Your “Happy BC Day” Monday Open Thread

Brief NFL notes:

  • Reggie Bush has indeed signed with the Bills, for one year.
  • Stevie Johnson has a torn meniscus, and is out of Chargers camp.
  • Tom Brady has reached out to Wes Welker & Randy Moss to be his workout buddies during his four-week vacation.
  • Ochocinco was a Browns assistant coach? Well, not anymore.
  • Today’s Cowboys controversy: Is Tony Romo fat?
    • The gold medal quote comes from the photographer, who said it was a “poor job of photography that gave the impression that Romo took on Jared Lorenzen as a fitness advisor”.

It’s a three-day weekend in BC. Saturday night had the final night of the “Symphony of Fire” fireworks show

Sunday was the annual Pride Parade

Fun fact: my church protested at the first one – I was there! This year, the Prime Minister, who is my age, also marched:

It’s nice to see society evolve.

Monday is the actual BC Day. A holiday known for its heritage and tradition, the date reaches all the way back to our beautiful province’s founding a scant 42 years.

From the “Peace Arch News“:

Monday is B.C. Day – in a province that was last in Canada to get a long weekend in August. That changed when then-Surrey MLA Ernie Hall introduced a bill to establish the holiday.

Hall, of the ruling NDP party, said the holiday would honour B.C.’s pioneers, while others – reflecting the partisan atmosphere of the day – said the day would grant citizens freedom from socialists and give people a chance to just lighten up.

“We feel that British Columbia, like every other province, could benefit and should have a holiday around Aug. 1. We feel that the holiday should be dedicated to the pioneers who built the colony of British Columbia into the great province it is today,” Hall said in the house, according to legislative records.

Political rival Don Phillips chimed in to say he supported the bill, but it didn’t go far enough.

“There should be another section in this bill which, on this day, would give all British Columbians the freedom they had before the socialists moved in in September of 1972,” said Phillips, a Social Credit MLA.

Other MLAs said the day would allow British Columbians to celebrate the history of the province when the weather is best and to give “very serious people” a chance to enjoy a holiday.

At the end of debate, Hall concluded there was overwhelming support for a new holiday – and the bill received royal assent June 5, 1974.

Therefore, by the power granted to me from the Province of British Columbia, I am day drinking. Provincial beers though; have to be in keeping with the day. Today’s choice: Okanagan Spring Brewing’s 1516.

Tonight’s sports:

  • MLB: Yankees @ Mets – 7:00 (ESPN)
  • Club Friendly Soccer: Liverpool vs Roma – from St. Louis – 8:00 (ESPN2)

Your regular many-sites cited NFL news roundup will return tomorrow. Join me as we work our way to the Hall of Fame game, as the inevitable tediuosness of Brett Favre hagiography reaches its climax on Saturday, with a tearful speech from Mooch at the NFL Network Total Access desk. The game itself will involve Aaron Rodgers playing one snap, and Eddy Lacy getting his body examined as if he were a Playboy centerfold.

Enjoy your evening.

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A Canadian man-child of indeterminate age, he stays young by selling alcohol at sporting events and yelling at the patrons he serves. Their rage nourishes his soul, and their tips pay for his numerous trips to various sporting events.
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packman_jon

Bad news: My position got cut due to budget cuts
Good news: I wanted to get the hell out of there eventually and they gave me severance pay and the unused PTO hours totally almost a paid month

ballsofsteelandfury

Yay?! I’m sure you’ll find something more to your liking soon!

packman_jon

yay by far. In the short term I have insurance and more importantly I don’t have to wear pants on weekdays

Unsurprised

I’m still tasting that pizza. A large one of these pizzas, to be clear (Genoa salami, mushrooms, olives, pepperoni & Italian sausage):
http://schmizza.com/wp-content/uploads/bfi_thumb/meatza_Genoa_whole_web-mt5eg0oyo8xax93zqev6jaw1u8h6cdwpmz76mzam6o.png

Brocky

Evening gents, Seeing as I missed the nostalgia over the weekend, I’ve decided to post my favoirte KSK post of all time: Rex ryan prepares a feast for the 2009 AFC championship Game:

http://uproxx.com/ksk/coach-ryan-prepares-a-feast/

its not the same without the pictures.’

also I’d like to thank you kind fellows for accepting a socially inept iron worker into your ranks.

also the gifs. specially you moose.

