NFL Notes:
- Well well well – it seems the League is going to the Al-Jazeera Four (not Five, since PeyPey retired).
- Florio has amalgamated a bunch of different stories, and woven together a tale that the public contribution to the potential Las Vegas NFL stadium could be as high as $750 million.
- While on the topic of stadiums:
- the Falcons have asked for changes that add up to $200 million to their stadium design. Said “tweaks” will raise the total cost to $1.7 billion.
- Wells Fargo has been ordered to remove rooftop signs from their offices adjacent to US Bank Stadium in Minneapolis. The goal is to prevent competing banks from getting into the blimp shot during televised games.
- Aldon Smith has one court date on two matters Friday. He can apply for reinstatement in November, at which point the Raiders can start paying him to play.
Finally, someone at DFO HQ better check the server, because it appears our private emails have been read by those cunning thieves over at SBNation, as evidenced by their story on “What is the new saddest sports town?”
Brexit notes:
If angry Scottish relatives are any indication, you can note June 23rd as the date which precipitated the breakup of the United Kingdom.
Personally, I thought “Remain” would win, because I figured that London would erase the nativism of the countryside, and that Scotland’s heavy pro-Remain vote would sway the difference. But what do I know; I’m the Stephen A. Smith of predicting election results.
I will be buying some Pounds this weekend, as the value dropped 15 US cents during the vote, to an exchange rate not seen versus the USD since 1985. For those of you unfamiliar with the concept of a fluctuating currency (i.e. – Americans), the best analogy I can think of is if California seceded. Imagine what the panic-selling would do to the US dollar, and all the “taken for granted” treaties & trade deals that would have to be worked out. In Canada, we’ve seen the dollar drop by as much as 25 cents during the two Quebec referendums, only to see it rebound once the “Non” (Remain) side won.
All I know is that I’m not entertaining any long-term guests. I don’t need Sick Boy & Begbie visiting from Edinburgh anytime soon.
The NHL draft brings up dread in the hearts of Canucks fans. The banner photo is from 1984, when JJ Daigneault was drafted by the Canucks. You aren’t seeing things – those are crutches. He lasted 2 years with the Canucks before he was traded to the Flyers, the second of the 10 teams he’d play with during his 17-year career. He actually won a Cup with the Habs in 1993, and lost a Cup with the Flyers in 1987, so his career turned out okay. The key is that it wasn’t for the Canucks.
In fact, between 1980-90, the Canucks first & second picks are a “what, really?” of NHL alumni.
- 1980: Rick Lanz; Andreas Schliebner
- 1981: Garth Butcher; Jean-Marc Lanthier
- 1982: Michel Petit; Yves Lapointe
- 1983: Cam Neely; David Bruce
- 1984: JJ Daigneault; Jeff Rohlicek
- 1985: Jim Sandlak; Troy Gamble
- 1986: Dan Woodley; Don Gibson
- 1987: Robert Murphy; Steve Veilleux
- 1988: Trevor Linden; Leif Rohlin
- 1989: Jason Herter; Robert Woodward
- 1990: Petr Nedved; Shawn Antoski
Of the first-round picks, easily the most famous is Cam Neely, and he got that way playing for Boston. In fact, most of those first-rounders achieved their fame on other teams. Trevor Linden is far and away the most famous Canuck on this list, but Garth Butcher had a very respectable career as well.
The more depressing fact is that only 2 of those second-rounders played more than one season in the NHL. Period. What good players the Canucks developed they lucked into in later rounds – who figured 1989 6th round pick Pavel Bure would become anything, and would be the only player from that year’s Canucks draft to play more than 30 career games? The history of the Vancouver Canucks is marked by a tragic inability to judge talent, and the 1980s were the prime example. We made the 1982 & 1994 Cup Finals by fluke & trade, not sound player-development strategy.
