Your Wretched Excuse For A Primetime Game Thursday Night Open Thread

If nothing else this has fantasy implications and we get to see what is on each other’s mind. Hell, tomorraw be the end of the work week and we’re all grizzled veterans of faking it till 4. TO THE GAME!

Mia/Cincy-Der Bingles were 12-4 last year and are now 1-2. The Fins eked out an “I don’t want it, you can have it” race to the bottom OT win over the stinkin’ Brownies. Tannehill is STILL Miami’s leading rusher with count ’em, 54 yards. Despite all the talk (mine) about wr Green being an unstoppable beast-dog with superior dental hygiene, Miami’s Landry has 2 more receptions and 19 more yards on his CV. One wonders if Dalton is going to fling it (he will) because he’s been sacked silly the first three weeks. De Wake thinks that is just de-lovely. Seriously, this Fins D gives up 4.5 yards per carry-time for rb’s Hill and little-used Bernard to get off. Cincy shouldn’t get all excited about a potential blow-out win because their secondary has given up the 2nd-most TD passes (9) so far. If you’re starting te Cameron in fantasy you should get your shit together-he’s been “concussion protocol-ed”. If you’re in some wacky, jazz hands-a-flailing deep-as-hell league you may want to grab Dion Sims-he’s starting tonight.

Now, ALL DIGITS ON DECK!