Your “Rejoice, For The Weekend Is Upon Us” Friday Evening Open Thread

NFL News:

 

 

Finally, it’s been 15 years (September 23, 2001) since the hit that changed the NFL:

Thanks Mo Lewis. Putting Drew Bledsoe in the hospital brought on the rise of The Dreamboat, The Hoodie, and the start of most Patriots fans fandom.


So, in the past I’ve done a “Malt of the Month” write-up, brought to you via “The Whisky Exchange”, a British mailing list I belong to. It’s mostly booze-porn but I’ll usually order 1-2 bottles/year of product you can’t find in Canada. I have to ship it to the US because it’s cheaper, and because you can’t order hard liquor by mail in BC.

God Bless America!
God Bless America!

Well, much like Playboy used to have those bi-annual “Special Editions”, the mailing list sent out a doozy of a “Special Release” notice the other day. Included are both special release editions from famous distilleries and released inventories from shuttered distilleries. Among the highlights:

BRORA 1977 – Distillery closed in 1983.

Age: 38 years old.

ABV: 48.6%.

# of Bottles in release: 2,984

Price: £1,425

Nose: Waxed boots and jackets, damp blankets and dogs, meaty touches with a hint of farmyard, autumn-leaf bonfires, musty cheese rind (in a good way) and a touch of tinned pineapple.

 

 

LAGAVULIN 25 YEAR OLD – 200th Anniversary Limited Edition

Age: 25 years old

ABV: 55%

# of bottles in release: 8000

Price: £799

Nose: Leather, salty peat, seashells, salted butter and sharp sea-spray. Rounded Crunchie-bar sweetness and fruity notes sat underneath, with sultanas, rich fruit cake and dark chocolate. Punchy medicinal notes and bung cloth are balanced by elegant waxed jacket notes, barley sugar, fruit gums and a hint of barrel char.

 

PORT ELLEN 1978 – Distillery closed in 1983.

Age: 37 years old.

ABV: 55.2%

# of bottles in release: 2,940

Price: £2,450

Nose: Sugared almonds, chamois leather, sherbet lemons, oily smoke, a hint of empty fish tins, brine, floral heather honey and bung cloth – an avalanche of flavours which work impressively well. As things calm down in the glass, spicy rye bread, musty green ferns and touches of hay appear.

It’s an intense dram, with water only adding more intensity – one to drink neat.

 

For the whisky drinkers among the Commentist Party, I give you your new gods.


Tonight’s sports:

 

MLB:

Yankees vs. Blue Jays (7:00 PM EST, ESPN2)

Kansas City Royals vs. Detroit Tigers (7:00 EST, TSN2)

CFB:

TCU vs. SMU (8:00 PM EST, ESPN)

Southern California vs. Utah (9:00 PM EST, FS1)

CFL

Toronto Argonauts vs. Ottawa REDBLACKS (7:00 PM EST, TSN1, 3, 4, 5)

Apologies for a truncated preview – our site maintenance is still fucking a lot of things up but we are so grateful to have the guidance of Internet Dad, aka our very own Darkest Timeline Zack Morris, working hard as hell to get everything fixed up. He’s a solid dude. Anyways, for those of you still currently able to log in – enjoy the open thread tonight as much as you can. Have fun! – The Maestro

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A Canadian man-child of indeterminate age, he stays young by selling alcohol at sporting events and yelling at the patrons he serves. Their rage nourishes his soul, and their tips pay for his numerous trips to various sporting events.
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JustStopDude

You know what is difficult, trying to explain to a polish coworker that yes the movie “The Warriors” is filmed in NYC and yes…it used to be that shitty.

Its funny, on the carrier, we would get kids from NY and act like they were tough as nails.

“Dude…they don’t even have porno shops in Times Square no more”

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

OK, this gif makes me feel better. A few human beings are OK…. from a distance.

http://67.media.tumblr.com/e20eae5f422720ae98d51401dd76cc59/tumblr_o8qbv4tZCX1rshr5to1_250.gif

Unsurprised

She should’ve gone full Natasha Fatale for her accent in the Avengers movies and not half-assed it because as-is it’s just annoying to hear her speak.

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https://gfycat.com/ImmenseFoolhardyGharial

JustStopDude

Its heritage…

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NOT hate…

JustStopDude
WCS

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WCS

So… now it’s working?

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The Maestro

Just keep your comments short. Rants apparently make things blow up on posting, which is annoying for embedding tweet html code.

BallsOfSteel

Looks that way! My phone works just fine. PK WEIRD!

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh
The Maestro

I’m trying to post a goddamn insane Whitlock rant on here and the site won’t let me 🙁

Unsurprised

For the best

Unsurprised

Fuck Texas. I hope all the fracking causes so many earthquakes that the Earth swallows up the entire state and sends it back to Hell where it belongs.

JustStopDude

You know what is so fucking mind twisting about texas?

One on fucking one…Texans are the nicest people on the planet. Once, I got delayed by like 5 hours to pick up a coworker at Houston airport. I get there, and I can’t find him. I call and ask him where he is at.

He’s at some suburb halfway between the airport and our site because a local saw him walking around the airport, tried to help him, and when the Texan found out this Estonian was in the US for the first time, offered to drive him 5 hours to the site, but they had to stop and get a good home cook dinner first.

