If nothing else this has fantasy implications and we get to see what is on each other’s mind. Hell, tomorraw be the end of the work week and we’re all grizzled veterans of faking it till 4. TO THE GAME!
Mia/Cincy-Der Bingles were 12-4 last year and are now 1-2. The Fins eked out an “I don’t want it, you can have it” race to the bottom OT win over the stinkin’ Brownies. Tannehill is STILL Miami’s leading rusher with count ’em, 54 yards. Despite all the talk (mine) about wr Green being an unstoppable beast-dog with superior dental hygiene, Miami’s Landry has 2 more receptions and 19 more yards on his CV. One wonders if Dalton is going to fling it (he will) because he’s been sacked silly the first three weeks. De Wake thinks that is just de-lovely. Seriously, this Fins D gives up 4.5 yards per carry-time for rb’s Hill and little-used Bernard to get off. Cincy shouldn’t get all excited about a potential blow-out win because their secondary has given up the 2nd-most TD passes (9) so far. If you’re starting te Cameron in fantasy you should get your shit together-he’s been “concussion protocol-ed”. If you’re in some wacky, jazz hands-a-flailing deep-as-hell league you may want to grab Dion Sims-he’s starting tonight.
Now, ALL DIGITS ON DECK!
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Sleveless or off-shoulder dresses: why make other kinds?
/turns into oatmeal
Grand Theft Auto: San Andreas is still the best of the series. I will fight a motherfucker over this.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u31FO_4d9TY
I liked Grand Theft Auto: Ford Field personally.
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That Dalton sack was so sad to watch — Orange on Orange violence is a tragedy.
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Ginger lives don’t matter.
What about gingers in uniform?
Just her.
So I know the Hoboken station pretty well from my days in high school and general degeneracy of that period and holy shit, are those photos terrifying.
Certain NJ Transit lines have more space than others (mine had 6-7 cars but terminated at Penn Station), I believe this car had 3 which is insanity for a rush-hour commuter train to essentially a major New York City hub. People shouldn’t be standing on that train.
Honestly, some of the East Coast’s subways are raging shitpiles. DC Metro catches fire every 3-4 days. NYC works but the whole infrastructure is outdated.
Fuck it, I need a drink.
To be fair, a lot of people are standing on those services because they’re too stupid to spread out on the platform.
The end cars of that train probably had seats.
Just wait for the next fucking train, people.
Weirdly enough, at Newark Penn, the entrance to my line was in the back so the front was always empty on the way off.
Depends on the platform you get off on. If it’s the southern tracks at Union Station, there’s only one way off the platform and if you don’t want to stand for a few minutes to get off the platform, you have to be in the front car.
Fortunately, those trains are much more likely to stop moving that keep moving. Just a couple days ago I board a train and it simply didn’t depart. Basically, the train just broke and no one could say how long it would be before it would move again. And they have to use those locomotives because they don’t have any spares to pull one out of service to fix it. So, if it breaks, you’re fucked. This is what happens when you refuse to fund public transit.
We suck. Wither revolution?
Union Station in Chicago is a badly outdated station with very little room in the concourse and often-crowded trains. I’d imagine that the sort of crash in Hoboken would kill just as many people here as it did there.
Yeah Hoboken is from 1908 I believe.
Well, there’s an issue that this train didn’t have speed reducing precautions because the federal government said, “This needs to be in place within 3 years or else… we’ll just give you a two-year extension and just say you’re doing something”
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e30IPZslol0
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=51t1OsPSdBc
Sorry…forgot. NSFW. Shouldn’t need to be said, but still.
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NSFW
NSFW
NSFW
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Hee hee…I was wondering why you said it thrice.
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Goddamnit Dolphins. Just because you’re dressed like the 1976 Tampa Bay Bucs doesn’t mean you have to play like them.
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Mike Nugent is the son that Ted’s parents wish they had.
That’s fucking funny.
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Just Mike? I bet Ted Nugent’s parents would have preferred John Merrick.
I hate that guy. He pretty much single handedly stole a W from my alma mater while at tOSU.
How did Ted Nugent do that?
NOW is it FGkakke mode?
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For fuck’s sake Zampese, get hill some fucking points
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AJ Green is just…
/God Damn!
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Just throw it deep to AJ!
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Holy shit. A baseball game actually ended in a tie.
Oh wow holy shit.
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I had totally forgotten about that All-Star Game.
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So all those “That’s the beauty of baseball; no clock” blowtards can finally eat shit until they shit it?
This is a day of glory.
“Of course baseball games can end in ties! You didn’t know that?”
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as someone whod doesn’t watch baseball, how unusual is that?
Once a decade maybe.
Very.
Usually games like the Cubs-Pirates games are considered “suspended” and made up later. But since this is so late in the season and the game is unlikely to impact the standings in any way, it’ll likely never be completed. But since it went more than 5 innings, it’s an official game in which nobody won.
I had to poke around and found the last was in 2005.
WHOA whoa whoa woo; team Tartar is beating Team Sidney Crybaby?
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I’m liking the Bengal’s uni.
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Evening! I didn’t know the Tennessee Volunteers were playing.
I ALREADY MADE THAT JOKE!
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Welp, it’s 10 pm.
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Nothing about Tracy Wolfson belongs on the teevee.
There may be no words in our language that rhyme with orange, but there are plenty that rhyme with “shit.”
