July 2 morning Open Thread

Man, everyone must really be enjoying the holidays weekend!

There is Germany-Italy and a shitload of WW2 jokes on tap today.  Also,  I expect random gifs, near-naked girls,  and beer talk.

YOU KNOW WHAT TO DO!

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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh
laserguru

This fine gentleman played the last set of the second – and LAST US festival.

He was fucking mesmerizing.

laserguru

And I am spent.

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh
Unsurprised

Not exactly a ringing endorsement for the product.

laserguru

Brick Meathook

HELL YEAH

laserguru

David Byrne was fucking around with some world beats and rhythms during this time and it was easily his best stuff.

laserguru

And then the sun set.

I was tripping balls so hard. Baked at a steady 110 degrees in the Devore Pass, totally sunstroked out.
Then these guys.
First of three time I’ve seen them live.

David Byrne said “We have a song to play for you. It doesn’t have a name yet.”

Then this.

Brick Meathook

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laserguru

Well shit, I’m just gonna play then.

BrettFavresColonoscopy

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laserguru

Then these guys came on stage.

Brick Meathook
Brick Meathook

Well THAT worked great, until it didn’t.

“The Card Cheat” (The Clash, 1979)

https://youtu.be/AkV6Wr-R0wA

Brick Meathook

How do you embed a YouTube video with the preview frame? (as opposed to just the text link)

Beastmode Ate My Baby

I think you have to be one of the oh-so-special favored ones.

Beastmode Ate My Baby
Beastmode Ate My Baby

Thanks! Much appreciated! I’m working on a few new ones that I’m hoping to post soon…but first I really have to get that HRTN poster done…

Unsurprised

That’s great work.

laserguru

Riddems!

laserguru

BrettFavresColonoscopy

Has the Bond franchise been more racist to anyone than they have to Asian people?

Beastmode Ate My Baby

This is a shot at Professor Po, isn’t it? Look, his family is from Russia. His real name is Pokorovich.

STOP BEING SO JUDGEMENTAL YOU GUYS

BrettFavresColonoscopy

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laserguru

One of the cool things about the first 2 US Festivals is that Oingo Boingo played both of them as did English Beat.

Love this fucking band!

laserguru

This too.

BrettFavresColonoscopy

WHY THE FUCK WOULD YOU NAME YOUR DAUGHTERS JILLY AND TILLY?!

theeWeeBabySeamus
laserguru

I’ll DJ for a minute.

Unsurprised

I just realized the actor who plays Walder Frey is the guy with the massive arsenal in Hot Fuzz.

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh
theeWeeBabySeamus

Fuck Kanye. But yeah, one of my favorites.
Don’t you judge me.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZH3cPk_edRU

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh
BrettFavresColonoscopy

In case there was any doubt, I would have fucked the shit out of Moneypenny

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

HER DESK IR RIGHT THERE! LOCK THE DOOR.

laserguru

theeWeeBabySeamus

Yeah, you had to know it was coming…phrasing.
Outkast – Roses
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gWju37TZfo0

theeWeeBabySeamus

Don’t mess it up fo’ evahbody…Greyhound don’t float on water.
Outkast – Hey Ya
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PWgvGjAhvIw

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh
BrettFavresColonoscopy

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theeWeeBabySeamus

Outkast – The Way You Move
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xI5NQ-0Ubfs

theeWeeBabySeamus

Outkast – So Fresh So Clean
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-JfEJq56IwI

BrettFavresColonoscopy

Silicon Valley was great.

But it’s time for Goldfinger

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

Odd how just reading that made the theme song flash in my head.

theeWeeBabySeamus

Something else flashed in mine, but sure, let’s do your thing.

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

… along with the theme song, I guess, thought that would be a given.

BrettFavresColonoscopy

Shirley Bassey fucking wails

theeWeeBabySeamus

Men At Work – It’s A Mistake
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I0AxrOUJ62E

laserguru

I saw them in 1984.
US Festival.
True story.