Gratliff

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Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

I think my favorite Rex Ryan one was the one where he said “YOU GAY HARD AND YOU GAY TO WIN!”

Gratliff

“OH! OH! EL QUEERO HIT THE PYLON!” is probably the most I laughed at any one line.

Spur

Yup. Genius!

Unsurprised

That was the best goddamn Rex Ryan post Drew ever did

Brocky

Oh God Yes:

http://uproxx.com/ksk/tony-dungy-would-like-to-remind-you-it-gets-worse/

AND BIOHAZARD will be played on the jukebox THE WHOLE TIME!

Unsurprised

“A RYAN ALWAYS SAUSAGES HIS FROSTED FLAKES!” (Frosted flake pictured here)
http://preview.www.realbeauty.com/cm/realbeauty/images/Cx/rby-hair-gisele-rainforest-2009-mdn.jpg

packman_jon

also as always

eat shit UPROXX

Brocky

for the record, I’m not an iron worker. not sure why I said that. random thought

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

Try Cialis.

theeWeeBabySeamus

Stelio!!!!!!
(i might be slightly drunk…fair warning)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fDr6X6fCvxw

Sharkbait

4 hours later, things are still broken, SVPs are angry. But my boss told me to GTFO. I’ll take it.

Gratliff

In my experience in tech support, they typically pick the worst possible option. Does that stand?

packman_jon

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Unsurprised

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Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

So my tablet just locked up for a few seconds. Fortunately it happened while I was looking at Moose’s gif of a cross pendant dangling between two breasts.

Gratliff

Really don’t need much more time than that if you know what you’re doing

theeWeeBabySeamus

Pervert.
/scrolls down

Unsurprised

Shitting on wounded veterans has always worked for Republican chickenhawks in the past. I don’t understand why this Khan thing hasn’t blown over just because the kid died.

Gratliff

I can’t believe that the hill Trump chose to die on is “Fuck you and your dead hero son”

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I can.

And I love it.

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

Now they are calling him and his dad embedded ISIS agents. Keep digging.

Unsurprised

Even though he died in 2004 before … Fucking Christ. Republicans will believe anything.

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh
Unsurprised

HOW IS THAT FUCKING COKCSUCKING MOTHERFUCKER A FUCKIGN LAWYER IN FUCKING CALIFORNIA

Sharkbait

The Rio people are not getting the fact that shit down there needs to be fixed. Instead theyve dispatched a tech to New York.

RIO 2016 everyone!

Gratliff

Rio was a bad idea when it was a reasonable idea. Serves the IOC right.

Spur

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Gratliff

It’s really a shame that Eric Trump got separated from the Founders before he learned to properly mimic a human.
http://www.newslo.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/05/101415_otr_son.jpg

Shogun Marcus

Odo you didn’t!

packman_jon

(annoyed grunt) QUAAAAAARRRRRRRK!

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

TRUMP: If my daughter was sexually harrassed at work, I’d hope she’d leave the job.

REPORTERS: And then what? She would work from home?

TRUMP: Hmm…yeah, maybe that’s a bit of a Catch-22.

theeWeeBabySeamus

I feel dirty for asking….
But which daughter?
/Totes might have an opening
//giggity

Unsurprised

But she works for him …

Spur

Will Nacho be the Donkey’s starting QB?

Unsurprised

Wouldn’t that merit a new nickname as El Burro?

Shogun Marcus

ES BUENO ANDALE!