“tit” is my favorite of the lot.
Wait…forgot about “clit”.
Damn.
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May have just found your problem with women. If you have a problem of course.
Typical male, forgetting about the clit.
Needs a map.
Why nawt both?
Like this game. Wait, you said rhyme, not definition.
Nor purple, nor silver.
Three colors with no rhyme. WEIRD
I’ve always thought that a “milver” should be a guy who goes around banging milfs, but that’s just me.
Boo@This
I just know that as soon as I leave this bar and stagger back to my room, some smoking hot young blonde dying to lose her virginity to a displaced Cowboys homer will plant her barely legal rump on the stool next to mine and settle for the Eagles fan passed out in his chicken wing bones. Maybe I shouldn’t leave yet…
Well if you stay long enough you’ll think that’s what happened but if it happens at closing time my advice is that when you wake up you leave the room quickly and run out the door without looking back.
Even if you wake up in your own house.
Don’t leave, she just texted me and I told her to get lost
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Why am I still sober? I’m a lawyer now.
Chad Johnson: A Football Life Lived by a Complete and Total Douchenozzle
Godammit. How do you get rid of club soda stains?
Blood?
Yep, and plenty of it.
Red wine, but be sure to rub. Don’t blot.
Try powdered water
Got any hot tar?
Wow. She cleans up well.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FiaSSf39bEQ
‘The homeless man’s Elizabeth Banks’.
She don’t bat for our team. A damn shame.
Speak for yourself, I dig girls too.
Like that really matters. It’s not like I’m having sex with straight women either.
Every time I see Jimmy Fallon I just want to punch him as hard as I can and keep doing it until my arm falls off.
Last day at the old job tomorrow.
New job start Monday.
Ravens home game Sunday.
If I stop drinking around 11 on Sunday night, I should be okay.
Right?
Where’s “profit” in this equation?
STOP drinking?
You quitter.
Jeebus fucking Christmas. Baseball ends, yet football is only at fucking halftime? How’s a guy supposed to rub one out and yet still get to bed at a reasonable hour? COME ON, NFL!!!!!
How the FUCK did they manage to get halftime and the 2nd intermission to coincide?!
Because Bettman had his orders.
It’s a conspiracy!
I am now forced to do some laundry.
Biased liberal man. Biased liberal media.
Life is not fair
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THIS DOLPHINS OFFENSE, I CALL THEM GARFIELD, BECAUSE THEY’RE ORANGE AND REFUSE TO DO ANYTHING PRODUCTIVE
the only thing that would make this joke better was if it was a monday night game
My decision to start Davante Parker seems to have been…poor.
Is he even playing?
Who?
You know, black guy, fast, plays football?
Jack Burton.
ME.
This first half was the saddest thing to happen to a Miami sports team this week.
You missed the game where the equipment manager fucked up and put everyone on the team in the same jersey. I bet the stats-keeper was really confused. Talk about a fuckup! The players were so pissed, after the game they all got together and threw their hats down on the pitcher’s mound in disgust.
/spit take
Not quite FGkakke level yet but I’d say we’re getting there.
I sence plaid in our near future.
There’s a little cafe near my hotel that serves a decent variety of microbrews…and Pabst Blue Ribbon. I fucking hate hipsters.
Dude, I live in Portland.
Let it go.
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A little cafe? Do they play guitars all night and all day? Can you hear them in the back room strumming?
That’s better analizing* of this game than any “network/sports reporter/insider” has done so far. Well seen, Scotchnaut!!
Thanks bucko.
Bourbon #3 is teed up.
By the way, is there anyone fucking here tonight?
If I was, I wouldn’t be typing.
(get it?)
I’m masturbating, does that count?
I never fuck, even though I have more reason to now than ever.
(maybe)
Does it require the participation of another human being?
I’m with you just not posting for the most part (this would be my first one)
These Miami uniforms are making me wish I bought the Fanta orange soda instead of the Mexican coke at the candy store this afternoon.
As long as you got the SPONCH!
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Anyone else impressed at how completely Curt Schilling went from sports hero to deplorable lunatic?
This is your hero, Red Sox fans.
It’s not even that he’s conservative, because tons of baseball players are that. It’s that he was willing to forfeit MILLIONS of dollars in the form of a cushy TV gig because he just couldn’t stop sharing bullshit memes publicly. I can’t imagine having that little self-control. It’s pathetic.
He’s a baseball player, which automatically makes him a shithead to me.
Schilling saw Tim Thomas threatening to take the “Boston sports star with the douchiest political views” title and came back swinging HARD
I never liked him but his recent stuff has been really something. He’s going to shoot one of his kids when the crash the car into the garbage cans and he thinks ISIS has finally come for him, and I’m not really kidding about that. He is fucking nuts.
Attitude change I’d love to see in the nfl: when there’s a fumble, as soon as the refs make a call, just start the play clock and walk away from the pile.
A competent Bengals performance. Which horseman is that?
1. They’re playing the Dolphins. Their derp may outrank them.
2. Just wait…
Wait, fucked that up. Try this
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Stupid sexy slashers…
She looks like someone I know, especially around the tits.
Sorry for the quality, but I saw some quality irrational hate on the back of a truck in Salem I had to share. I guess someone is made Burning Man sold out.
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Here’s what you get for watching this shit circus
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Just heard an “omaha”