This is like the norm for Texas. Now get three of them together, they fucking do crazy shit.

Unsurprised

I’ve either met very different Texans or I’m that much of an asshole

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

I don’t know; a high percentage of the ones I have met have the “don’t mess with Texas” hubristic, arrogant, willfully ignorant mindset, and their laws and school system reflect it deeply. Of course this is just anecdotal.

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh
theeWeeBabySeamus
Unsurprised

Apparently the context was to argue in favor of the unsupportable, but it’s still fucking bullshit and the “cons” are the weakest fucking milquetoast considering they are the arguments against MOTHERFUCKING SLAVERY

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

Yes, sorry I didn’t add context, but her thought process for the assignment just pissed me off.

Unsurprised

Not your fault. Her shitty work, assignment notwithstanding, is still more than worthy of brutal criticism.

theeWeeBabySeamus

WE’RE ALL GONNA GET IN A FIGHT!!!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FJfFZqTlWrQ

BallsOfSteel

So, Firefox and Chrome don’t work for my home computer, but Chrome worked at work. I am now on Internet Explorer and most of the comments you guys posted are blank. Did you post pictures, gifs, youtube links?

Unsurprised

Yes

theeWeeBabySeamus

Yes.

BallsOfSteel

I love you assholes.

theeWeeBabySeamus

Stay away from my asshole. Not telling you again.

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh
BallsOfSteel

This is weird. I got in but I have no idea how.

The story of my sex life.

theeWeeBabySeamus
Moose -The End Is Well Nigh
Unsurprised

I have a stupid long list of gfycat links and plenty of time today because I feel like shit.

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Unsurprised

Hopefully his partner is Lady Patience

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theeWeeBabySeamus

Best job in evar.

Unsurprised

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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh
theeWeeBabySeamus

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theeWeeBabySeamus

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Unsurprised

Snowball fight!

Unsurprised

I wish

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...

Jizz joke?

Jizz joke.

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh
Unsurprised

More Daniela Lopez Osorio

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theeWeeBabySeamus

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Unsurprised

Oh well. Her instagram feed is much better anyway.

https://www.instagram.com/alexisren/

theeWeeBabySeamus

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Brick Meathook

Wow, this website works!

I’ve been searching all day for news if something exploded last night.

Unsurprised

I guess WP hates Alexis Ren. This is not her, but maybe WP likes Daniela better.

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theeWeeBabySeamus

WP is obviously insane to no be loving dat ass.

theeWeeBabySeamus

Holy shit. That worked.
Hi fuckers. Dunno how long I’ll be here so I gotta call you all names while I have the chance.

Unsurprised

Pistols at twenty paces.

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Unsurprised

This Brazilian telenovela seems interesting.

https://vimeo.com/162908150

Unsurprised

The good parts begin at 1:20

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Gentlemen.

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JustStopDude
Kungjitsu
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Lothar of the Hill People

She seems nice. I’d like to read poetry to her.

BrettFavresColonoscopy

Limpid jets of love…

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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Lothar of the Hill People
BrettFavresColonoscopy

This has been a hard week. And no one took the bait when I suggested a stupid casino run. Sooooo time to drink?

Lothar of the Hill People

What are stupid casinos like? All the blackjack tables have one deck shoes?

BrettFavresColonoscopy

Yes?

Stupid far or stupid full of sad old people on oxygen?

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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Lothar of the Hill People

You know, the easiest way to get Colin Kaepernick to “shut up” with his protest would be to, you know, for the police to stop shooting unarmed black guys.

Lothar of the Hill People

I need a fucking edit button to fix my Trump-ish grammar.

herodotus450

But how will that get me adviews and click-throughs?

The Maestro

In CFL news, Jamill Smith just had a 109-yard missed field goal return TD for the Ottawa REDBLACKS and it was fucking awesome.

Sill Bimmons

Everyone in the US wants to see one of these two assholes fired:

http://crooksandliars.com/2016/09/mike-ditka-tells-colin-kaepernick-get-hell

Which one depends on which side of history you’re on.

King Hippo

How dare this unpatriotic young man exercise his right of free expression that soldiers swear an oath to fight and die to protect??

Is that the long and short of it, Ditka?

Lothar of the Hill People

No, I think there are a lot of people in Chicago that are just damn sick of Ditka. His crotchety old man schtick got old years ago.

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Seriously, fuck Ditka. That mediocre shithead probably did more to hurt those 80’s Bears teams than help them.

Sill Bimmons

Watching the Angry Birds movie.

Black Sabbath is the title credit song in a children’s film.

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herodotus450

Who knew he had the time to write movie soundtracks with the kitchen renovation and all the commenting he does around here?

JustStopDude

Heard once in a hardware store, “Closer” by NIN.

Fronkenshteen

Which song, “Hole In The Sky”?

Sill Bimmons

Paranoid.

I don’t get it either.

BrettFavresColonoscopy

Thanks to the powers that be for combining to get a preview published! Truly doing the Lords Work. Traci Lords.

http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-Us-m1nUVr30/UvkPb_LC0SI/AAAAAAAABMo/bZmnC8yR6gw/s1600/wanda5.gif

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