I will pay attention to the draft, but I won’t fall in love with it. For every Linden or Sedin picked, there are massive examples of a failure to properly judge talent. That’s why we have no Cups, and Tampa does.
Provincial Exam update: one runner. Just bolted from the building and couldn’t be talked back inside. She will get a chance to rewrite in August.
Tonight’s sports:
NHL: Draft – 7:00 – Sportsnet; NBCSN (Rounds 1-3)
CFL: Montreal @ Winnipeg – 8:30 (TSN; ESPN2)
Alternative Programming:
- ESPN Classic: “30 for 30”
- 7:00-9:00 – “Survive & Advance” – about NC State in 1983
- 9:00-11:00 – “Hillsborough” – about the British football tragedy of 1989
That’s it. Tomorrow morning brings us three Euro knockout stage matches, and in the evening the third-place game between Colombia & the USA from Glendale, AZ. I’m not saying Arizona isn’t friendly to tourists, but
SOMEONE WARN THE COLOMBIAN FANS!
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Critical thinking in the US:
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r3AO8hUwQpE
They’re just right-wing pigeons from outer space
Sent here to destroy the human race
They don’t give a damn about you or me
They just buy guns and a-watches TV, let’s go!
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Found my new avatar
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Dirt Rams 6 12 0
Dirt Stillers 8 11 0
END 7TH
Watching GoT!
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No overt masturbation.
I call shenanigans.
Battle scene.
And?
If it was talking they would be FF.
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As always, it’s Moose’s fault.
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I feel like I should know who that is, but I’ve no idea.
Ming Na.
Or Ming Na Wen.
She’s a goddess whether she uses her surname or not.
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Duuuuude!!!!!!
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Jesus, that’s depressing.
I think it is the opposite; these two found each other.
Yeah, but I’m being selfish and only thinking of myself.
Watching Dirt Rams vs. Dirt Stillers in the lightning interim.
It’s all gone a bit pear-shaped foar teh Buccos:
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Again, I hate that anti-depressants make masturbation fucking excrutiating.
This one doesn’t:
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I’ve never tried pot, but this shit isn’t even working.
Oh, fuck it. Remind me in a week when I have money.
Are you living in a medicinal marijuana state?
It may not matter whether or not you have money.
I live in Oregon. There’s a recreational dispensary down the street.
But I have no idea what the medical rules and my insurance say because I’ve been vehemently anti-marijuana my whole life (Parents did everything; only told us never to do pot). Anyway, the doctor would cost money.
I’m not a doctor (actually I am, but no fo’ the two legged variety). That being said, you definitely should investigate the rules/laws, not to mention the mental/emotional healing properties.
I’m about to check them out as we speak.
/and bonus, totes not worried ’bout “performance problems”
//on the contrary, in fact
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Yowza.
That is all.
http://celebrityhive.com/charlotte-mckinney-hot-outdoor-photoshoots/
http://67.media.tumblr.com/9d6605c72b40cc9fc478e5a483f38f66/tumblr_n9beesleRt1rj28rmo1_1280.jpg
Why yes, Dr. Quinn….it hurts right there. Well, it did a minute ago.
No, no….don’t stop.
It looks like the “Prepare your anus.” Yoda to me.
http://66.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lx99shJCa71qzlnx8o1_1280.jpg
http://www.theonion.com/article/americans-confused-system-government-which-leader–53156
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Strategic flower (pattern) placement
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Elizabeth Montgomery?
Bravo either way.
“The wieners are almost ready.”
http://66.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lpmow2G8cC1qedskio1_1280.jpg
You got that right.
http://67.media.tumblr.com/7254ee4559dea9ca2ba08adbb4fc0ebd/tumblr_n6qh3ymmTU1tzp1igo1_1280.jpg
Thanks Grandma!
Your grandma was HOT! The lined formed.
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Where are my goddamned eggs??????????????
Oh, OK….carry on.
