NFL News:
Finally, it’s been 15 years (September 23, 2001) since the hit that changed the NFL:
Thanks Mo Lewis. Putting Drew Bledsoe in the hospital brought on the rise of The Dreamboat, The Hoodie, and the start of most Patriots fans fandom.
So, in the past I’ve done a “Malt of the Month” write-up, brought to you via “The Whisky Exchange”, a British mailing list I belong to. It’s mostly booze-porn but I’ll usually order 1-2 bottles/year of product you can’t find in Canada. I have to ship it to the US because it’s cheaper, and because you can’t order hard liquor by mail in BC.
Well, much like Playboy used to have those bi-annual “Special Editions”, the mailing list sent out a doozy of a “Special Release” notice the other day. Included are both special release editions from famous distilleries and released inventories from shuttered distilleries. Among the highlights:
BRORA 1977 – Distillery closed in 1983.
Age: 38 years old.
ABV: 48.6%.
# of Bottles in release: 2,984
Price: £1,425
Nose: Waxed boots and jackets, damp blankets and dogs, meaty touches with a hint of farmyard, autumn-leaf bonfires, musty cheese rind (in a good way) and a touch of tinned pineapple.
LAGAVULIN 25 YEAR OLD – 200th Anniversary Limited Edition
Age: 25 years old
ABV: 55%
# of bottles in release: 8000
Price: £799
Nose: Leather, salty peat, seashells, salted butter and sharp sea-spray. Rounded Crunchie-bar sweetness and fruity notes sat underneath, with sultanas, rich fruit cake and dark chocolate. Punchy medicinal notes and bung cloth are balanced by elegant waxed jacket notes, barley sugar, fruit gums and a hint of barrel char.
PORT ELLEN 1978 – Distillery closed in 1983.
Age: 37 years old.
ABV: 55.2%
# of bottles in release: 2,940
Price: £2,450
Nose: Sugared almonds, chamois leather, sherbet lemons, oily smoke, a hint of empty fish tins, brine, floral heather honey and bung cloth – an avalanche of flavours which work impressively well. As things calm down in the glass, spicy rye bread, musty green ferns and touches of hay appear.
It’s an intense dram, with water only adding more intensity – one to drink neat.
For the whisky drinkers among the Commentist Party, I give you your new gods.
Tonight’s sports:
MLB:
Yankees vs. Blue Jays (7:00 PM EST, ESPN2)
Kansas City Royals vs. Detroit Tigers (7:00 EST, TSN2)
CFB:
TCU vs. SMU (8:00 PM EST, ESPN)
Southern California vs. Utah (9:00 PM EST, FS1)
CFL
Toronto Argonauts vs. Ottawa REDBLACKS (7:00 PM EST, TSN1, 3, 4, 5)
Apologies for a truncated preview – our site maintenance is still fucking a lot of things up but we are so grateful to have the guidance of Internet Dad, aka our very own Darkest Timeline Zack Morris, working hard as hell to get everything fixed up. He’s a solid dude. Anyways, for those of you still currently able to log in – enjoy the open thread tonight as much as you can. Have fun! – The Maestro
Nikki Minaj is just bad. I am sorry. The song was good-ish, she is just fucking terrible.
/updates list
I saw that. I am sorry
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DDk6Zqfenhs
http://thedailyshow.tumblr.com/post/150462699883/students-at-the-university-of-texas-are
Last one. I have to go get lab work done in the morning.
http://i.imgbox.com/r9A9PXHL.jpg
You can see nipple. You get a broken link.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nrythD3kkoA
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pn1VGytzXus
I do love that Nicki.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8XPzICHxXoQ&index=2&list=RDCou9iBfb2uc
The fuck??
This is what I meant:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8XPzICHxXoQ
http://66.media.tumblr.com/b0e3416533e6b6fa60a57f8a4c4923d0/tumblr_oa9blmqHnM1qlz1v3o1_540.gif
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She has such a great ass, but always hides it.
http://66.media.tumblr.com/199692a89cbe0daf9856d69093fddebc/tumblr_n51y1o6lW61qd67a3o1_250.gif
http://67.media.tumblr.com/c5a7a852aec8680941b061bfc78b61d4/tumblr_n51y1o6lW61qd67a3o3_250.gif
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2ANI6oj8p2M
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nwR53vdPZOI
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OK, time for this dude to buy a lottery ticket.
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The guy in black is staring a bit too intently
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LymeOcJyJtg
I am gonna have to watch Beverly Hills Cop 2 tonight now aren’t I?
