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Your “It’s 451 Degrees Fahrenheit* Up In Here!” Saturday Afternoon/Evening Open Thread
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I have tennis and a date tomorrow. I should go to sleep. Unless….any of y’all wanna be my endless bartender?
http://media3.giphy.com/media/okSWjaytQ7Nm0/giphy.gif
I got a pour or two.
Zoidberg knows how to shake it.
http://media3.giphy.com/media/2siRtVOeTUcAE/giphy.gif
FUCK! We’re so cool that Hot Topic has imitated us. SMGDH.
http://hottopic.scene7.com/is/image/HotTopic/10235193_hi?$pdp_hero_zoom$
Last one, until I do something else.
http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m6h1vpOX7R1rspr4m.gif
I DON’T SEE YOU SHAKING IT FOR ME!
4 cheeks + 6 lips = Amazing gif!
And one for you,
Y’all are weird tonight.
Well…weirder than normal.
I’m totally not going to go masturbate now. As far as you know.
http://ihateyousoletmetellyouaboutit.files.wordpress.com/2014/04/bunny-butt-shake.gif
?w=400&h=300
Everyone needs a hobby!
http://stream1.gifsoup.com/webroot/animatedgifs/144230_o.gif
Should I do weird handshakes now?
Why not?
I meant this, so maybe no.
Wow…there really are no end to these things. Sorry guys.
God bless the pulps
K-pop is
This is the small version of the gif.
I found a new internet thing?
http://d.fastcompany.net/multisite_files/fastcompany/imagecache/1280/poster/2015/03/3043306-poster-p-1-guys-movember.gif
I know imgur, but right click, open in other window, cause damn, he popping a handstand!
http://i.imgur.com/Xh75AQ1.gif
Also, are those TMNT underoos?
I forgot how well drinkin’ and writin’ go together. Working on my KSK tribute and hopefully will have another special surprise for tomorrow. Also rocking out to the Denny Green Memorial playlist. I can’t wait to pull together the Damaged Goods one, cause there is some really great shit on there.
http://open.spotify.com/user/johnzdennis/playlist/3UQzVwGKJQfdJ3RRm8caYo
Inorite?
I didn’t specify what had to be shaken.
It doesn’t have to be all ass. Sometimes it’s just about dancin!
Make sure your waistband is situated correctly, don’t let it interfere with shaking it!
http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m7lk3r259k1qb2x4qo1_500.gif
Yeah, bcuz the WAISTBAND is the problem.
Even in a confrontational situation, shaking it is never the wrong option.
http://i.imgur.com/PxZii.gif
Always shake it while walking away from someone in bed. It’s just good sense.
http://www.out.com/sites/out.com/files/2015/03/23/lookinge2-1.gif
He should’ve Naired his ass and taint.
Do they still make that stuff? Also, pretty sure you aren’t supposed to use that near any sort of bits, lady or man.
Yes. You’re also not supposed to put Q-tips in your ears. Those disclaimers are from the lawyers, covering Nair’s ass since it doesn’t have any hair covering it.
Why am I imagining Katy Perry singing background to these gifs?
http://i.perezhilton.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/06/katy-perry-butt.gif
She sings?
Jessica Alba is a fine, fine woman
She’s a’ight I guess.
I’ll say
Dude, I remember when images of her from Idle Hands started first showing up and I completely lost my shit. I mean COME ON.
Oh, Gilly.
Loneliness, Ted, that’s the bottom line. I was never happy as a child! Christmas, Ted. What does that mean to you? For me, it was… a living hell.
Do you know what it’s like to fall in the mud and get kicked… in the head… with an iron boot? Of course you don’t, no one does. It never happens. Sorry, Ted, that’s a dumb question… skip that.
I picked the wrong day to quit amphetamines…
Do you wear short shorts? YOU SHOULD, AND YOU SHOULD SHAKE IT FOR ME, BABY!
Never be self conscious. NEVER.
http://a.fod4.com/images/GifGuide/dancing/tumblr_ll3jgmsPho1qzbiyjo1_500.gif
OI! DO THE CARLTON!
http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lr3118VPPV1r1ujt1o1_500.gif
This was actually my friends Halloween costume one year and it was the best thing ever. I miss Keenan.
So this seems to be an issue now, how young can I date without it being weird?
If you like him, doesn’t matter.
Presuming he’s not 15, of curse.
I’d say stay above that 18 line to be safe though.
As young as 18. The haters can fuck themselves.
I ain’t dating anyone who can’t get into a bar…
I can’t imagine why Emily Ratajkowski’s friend deleted this Snap shortly afterwards.
Country music. Better on mute.
http://tasteofcountry.com/files/2013/08/tumblr_m69bjbchmZ1qlkm0bo1_500.gif
If you can’t beat ’em….Spank ’em.
http://therynoshorn.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/04/Horny-GIF-shaking-butt.gif
Even Spiderman does it, you know you want to.
Um…Hi, Archer.
http://assets.adamriff.com/images/archer-ass.gif
I hope this guy has an awesome life, and hasn’t gone the way of star wars kid.
http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-vzXOSbKD9xI/UWlxINvo4uI/AAAAAAAAATg/1j3DuMpENUw/s1600/fat-man-dancing-o.gif
Eric Stonestreet’s audition tape?
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