Where were these two while I’ve spent the last three hours cooking?
http://www.alrincon.com/en/blog/inrooms_by_brittany_market.html
Not completely retro.
http://65.media.tumblr.com/ffea6dc86be98c451b8bb5e9357e795d/tumblr_o95j38WcT71ric2iqo1_1280.jpg
I’m going a little retro for the “old days.”
http://66.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_locfhfnkzk1qcpno5o1_1280.jpg
Oh Isabella. You are a bigger tease than Candace.
Happy Sexy Friday. A Friday that says “You better fucking vote, if you don’t want to wake up on a Wednesday in November wit an orange president.”
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God sez “No way, eh.”
http://www.thegodmurders.com/images/Lightning_Storm_by_Nightwalker50.jpg
Gonna have to give it up for WInnipeg.
They look like the Pitt unis from the Dorsett years
http://cdn2-b.examiner.com/sites/default/files/styles/image_content_width/hash/ef/35/ef355b42ec81dc4357c06624481301cb.jpg
and the Alouettes look like the Pats.
We call it the “Marino Years” in my house.
— Dan Marino
http://grfx.cstv.com/schools/pitt/graphics/auto/danmarinotall.jpg
He’s not wrong…
Lots of ads in this CFL business!
http://www.webgranth.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/11/Advertisements-Can-be-Dange.png
It’s better than even one of those pigs selling commercials.
*insurance
L’accent aigu, c’est très forte!
http://www.piepschuimletters.nl/images/productimages/big/arialblack_233.png
L’accent grave est tres supérieur.
And of course superior in French has an accent aigu to totally disrespect my joke.
The “très” has an accent grave to totally disrespect mine.
LMFAO….had I not forgotten that on the “tres” I’d say we’re even.
Sadly, you win by default due to my deteriorating memory of my HS French.
Latest draft pick: “I like to uh, use my size, down low.”
#PowerBottom
#RoughRider
So he’s the guy in the locker room that runs around and waves his dick around “sarcastically”. Every team has one. He already found his role.
This will be the first CFL game I’ve ever sat down with the intention to watch the entire thing.
I love all of teh Canadia equally, but Montreal and Winnipeg are more equally than the others.
Saskatchewan!!!!!
(having almost nothing to do with their team name being “Roughriders”)
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8BF95hdIuOg
Precise but not accurate.
Hell, I know that and I stopped watching hockey after NHL 94 on Genesis.
COME BACK ZINC COME BACK
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Also a pro for watching, or at least paying attention to, the nhl draft is that there are usually a lot of trades, some even involving people I’ve heard of.
In January, my nephew (wife’s actually) got popped crossing into AZ from CA. In grandma’s rental car. Carrying two pistols. Half a pound of weed. Half a pound of…well, we assume meth, he won’t say. They followed him for ten minutes before pulling him over and doing a search. He spent months in jail awaiting trial and the case got thrown out for illegal search a few weeks ago. A few days ago, the Supreme Court decided that a bunch of instances of search and seizure that were previously considered violations of Constitutional rights are now a-ok (Sotomayor blew a fuse and went off on her colleagues.)
Just thought I’d throw that out there. What I’m saying is, my idiot nephew won the idiot lottery.
I hated driving along I-40 through Arizona whenever my mother and I would visit my brother in L.A.
I-10 is much better.
Not from Albuquerque
I’ve driven both. Both suck.
Will also be on both again very soon.
But I-19 between Tucson and Nogales…now that’s a highway.
Bad Idea:
http://legacy.barstoolsports.com/_images/articles/2007/08/21/38405hayden3122560lo45fmy3.jpg
Hope she’s up to date on her vaccinations.
I don’t know who that is so I don’t know if there’s an extra layer to the “Stanley Cup Is Disease-Ridden” joke that I’m missing.
If I’m not mistaken, that is Hayden Panettiere.
[insert “I’ve got a cup she can lick” joke here]
That being said, I don’t think she qualifies for an extra layer of disease. And even if she does, I can overlook it.