King Hippo

always a good song to finish the night on:

My black shroud, I never trust my feelings
I waited for the remedy

Unsurprised

Skyfall sucked and I have no intent to see Spectre or any other Bond film ever again, but I love the idea of Refn making a Bond movie. Speaking of whom, I want to see The Neon Demon because it looks pretty and I like Refn’s movies because I am the 1%.

http://theplaylist.net/nicolas-winding-refn-confirms-approached-direct-spectre-sam-mendes-signed-20160702/

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

Meh, I liked it even though it supposedly sucked.

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh
Unsurprised

Randall Flag: Antichrist, Wannabe Tom Cruise.

http://www.joblo.com/newsimages1/tower-image-1-7-1.jpg

laserguru

Whoever that is would make a solid Randall Flag.
He looks like an asshole.

Unsurprised

It’s Matthew McConaughey. He’s playing Randall Flag in the Dark Tower movie.

laserguru

Oh shit.
I like the casting.

” You screwed up Lloyd!”

Didn’t recognize him with the makeup.

Unsurprised

But doesn’t he look like Tom Cruise? Who may as well be the Antichrist now.

theeWeeBabySeamus

Ummmmm….HELLOOOOOOOO?????
How about a little credit here? Evil while still being 90s TV safe.
Fuck you, Mcconnowhineyass.
And I was in a lot of other shit too!!!!!!!
http://2static.fjcdn.com/pictures/Stephen_59e5ca_5668896.jpg

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

I would just go with idiot, but yeah.

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh
Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

I’d take the bongo player over the fucking crazy scientologist any day.

Unsurprised

Naked bongo player. So he’s extra special good

King Hippo

Back to Beavis days!!

laserguru

oh fuck yes.
Gibby!

laserguru

To which I add

King Hippo

Hippo <3 teh Deal sisters.

FOAR their talent, their cool, and/or their bodies. JUST CALL ME, GODDAMNIT.

/actually, better text PLEAZ

laserguru

So throughout the course of this thread we’ve discussed rimming, fornication, masturbation, constipation and a collection of Japanese and German “niche” porn.

IS THAT ALL YOU’VE GOT DFO???

Buncha sick fucks!

laserguru

King Hippo

always the perfect accompaniment

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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King Hippo

whee! redux

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh
King Hippo

Serial Killers! part deux. This is WAY more creepy, in my view. Sufjan Stevens is just the best.

laserguru

More MUSIC!

theeWeeBabySeamus

Goddammit….do I have to dial a 1 first or don’t I?????
http://img0.joyreactor.com/pics/post/gif-SFW-porn-nsfw-1729936.gif

theeWeeBabySeamus

OH, Bawwwbbyyy!!!!!

theeWeeBabySeamus

No I have not

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Nor would I ever want to see any such thing, my good sir.

King Hippo

Since somebody mentioned SERIAL KILLERS…

my blushing bride…

King Hippo

no wonder DAT SMILE yo

BrettFavresColonoscopy

That movie suuuuucked

BrettFavresColonoscopy

I kid you not, though, ten minutes ago I said the words, “man, I could really go for a bond movie right now.” As I do not have sole custody of the remote, we’re about to catch up on Silicon Valley.

King Hippo

oh, you LUCKY FUCK. Silicon Vallley was TEH TITS this season.

Next thing you’ll tell us you’re getting laid at the end of all this!

King Hippo

I stay highhhhh all the time….just to get by…..

theeWeeBabySeamus

Either way, a serial killer is born.

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

I was hoping it was terror, but now that you mention it…..

King Hippo

welcome to reality, little fucker!!

King Hippo

whee!

theeWeeBabySeamus

OK, this one is just fucking funny as shit. Still would be if the real dick was visible.
http://assets.pornsfw.com/hashed_silo_content/silo_content/1020/resized/sfw-porn-1225143811-14407.jpg

theeWeeBabySeamus
theeWeeBabySeamus

Oh you suck.

theeWeeBabySeamus

Yeah, I usually catch that, but didn’t notice it that time.

Unsurprised

And it seems she does, too

Unsurprised

For real, though, I’m assuming some of that isn’t real.