/knows no Spanish

Kungjitsu

El Cabron

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

El Burro de las Interceptionas!

theeWeeBabySeamus

Goddammit Flacco!!!!!!!!!
Oh sorry…kneejerk response.

Unsurprised

RG3 just died

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

So I will be serving martinis tomorrow night, I should probably use tonight to practice and make sure I’ve got my recipe down, right?

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Just remember: when in doubt, pour heavy.

Unsurprised

And once you’re certain, keep pouring heavy

Sharkbait

Yup.

Gin or Vodka? Dirty? Gibsons?

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

Vesper.

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

You see, the problem with DFO is that I start grilling, and then I start reading, and then I forget to turn over the things that are on the grill.

Porky Prime

Fuck it, I’m going Cajun.

Spur

Demolition Man, good movie or great movie?

theeWeeBabySeamus

I wanna know how the fuck to work the three seashells.
But yeah, one of my favorite re-watches.

theeWeeBabySeamus

(shit…has it really come down to me having conversations with myself? Yep)
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theeWeeBabySeamus

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Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

Whenever someone says “Demolition Man” I mistakenly think of “Repo Man” which I haven’t actually seen yet.

theeWeeBabySeamus

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theeWeeBabySeamus

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Unsurprised

HEY!

I don’t wear beige or sing jingles.

theeWeeBabySeamus

Banana/Broccoli sounds pretty fucking good tho….right?

Unsurprised

Not as much as banana spinach, but sure

herodotus450

It’s easily a top 5 incest movie, yeah
http://www.earwolf.com/episode/demolition-man-live/

Sharkbait

Oh shit. CEOs are getting involved now.

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Spur

Well? Who won?

Sharkbait

Still ongoing.

Unsurprised

Interject and propose a duel to the death

Unsurprised

Hey Moose,
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Porky Prime

That’s the 60s equivalent of the Halle Berry topless scene from Swordfish.

theeWeeBabySeamus

Yay 60s Bewbs.

Spur

Are the Rio Games really going to be reported as a shit show, if they really are?

Sharkbait

If you’re in Sweden, Dublin, or Norway and this card isnt replaced, you’re not gonna see Olympics period.

Spur

A moose bit my sister once.

Unsurprised

She should’ve posted nastier gifs

Porky Prime

I’m sure he was sorry. And drunk.

Spur

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Unsurprised

Now we know Moose’s name IRL. Or should I say, Vic.

theeWeeBabySeamus

Drunk? Almost certainly.
Sorry? I’m skeptical.

Gratliff

Titus entering Big Show territory here

Gratliff

Dammit, crossing streams again

Spur

Tony Romo needs all the cushioning he can get.

Gratliff

And he’ll have it with all the time he’ll be spending in the hospital this season

Porky Prime

“Now whos the Butterball, Mister Man!?!”

–Jessica Simpson

Unsurprised

Going through the WYTS comments I just remembered that the Ravens and the Baltimore Inner Harbor got nuked in The Sum of All Fears and that’s be far the best thing that ever has or will happen to Baltimore.

Unsurprised
Sharkbait

The call Im on is regarding bad optical circuits from Rio to New York for the Olympics. 4 circuits are taking errors. all 4 are originating from the same piece of equipment in Rio. The tech in Rio wants to try everything except swapping out the card.

Why are people so difficult?

herodotus450

Did he try turning it off and on again?

Sharkbait

The sad part is that might fix the issue.

Unsurprised

Everyone everywhere always sucks

Gratliff
herodotus450

It should really only have 5e tails though smgdh,,,

Porky Prime

HOW IS DRESSING UP LIKE A WIZARD GOING TO HELP , GRATLIFF???

Also, did he try blowing on it?

Gratliff

I really appreciate this response.

Gratliff

http://www.dailywrestlingnews.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/02/Lana-Rusev-2-620×350.jpg
Reminder that these two are actually married now. I feel like Rusev probably really enjoys his life.

theeWeeBabySeamus

Group rate?
Sweet!!!!!