Fair enough on both points.
I could’ve sworn she was one of the autism vaccine mongoloids, but maybe I’m confusing my actress athlete wives.
Last picked being called the next Patrick Kane; oh he’s going to college next year so we won’t actually see him play for 4 years.
This is why no one cares about your draft NHL!
Yeah. That’s why.
Yeah. “Looks like.”
I thought the Coyotes’ pick was walking to the stage, but it turned out to be their general manager; he’s 27!
It looks like the friend from King of Queens ate Keith Kacthcuck (I think that’s how you spell it) and replaced him.
Not even close, but don’t feel bad. I always used to have to look it up even when I was living in PHX area.
Keith Tkachuk
Which one? Patton Oswalt or the black guy?
This guy. I had the wrong sitcom.
http://www2.pictures.stylebistro.com/gi/Mike+O+Malley+Dress+Hats+Fedora+r7EYGBrBbSQl.jpg
Unflattering picture of Keith Tkatc… Ktatc… Keith, just Keith.
http://i.imgur.com/ZR9KmBi.jpg
Ah. All these sitcom actors look alike.
NHL draft the night after the NBA draft? That’s like how the women’s US Open Final is the day after the men’s; trying to trick people into watching it.
Why would you ever actually watch the NHL draft? It is a bunch of people you won’t see for 3 years after the top 2 picks. At least with the Women’s US Open you are watching attractive, athletic ladies playing… either Golf or Tennis. I have no clue which one you meant.
I meant tennis. I guess the same thing happens in college basketball too, eh?
Not sure why Im watching, because it’s on? And the picks are actually being made instaed of 15 minuts of cock holding interspersed with commercials LIKE SOME DRAFTS! Like 3 picks in the last 5 minuts, no commercials.
Poor bastards.
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Actually (pushes glasses up nose) lots of people thought Pavel Bure would be good, it was just that he was in Russia and at the time there was no guarantee that any drafted Russians would ever get to the US, so it could turn into a wasted pick. The red wings won big on that gamble, and the story that I am hopefully remembering correctly that had all this information said that red wings executive guy really wanted to draft Bure, but they had already taken Federov (and Larionov? Or was it Lidstrom?) and they wanted to diversify.
/Hopefully that info was correct
//Not gonna verify it, who do you think I am, Dave Barry?
Alls I know is that the Canuckleheads kept drafting less-talented brothers, like Fedor Fedorov and Steve Kariya. GENIUSES!!!
I should have see n if I could buy some pork or meat fat for these beans at the store with the $1.49 I had available when I went shopping last night, but it didn’t cross my mind once I got stuck on the tuna while perusing the WIC aisle. Oh well.
I’m lousy at being poor.
I feel your pain. When I was in grad school, and also working *almost* full time to keep from going into the red ink hole any further than I had to as far as school loans…..beans, cheap pasta and rice ruled the day for several years.
I got lazy and didn’t expect to fail the bar the first time so I ran out of money. Because why not add an extra layer of stress to studying for that exam again?
I just got a new post from Litre_cola in Europe. I’ve scheduled it to run at 11:30 PM DFO time. Any objections or should I post it now?
I’d wait.
Schedule it for one hour before kickoff. Something to read before all the TV.
I AM LOCKED THE FUCK IN FOR TEH BOMBERS WOO
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You know, $750 million isn’t that much compared to the billion dollar malls already in Vegas.
“Provincial Exam update: one runner. Just bolted from the building and couldn’t be talked back inside.”
No compromise?
Nope. She wouldn’t stop shaking, so we told her about the August exam and someone walked her to the bus.
Holy shit man, I was having a pretty good night until I got to the bottom and saw the Trump/Arpaio daily double. There are likely not two humans I want to punch more than those two.
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Gary Bettman: “Welcome everybod-”
Crowd: “BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!”
Another esteemed graduate of the Roger Goodell School of Public Calamities.