Who’d have guessed that Jennifer Lawrence is really pretty?
http://i.imgbox.com/cA6JRlBO.jpg
http://67.media.tumblr.com/6cc753c1107397954bfb4c4af8805e53/tumblr_odgc89XzHw1qzhjh2o1_500.jpg
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If it makes you feel any better I look like the fat 12 year old nerd kid they cast in sitcoms after having to shave my beard today Moose
http://67.media.tumblr.com/68a9b33fdd3d2481df722179a205dba9/tumblr_o25ax5uHbj1tsxag0o1_540.jpg
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Cou9iBfb2uc&list=RDCou9iBfb2uc#t=166
Get’s confronted with a sarcastic dick pic mention. Posts a song that says mighty mighty man 70 times. (I really am sorry Moose, the joke was just there)
http://67.media.tumblr.com/2162611073189050492de4e6fd188019/tumblr_obufp4qCZD1r9no7zo8_1280.jpg
Other than missing the point of the song…. sure, I guess. As long as you crack yourself up; that’s what counts.
I didn’t say I didn’t love the song
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nwR53vdPZOI
http://67.media.tumblr.com/cee61b0d0ac20f2249eb16241b66e03d/tumblr_od25gjJrrY1qzfebyo1_500.jpg
DAMN IT!
http://67.media.tumblr.com/0cbfc18146798407f27b86228bba82aa/tumblr_mfzn3reN2X1qb7g09o1_1280.jpg
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7IcZYTQoiO0
If you are gonna default into posting dick pics, we want a new one every time
http://66.media.tumblr.com/03c748dfd296fb71b5fd20382b301a41/tumblr_odvf4lhDmd1ugt2xio1_1280.jpg
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mQpTDtlaS24
I think I might have trained myself to only fall asleep when I have people I am trying to avoid. Just an amazing life skill if you can learn it.
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As a Sooner fan that had my belt and shoelaces taken away from me last weekend, I’m now trying to get by on the schadenfreude of other teams. Congrats texsa, ND, and USuCk, you’ve made my life a bit more bearable.
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I was told by someone I wouldn’t have to re-login randomly anymore. I am more pissed my joke about gay ninjas is lost in the ethos.
http://67.media.tumblr.com/a31a5a20e1f734c0bc0c3f4f31395ad1/tumblr_o5h6m7C7PR1uxvj4io1_1280.jpg
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Elsa Pataky
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http://68.media.tumblr.com/19e81e723e36bf591616030ef3f8eb83/tumblr_nbfy7pA43y1ric2iqo1_1280.jpg
Finish him. But not while I’m watching.
(1st comment I see)
G’Night, folks!!!
It’s been an odd night to be sure.
It’s OK; they aren’t REAL Ninjas.
This is begging to be a swordfighting image, but NOOOOOOOOOO …….
1’st thought – those don’t look like Mortal Kombat characters
2nd – oooohhhhhhh
3rd – Why didn’t they use Baraka?
I’m hungry.
http://68.media.tumblr.com/19a86e2e509051145742ddb8a8672c84/tumblr_odq130JFey1ric2iqo1_1280.jpg
Damned right.
http://65.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_manoi8KPyD1rq3b5ko1_r1_540.png
She knows what she’s doing, and I admire that.
yep, mask or not, you know who that is. And I ain’t talking ’bout Robin. Probably.
http://comicsalliance.com/files/2010/05/batporn01.jpg
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Yay Lauren. Or Maggie.
I’m easy.
I have a bunch of questions about the guy(?) painted out, but … At least it’s not a real dog.
I’m shocked these two ended up hooking up for real and have a kid together.
https://gfycat.com/MammothGrouchyCatbird
Lucky bastard. Slightly NSFW for a peek of Keri Russell’s nipple
http://gfycat.com/QueasyGrouchyBlackfootedferret
Longer
http://gfycat.com/PersonalDeadGreatwhiteshark
Shitfuck! I was looking for gifs or videos of Krieger’s teddy-bot and found this instead.
http://imgur.com/gallery/4MZcPyj
That is disturbing. I might not be able to masturbate tonight now. Thanks.
That makes two of us
http://68.media.tumblr.com/30216cd53beaa726836fdf6c808acf37/tumblr_o2tmqpJMfK1qd5mq1o1_1280.jpg
Oh Patrick…you slut you.
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Brant is a species of goose; silly goose fucker.