Unsurprised

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You know who I can’t stand? “Marlins Man. The rich douchebag who conspicuously attends every fucking sports event he can.

“But oh! He takes random people to games and pay for them! He gives to charity!” Yes. For the fucking attention. So everyone will tell him how generous and great he is. Suggesting the team whose jersey you parade around with let you throw out the first pitch and do a “Marlins Man Night” isn’t generous, it’s fucking narcissism. You can donate to people without giving interviews and showing up on SportsCenter and taking advantage of your wealth to get access no one else can.

Fuck you and fuck your faux-modest face in the second row behind home plate at Wrigley so I have to see it with very fucking pitch.

herodotus450

He’s so modest though. Have you heard his appearance on PMT?

herodotus450

Do you still call it an appearance if it’s an audio only podcast? I think yes.

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I refuse to listen to the man stroke himself off about how he pays for people to watch sporting events and is therefore a great guy.

Gratliff

Holy shit, I miss IRC as the primary communication medium. Fuck you again, social media.

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh
Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

Weird?

MAYBE!

Sharkbait
Gratliff

Mute mic + porn

Unsurprised

Hell no. Find the craziest shit you can on, oh … *mumbles*less and then turn the volume to max.

Unsurprised

Or better *murmur*-r. The banner search terms alone are nightmare fuel

Sharkbait

Oh Ive been on mute. I think ive said maybe all of 5 words?

Gratliff

http://bash.org/?4281
Has been in the top 10 for the last 16 years. All I ever needed to know, I learned on bash.org.

Unsurprised

That was the other one I was thinking of. I’m more visual, though, so my stupid head first went to the above macro

LemonJello

Fist Over IP is the term we used when dealing with idiots on the distant end that couldn’t/wouldn’t listen to troubleshooting advice.

theeWeeBabySeamus

M-O-O-N
That spells “I’m fucked”.
http://stream1.gifsoup.com/view1/3215785/tom-cullen-o.gif

Unsurprised

That first guy, Matt, in today’s WYTS can get fucked eternally for ever trusting Art Fucking Modell

Unsurprised

Oh, and their first round draft pick’s IG name is Megatronnie? Really? FUCK YOU.

Unsurprised

God damn, this is some quality Hate

“I spent the last two months of my deployment to the Middle East last year during the first two months of last football season. I was so much happier in a hostile foreign land than being around Ravens fans. If the brightest of Ravens fans were to gather at the Greene Turtle, Ralph Wiggum would be most qualified among them to land the coveted position of Glen Burnie/Pasadena chapter president. The 10th layer of Hell would reject them and their purple camo pants. They have the wisdom, intelligence, and decision-making skills of Andy Dwyer. Fuck em all, right square in the dicks.”

Unsurprised

I will say that one of the recurring bits about WYTS that annoys the piss out of me is people bitching to Drew about how football is the most popular pro sport in their city. Fuck these fucking cunts.

Baseball isn’t a fucking sport and fuck everyone who plays it and watches it. Fucking simpletons. Why the fuck should anyone care about your stupid fucking game or your stupid fucking players? You suck, everyone you know sucks, and I hope your favorite player drives a baseball through your fucking skulls with an errant hit. It may just improve your IQ.

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This is some good hate.

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh
theeWeeBabySeamus

Chump don’t want da help, chump don’t get da help.
http://i.makeagif.com/media/6-20-2014/yhtpIl.gif

theeWeeBabySeamus

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So I read this today: http://gawker.com/you-can-be-against-corportate-welfare-and-still-take-ad-1784650620

“You can be against corporate welfare and still take advantage of it when it is provided. Obama is against corporate donations, but wasn’t stupid enough not to use them when he ran for president.

I am against affirmative action, but I still checked off that ‘Hispanic’ box when I applied to my undergrad university.

