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Your “It’s 451 Degrees Fahrenheit* Up In Here!” Saturday Afternoon/Evening Open Thread
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SHAKE IT FOR ME BABIES, SHAKE IT LIKE THE EIGHTIES!
http://images2.houstonpress.com/imager/u/original/6771237/7959779.0.jpg
Off theme perhaps, but it’s pretty damn easy to shake it to this…
I love Little Richard!
True story time: He was a passenger back in my cab driving days. He was in the car for half an hour, we were just bullshitting, We get to his destination and he paid and I saw him and I said, “Little Richard!”
He said “SO NOW you notice?”
He laughed and tipped really well.
Cool guy.
The last few times someone told me I had a great ass, I said “I know”
http://herbeauty.co/wp-content/uploads/2015/08/7.-Friends-family-and-even-stranger-guys-can-grab-or-slap-your-butt-and-they-always-can-find-excuses-to-this.gif
You could have also gone with “And the sky is blue. Tell me something I don’t know.”
But it’s not always! Crazy California people with your consistent weather….
HEY! THIS GUY! HE KNOWS HOW TO SHAKE IT!
http://a.fod4.com/images/GifGuide/dancing/sunny2.gif
The bald eagle really does it for me.
It’s patriotic!
I love a certain percentage of humanity, and a certain percentage of the internet.
http://66.media.tumblr.com/9d3cf00e459f1e793d11d767f663cf49/tumblr_nd3e15DlnH1su195yo6_400.gif
?w=650&h=265
Hair horn 50’s dad can shake it!
http://cdn.smosh.com/sites/default/files/ftpuploads/bloguploads/0813/funny-twerk-fairly-oddparents.gif
Red walls are hot! Let’s shake it for them!
http://66.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lenrq3c4IE1qdqx43.gif
Who knew there was a whole world of men ass shaking gifs? The Internet truly is amazing.
Apparently, Zymm knew.
I have had a hard time finding all the gifs I’ve wanted from the IT Crowd, but men shaking their ass, nope, plenty.
Like I said……
Fight on you mighty warrior!
Shake mit mir.
Oh, don’t worry, I’ll get my hand up in there.
http://67.media.tumblr.com/8ab4b70e13b6e4d6726d1e0d578ae13c/tumblr_inline_mlydfjCBdO1qz4rgp.gif
As a guy, having this happen to me was far less flattering that I had imagined it would be.
Wrong hand?
You could say that.
Is Bambi a boy or girl? It’s a girl stripper name, but I think the deer is a dude.
http://i1.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/000/114/042/memes-shake-it-you-deer-you.gif
Male stripper? Although, I don’t see the balls. Those are important…
It’s okay, I know you’re busy, feel free to fix things or do chores while you shake it.
http://65.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mbmvv3rOHH1rziwwco1_500.gif
You a skinny animated guy? NO PROBLEM!
http://i.imgur.com/czuNDlY.gif
imgur, that’s a problem.
Don’t have hips? NO PROBLEM. SHAKE IT FOR ME BABY!
http://24.media.tumblr.com/d30c3883f6395102fd211484c285f615/tumblr_mhz0guTFX41refo9bo4_r1_400.gif
Move it like this, move it like that,
drop that bottom.
Yeah…take note of the lower left of your screen.
Damn right. nSc
HIPPO!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Back me up here. Hippo??????
IS THAT YOU?!?!?!
LOL, no.
But I’ve been in that room a few times.
Trying to figure out who that is tho.
It’s important to be comfortable and confident. No matter what.
http://stream1.gifsoup.com/webroot/animatedgifs/1059825_o.gif
I have a horrible suspicion new casual guy is even younger than old casual guy. I’m just not gonna ask.
What gave it away? The Superman sheets on his bed?
Nah, you would be amazed how many guys in their 30s have those.
I don’t think “amazed” is the right word.
“Sad” seems more appropriate.
I have a Superman mug, and I’m in my forties.
The mug is fine. Still liking Superman is fine. But I draw the line at bedding and bed wear.
New casual guy (artist’s conception)
http://67.media.tumblr.com/11a07a3af2d8837bca0a2b48ddca9b3f/tumblr_nbrh0934yV1tljxpko1_1280.jpg
Even 8 year olds want you to shake it….seriously, who is this, WTF?
http://cdn.teen.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/05/nicholas-hoult-shake-your-ass-singing.gif
Looks British.
Pushing rope?
The fuck? I’m clearly out of tune with popular culture, but um, hooray I guess? On point? I suppose?
How’s your lower back doing? Can I recommend some exercises?
http://thefw.com/files/2011/08/smooveGIF_500_resize_redo1.gif
MUST VISIT!
O AN YOU KNOW YOU DON’T HAVE A DINING ROOM TABLE AND WANT TO DO THIS INSTEAD
http://stream1.gifsoup.com/view7/2957045/twerking-o.gif
I know her.
We all do…that’s Supergirl, man!
LOL, true enough.
But seriously…I know her.
Well, tell her hi for the rest of us!
In the Biblical sense?
/hopes the answer is yes…
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YOU’VE SEEN IT NOW YOU CAN’T UNSEE IT
(And you probably don’t want to, cause it’s pretty damn cute)
Here ya go, Zymm…
http://66.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m8xb8kixql1qj9p0ho1_500.gif
Pants?!
LMAO
How do you spell that Charlie Brown teacher horn noise?
One of the few animals I feel bad eating….but I still do cause tasty.
I’ve always been a sucker for guys with hair horns, even this ass can be cute, against the right window.
http://i.imgur.com/D1uVP8b.gif
http://big.assets.huffingtonpost.com/richard7.gif
SHIT, WRONG SIDE WRONG GUY UNSEE
Not really shaking, but I’ll take it.
Maybe you got some shopping to do? Don’t let it stop you! Y’all go!
You can do it! I believe in you!
http://stream1.gifsoup.com/view/28589/shaking-o.gif
Ummm…kinda feel like I missed something.
I’m just going off on my own weird tangent. SHAKE IT FOR ME BITCH!
Yes M’am. Don’t hurt me.
/totally wants you to hurt me
She’s kidding; if you review the entire thread it’ll come to you.
http://66.media.tumblr.com/a9bd73dcd1f28c1aff3e8a35f99edb8a/tumblr_o7unt6OvKR1qd3nk9o1_1280.jpg
Yeah, I figured. Not sure I have the motivation to review the whole thread tho.l
I’m kidding; just look at the pictures.
Alls I see is ass ass octopi.
/not complaining
*and (not a second ass)
Wait……
Iz we haz dance partay?
http://66.media.tumblr.com/5f914f1441e6af2ef43b1e5df3c21002/tumblr_o82gkbTP801syvjuco1_400.gif
Shit might get weird.
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