Your “Ceausescu/Hoxha-WHO YA GOT?!” Soccer Open Thread

I know nothing about these teams-let’s just get that out there. But I do love me the soccer/football. It’s so damn hot up in The Canada right now but I’ve already got some hiking, kayaking and yard work done and now I’m done. Does beer make the pain of a good workout go away? God, I hope so. Now….LET’S GO!

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Sill Bimmons

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Duchess

It’s actually a pretty good movie. Its just an hour and a half of a drunk Sean Connery slapping leprechauns around.

Sill Bimmons

Third billing behind two people no one over the age of 60 has heard of. Interesting.

Duchess

ThursdaySkyGoddess

Does God un-hate Cleveland now?

And Happy Father’s Day to all the dads (and to-bes)!

Duchess

They must be using CGI to remove all the flames in the background.

Brick Meathook

From Cleveland Fire & EMS scanner feed:

“Ladder 7, are you overcome with people?”

Brick Meathook

Oh Lynda, why did you marry some jackass banker who was convicted in the S&L scandal? I was available all along . . .

Brick Meathook

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Defensive Back Mike Wallace

I just realized that Dellavedova’s gonna get a ring for doin jack shit.

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

Like Peyton Manning.

Defensive Back Mike Wallace

At least Peyton was 40 when became terrible.

Horatio Cornblower

I am now just waiting until 11:30 so I can watch Game of Thrones again.

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

Holy wow.

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh
Croooow

So, how soon does the media turn on Steph Curry?

Horatio Cornblower

How soon is ‘First Take’ on?

Divide by two and there’s your answer.

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

Quicly?

Duchess

Oh no it will be on his wife…

“Steph needs to stop listening to the poison that is sleeping in his same bed. It is obvious that she got in his head. If she had not made those statements he wouldnt have missed all those three’s at the end. THATS A FACT”

Sill Bimmons

Stephen A. already went there.

Shogun Marcus

Nevermind him. His wife and daughter better be in a panic room.

Duchess

I really hate this woman’s voice. Sounds like a shitty improve comedian trying to do a shitty impersonation of a black comedian pretending to be a white reporter.

Defensive Back Mike Wallace

So… every black comedian???

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

THAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT’S WHAT SHEEEEEEEEEE SAID!!

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh
Brick Meathook

OH YES

Croooow

LeBron for MVP.

Defensive Back Mike Wallace

God does love Cleveland, but you can call Him Lebron.

Duchess

I guess Lebron will stick around in Cleveland now?

The Maestro

Tyronn Lue can’t wait to leave a hatin’-ass voicemail for Allen Iverson tonight after all the celebrations.

Doktor Zymm

Congrats to Cleveland on their happy sports riot!

Horatio Cornblower

“God loves Cleveland, Ohio.”

Actually, He pretty clearly doesn’t.

Redshirt

“Thank God that God love Cleveland, Ohio.”

I’d like a minute or two for rebuttal to that comment.

makeitsnowondem

Goddamn.

Brick Meathook

So I’m listening to Cleveland Fire & EMS on this scanner app I have on my phone, and the ambulances are already calling in that they can’t move down streets due to crowds. That riot is coming soon!

JustStopDude

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Shogun Marcus

So the eastern conference is totally back now right?
…right?

theeWeeBabySeamus

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JustStopDude

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bourb0nblues

Little known fact: Adam Silver actually made of silver below the waist.

indieguy

only 52 more years and the browns will take it all!

Redshirt

This is going to be one hell of a mood whiplash when the Browns season kicks off.

Sill Bimmons

Baseball team is leading the AL Central.

Brick Meathook

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The Maestro

That was one of the best games I’ve ever seen in any sport. Just amazing.

JustStopDude

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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh
Redshirt

Cleveland already has a pre-riot look and the trophy ceremony hasn’t even started yet.

Croooow

Real Talk: Seriously happy for LeBron and the city of Cleveland. Phenomenal, epic game. One of the best matches I’ve ever seen.

Senor Weaselo

It’s the end of the world as we know it. Not sure how I feel.

bourb0nblues

I feel fine.

Shogun Marcus

LEONARD BERNSTEIN.

indieguy

So this is what winning feels like.

Duchess

Cleveland wins, Trump won the Republican primary, Cubs are favorites to win the World Series… Dogs and Cats living together MASS HYSTERIA!!

Sill Bimmons

73 — 9?

MOAR LIEK 88 — 18 AMIRITE

bourb0nblues

That was a riveting game. Amazing finish to the game & season.

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh
bourb0nblues

It truly is breaking down… abandon ship!

bourb0nblues

That was a riveting game. Amazing finish to the game & season.

Croooow

And a million sports weep the loss of their ability to shit out LeBron hot takes.

Croooow

sports writers

Sill Bimmons

PANDEMONIUM IN POTATOVILLE

Redshirt

Way to go, Cleveland. You deserved this. Also…

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Doktor Zymm

Damn, I should have put on the police scanner sooner. They busy. And now I think I can hear a fight outside….I really hope they lose all their permits for next year.

Brick Meathook

RIOT RIOT RIOT RIOT RIOT RIOT

SET THE RIVER ON FIRE AGAIN!

The Maestro

Holy fucking shit. LeBron may be the greatest player in the history of basketball, and I’m not kidding.

Horatio Cornblower

Oh great, another Cleveland championship. Like we need that shit man.

-1964 Cleveland hipster.

Old School Zero

Oh well.