It’s not hypocritical to take advantage of something that is offered and dislike the fact that it is offered. Unless you have evidence of them actually working to get corporate welfare (when in fact it appears the opposite is true), then all you do is show they are playing by the rules and upholding their responsibility to their stakeholders.”

That’s pretty much the *definition* of hypocrisy which raises the question: what the hell *is* hypocrisy to this person?

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And that doesn’t even touch the fact he’s wrong about corporations donating to candidates. Basically the most they can do is set up PACs and take money from private individuals.

Gratliff

I like how you phrased “the most they can do” like that isn’t how our government has been bought and sold for the past 8 years by the super rich.

theeWeeBabySeamus

8?

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh
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Oh yes. Super rich *people* buy favor in the system. Not corporations. Maybe it’s not an important distinction to people but it’s a significant one.

Gratliff

But those same super rich people are the ones in charge of the corporations. Let’s not pretend that Koch Industries is a politically weak company because Charles and David are donating on an individual level.

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Oh, it’s not. But the Kochs have to use their personal money for that. They can’t take money directly from Koch Industries to do it.

I know the difference is basically academic, but i was mainly pointing out that that original post–craven fucking hypocrite that he is–was wrong in addition to be a craven fucking hypocrite.

Gratliff

Well, yeah. I understood that, but I’m internet-bound to cherry pick something to criticize in every comment.

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I mean, I just passive-aggressively posted some comment from another website just to bitch about it, so–because I actually know the definition of hypocrisy–I can’t give you shit.

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

Past eight years?

They just made it easier with Citizens United.

Gratliff

I actually was thinking Citizen’s United. Thought it went in right after Obama won.

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

Correct, really didn’t hit the money until 2012 election.

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And I can’t be surprised that this level of cognitive dissonance exists and that people generally aren’t principled at all no matter what they say, but somehow this particular example just stuck in my mind like a pesky splinter and I just can’t stop fiddling with it.

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Peter Thiel has been researching blood transfusions as a means to extend lifespan because he rejects, “the ideology of the inevitability of the death of every individual.” Right. Death is just an ideology.

He is basically cliche villain in a bad sci-fi graphic novel at this point.

Unsurprised

Drew Magary wrote that book

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

He’s Mr. Burns, except that he wouldn’t be rejecting Smithers’ advances.

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Unsurprised

Yeah, but Smithers is a no-good college boy (a frat boy, even).

Unsurprised

I don’t know how to feel about the fact that this is Priscilla Presley’s grand-daughter
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theeWeeBabySeamus
theeWeeBabySeamus

Well shit…that didn’t go as planned.

Sharkbait

Must be hard for Tony to shoulder the responsibility of leading Dallas to 8-8

Unsurprised

I’d say half as easy as it was last year.

BrettFavresColonoscopy

The more fat on Tony Romo, the longer the Romonobyl fires burn.

herodotus450

That linked article says Ochocinco was “tending to some other business.” I think we all know what business that is. The phone sex hotline business.

theeWeeBabySeamus

He better show up with my weed soon.
Just saying.

herodotus450

Or maybe he’s at the courthouse filling in a name change form!

theeWeeBabySeamus

Obligatory Enrico Palazzo gif is obligatory.
http://media.giphy.com/media/zaK7Dm0YIOsVi/giphy.gif

theeWeeBabySeamus

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theeWeeBabySeamus

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Unsurprised

Oh, good. Reggie Bush is pursuing the OJ Simpson path. Albeit a decade past his prime and in a league that hates rushing.

Sharkbait

Maybe he’ll stop short of brutally murdering 2 people.

Unsurprised

At this point, double murder would make me like him more.

Sharkbait

If its 2 Kardashains he might get a medal.

theeWeeBabySeamus

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Unsurprised

Does he get extra points if one of them is the one who’s actually OJ’s daughter?

Sharkbait

Pure gold from the WYTS comments:

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