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I know nothing about these teams-let’s just get that out there. But I do love me the soccer/football. It’s so damn hot up in The Canada right now but I’ve already got some hiking, kayaking and yard work done and now I’m done. Does beer make the pain of a good workout go away? God, I hope so. Now….LET’S GO!
Your “Ceausescu/Hoxha-WHO YA GOT?!” Soccer Open Thread
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It’s actually a pretty good movie. Its just an hour and a half of a drunk Sean Connery slapping leprechauns around.
Third billing behind two people no one over the age of 60 has heard of. Interesting.
Does God un-hate Cleveland now?
And Happy Father’s Day to all the dads (and to-bes)!
They must be using CGI to remove all the flames in the background.
From Cleveland Fire & EMS scanner feed:
“Ladder 7, are you overcome with people?”
Oh Lynda, why did you marry some jackass banker who was convicted in the S&L scandal? I was available all along . . .
I just realized that Dellavedova’s gonna get a ring for doin jack shit.
Like Peyton Manning.
At least Peyton was 40 when became terrible.
I am now just waiting until 11:30 so I can watch Game of Thrones again.
Holy wow.
So, how soon does the media turn on Steph Curry?
How soon is ‘First Take’ on?
Divide by two and there’s your answer.
Quicly?
Oh no it will be on his wife…
“Steph needs to stop listening to the poison that is sleeping in his same bed. It is obvious that she got in his head. If she had not made those statements he wouldnt have missed all those three’s at the end. THATS A FACT”
Stephen A. already went there.
Nevermind him. His wife and daughter better be in a panic room.
I really hate this woman’s voice. Sounds like a shitty improve comedian trying to do a shitty impersonation of a black comedian pretending to be a white reporter.
So… every black comedian???
THAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT’S WHAT SHEEEEEEEEEE SAID!!
I am willing to celebrate.
http://65.media.tumblr.com/6217260384518ddbd331ab0b697936dc/tumblr_o19go4ozFy1tz7qm3o1_1280.jpg
LeBron for MVP.
God does love Cleveland, but you can call Him Lebron.
I guess Lebron will stick around in Cleveland now?
Tyronn Lue can’t wait to leave a hatin’-ass voicemail for Allen Iverson tonight after all the celebrations.
Congrats to Cleveland on their happy sports riot!
“God loves Cleveland, Ohio.”
Actually, He pretty clearly doesn’t.
“Thank God that God love Cleveland, Ohio.”
I’d like a minute or two for rebuttal to that comment.
Goddamn.
So I’m listening to Cleveland Fire & EMS on this scanner app I have on my phone, and the ambulances are already calling in that they can’t move down streets due to crowds. That riot is coming soon!
So the eastern conference is totally back now right?
…right?
Little known fact: Adam Silver actually made of silver below the waist.
only 52 more years and the browns will take it all!
This is going to be one hell of a mood whiplash when the Browns season kicks off.
Baseball team is leading the AL Central.
That was one of the best games I’ve ever seen in any sport. Just amazing.
Cleveland already has a pre-riot look and the trophy ceremony hasn’t even started yet.
Real Talk: Seriously happy for LeBron and the city of Cleveland. Phenomenal, epic game. One of the best matches I’ve ever seen.
It’s the end of the world as we know it. Not sure how I feel.
I feel fine.
LEONARD BERNSTEIN.
So this is what winning feels like.
Cleveland wins, Trump won the Republican primary, Cubs are favorites to win the World Series… Dogs and Cats living together MASS HYSTERIA!!
73 — 9?
MOAR LIEK 88 — 18 AMIRITE
That was a riveting game. Amazing finish to the game & season.
It truly is breaking down… abandon ship!
That was a riveting game. Amazing finish to the game & season.
And a million sports weep the loss of their ability to shit out LeBron hot takes.
sports writers
PANDEMONIUM IN POTATOVILLE
Way to go, Cleveland. You deserved this. Also…
Damn, I should have put on the police scanner sooner. They busy. And now I think I can hear a fight outside….I really hope they lose all their permits for next year.
RIOT RIOT RIOT RIOT RIOT RIOT
SET THE RIVER ON FIRE AGAIN!
Holy fucking shit. LeBron may be the greatest player in the history of basketball, and I’m not kidding.
Oh great, another Cleveland championship. Like we need that shit man.
-1964 Cleveland hipster.
Oh well.
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