.
Well GS, at least you executed well down the stretch.
Wait….
he ded
So I played Craps with Kyrie Irving at the Atlantis Casino in the Bahamas after his Rookie year. I lost him a couple hundred dollars…
He actually was teaching me the rules as we played.
Going to AC to teach my Dad how to play tomorrow.
I doubt NBA players even notice losing a couple hundred dollars. It’s like me giving you $2 to play poker with.
No, I will not give you $2 to play poker with.
this gif is sooo great.
30 minutes. I should put the police scanner on.
Did they over inflate the ball or dent both hoops or something?
Well the inflator is an inside joke because the warrior ball boy has been putting on weight
I don’t care anymore.
Just happy that basketball season will be over after this is all done.
HOLY SHIT LEBRON
That’s the first time I’ve seen one of those fast break dunks blocked.
oh wow
So even though my employer has not made a decision on my demands required to take the new training position, I just got an email now stating we got a bunch of new kids from college hired and its assumed I am doing the 6 months of training starting tomorrow or some shit…methinks I need to look professional like in the am and not show up hung over…
Sorry I’m late, I had to masturbate several times after Game of Thrones.
It’s like I’m a kid all over again!
Yet a more satisfying ending
Speaking of Independence Day, did anyone see that documentary from back in day, where they showed how the movie’s special effects were made?
Dear lord Lebron is trying so hard to force a game winner against Curry
3:40 of game time…so that means 30 mins of actual time left
Lets Go Cleveland!
Tepid Taek: It shouldn’t count as a rebound if you don’t catch the ball before it hits the ground.
All I’m saying is that Igoudala has a great bounce pass, just like McNabb.
Idea for sports show. I would love the community’s feedback.
You know the “Biggest Loser”…well this is the “Biggest Loudmouth”.
Basically scour the airwaves for the biggest, loudest jackasses that calls into sports radio and bitches about players being soft. Take the jackasses, have them get a physical, than put them through the paces of 6 weeks of spring training, off season camp, training camp…whatever the fuck. Make it as realistic as possible so force them through the video sessions, the muscle training, dieting, etc.
If they survive to the end, give them a check. Extra drama, bring in the athlete the bitch about to observe.
“Steve you called 96.4 the Fan in Pittsburgh to share your view that all male gymnasts are gay and its not a real sport. This is Jonathan Horton…he will be training you on the pummel horse. Now Doctor Smith, as a urologist, what can we expect for Steve in the upcoming days?”
“Well David…lots of genital trauma…and at least one dislocated shoulder”
“Thanks Doc…Steve…aren’t you glad you signed those waivers?”
I might actually make an effort to watch that.
I think it would be utterly brilliant. Even with “Hard Knocks” it kind of glosses over the shear amount of work athletes put into their trade.
I honestly think a not insignificant number of Americans would die just doing the pre-game warm ups that the Warriors and Cavs did just prior to this game.
There is, I think, an episode of Nova where they take some ordinary chumps and train them for a marathon. Not sure how they chose the contestants, though.
As a game show geek, I’m actually quite excited for the new $100,000 Pyramid.
Only 45 minutes until Pride is over, until the parade next week, and of course, they might decide to have another giant street fight into the wee hours like they did yesterday. It seems like Market Days isn’t usually as bad, but Pride is just a bigger and bigger nightmare each year.
http://www.cwbchicago.com/2016/06/boystown-one-stabbed-huge-fights-in.html
This is why I no longer go outside much.
Holy Fuck GoT… that is all
What the photo doesn’t tell you is that those are all awards for playing the accordion.
Have Andre Igoudala and Donovan McNabb been seen in the same room together? I’m just asking questions here, people.
They were both in Philly for a while.
I have the perfect test: Leave Andre and Todd Pinkston in a room together. If Todd isn’t dead, he aint McNabb.
This needs consideration for the banner
Harrison Barnes for Least.
A TRIO OF SELLOUTS
I like LeBron James but he’s got to stop bitching after every bad foul on him.
It’s pretty low to get superstar foul treatment and be a big baby about every single one that does get called.
Otherwise known as “Manningface”
THESE CLEVELAND CAVALIERS I CALL DISABLED WORKERS BECAUSE THEY’RE GETTING ALL SORTS OF ACCOMMODATIONS FROM THE HEAD OFFICE!
BREAKING NEWS:
Factory of Sadness Employee vote to unionize has forced management to bring in the Pinkerton to ensure that no strike occurs. No sides seems intent on backing down.
Aren’t the Cavs more like The Pottery Of Malaise?
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Yeah, I’d bang too.
“Count back from…..2; I’m upping the dose.”
http://66.media.tumblr.com/9e760e348861e2b6c01484c8e2fa6726/tumblr_n60ade3nLO1rk0k2jo2_500.gif
any of you guys gonna see the new independence day movie?
No.
Dear god that original script must have been better. There is a great documentary called “Tales from the Script” that talks about how every shitty movie generally starts off with a fantastic script that gets utterly destroyed in the movie making process.
Seriously…there are lines in that movie that had to have come off a bathroom stall door from some random Greyhound bus depot.
It’s a Roland Emmerich film.
The original script was about a boy who saves a puppy from a tornado.
He left some of it in:
Hey look! It’s a soulless, emotion-free, marketing machine…… and Russell Wilson!
He took RGIII TO THE game instead of Ciara?
She’s gonna be PISSED
/fucking stuck shift key
You know the original KFC restaurant is still open as a museum and a shitty modern KFC restaurant.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Harland_Sanders_Caf%C3%A9_and_Museum
That pass from Livingston was Romo-esque.
Are we really prepared to having a Cleveland that wins something?
Its like dividing by zero…its just goes against the nature of reality…
i’m scared
someone hold me
preferably someone female, but failing that, someone cuddly
“Hold me closely Tony Danza….”
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