Yes…yes you do have to watch this game. There’s Advil® in the cabinet, I suggest you utilize it. And stay hydrated.
It’s been a looooong day of derp and bleergh already. Some of which the NFL exported across the pond. I’ll leave the comical recap-ish quips to my good friend, El Hippo tomorrow morning. But I will say this:
The bestest thing that ever came out of London was this….
Sexiest Alice in ever. Call me, Alice. Please.
But sadly, if she does finally lift the restraining order, I’ll be too tired and too inebriated to do anything about it. Up yours, London. Starting footballing at 9:30am is surprisingly not so great. tWBS not so great at the slow burn as it turns out. Hopefully Alice will understand when the blood flow cannot be diverted properly. No good deed…etc., etc.
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KC @ Pitt
The last time out, the Steelers got punched in the mouth hard by the Eagles. I mean lead pipe to the mandible level hard. Like, spitting out teeth hard. I was embarrassed for them. Seriously. In spite of being a Ratbirds homer, the Steelers do happen to be my 2nd. I know, I’m weird. At home tonight, they’ll be looking to show themselves and the world that they are not the giant vaginal orifices they appeared to be last week.
KC comes in after a convincing win over the J-E-T-S, Jets, Jets, Jets last week. But then again, it was the J-E-T-S, Jets, Jets, Jets. So there ya go. Andy Reid was already working the clock as only he can immediately after that one….
“It’s important we enjoy this today and then get ourselves ready for the Steelers. We have a ton of room to improve – absolutely. We have a lot of things we can take out of this and we’ll do that work,” Reid said after the win on Sunday.
Both clubs come in with 2-1 marks. The Steelers have a -3 advantage according to Vegas. Both teams have a lot of question marks on both sides of the ball.
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Hey, it’s football. And it could be worse. It could be NYG @ Minny.
/looks at schedule for MNF tomorrow
Really? Sonofabitch!!!!!
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Try to stay conscious ppl. Rapey McGrayPenis might forcibly mount Andy Reid by halftime. You wouldn’t want to miss that.
Ok, maybe you would 😉
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Just remember kids. At the end of the day, win or lose, Trump’s supporters are losers like he is. They support him because they are losers. And nothing that happens from November 8 onward will change the fact that they are losers. Fuck them.
But there are so damned many of them, you can’t help but fear what they could do.
Yeah, but a disproportionate number of them are old. And a lot of the others are just bullies — they’ll yell a lot of shit to reporters at a rally where they have a 1,000-to-1 numbers advantage, but that’s about it. I doubt many of them are going to take up Trump’s suggestion to go to a polling precinct in black neighborhoods in Philly.
I don’t care what they do. They’re losers. Anything they try to do they will fuck up. Because, again, they’re losers.
If you listen closely, you can hear Otto weeping from his secret, secure bunker somewhere in the Ozarks.
Venturing dangerously close to on-air rape jokes now
well, at least Tiny Hands has enough time…AHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
NOOOOOOOOOOOTTTT HEEEEEEEEEEEEEATH
The best part of a real life TEOTWAKI is that the people best suited to survive are immigrants and minorities. Whitey is fucked. The revolution cannot come soon enough
HATE THE NAME LOVE THE GAMEDOWN WOO
Am I the only one who gets mad at the way NBC does their bumper scoreboard so the ones digit DOESN’T FUCKING LINE UP?
It would seem so
perhaps when he gets out, The Juice can try to brand his own line of toilet wine? Would make for a fun Christmas office gift.
I was perusing post-apocalyptic books on Amazon and more than one of these books had in the description, “Warning: This book is not politically correct.” Of course, that mean it’s a right-wing jack material about how terrible all liberals will be when Russia/China/United Islamist Republic decide to finally murder us all because they HATE AMERICA.
I guess Amazon allows a lot of shit to get published and sold.
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teh white straight Christian male is the real endangered species ,, ppl forget that imo godbless
In a perfect world
WHO IS LOOKING OUT FOAR HIS FUTURE
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No one, because fuck him and everyone like him.
It’s always funny to see these white supremacists as they’re almost always mediocrity incarnate both physically and mentally. No superior race is being bred and reared by these loons.
White skin, blue eyes and blond hair are all deleterious mutations brought on by inhospitable climate and nutrition.
Thier just telling it like it is. If your offended dont read so much.
They sell books where people fuck dinosaurs.
Which makes your point even more valid because these wing nut books are even stupider and poorly made than those.
I was just so used to reading professionally written descriptions of books that it was a bit jarring to see these obviously less-quality books being offered up along side some decent pieces of fiction. I definitely chuckled at a few of these stories.
MOAR BUBBLE SCREENS THAN HALEY AND ARIANS COMBINED
And my personal favorite Weekend Update joke:
“In Milwaukee, Wisconsin, a man allowed his 8-year old daughter to take the wheel of his car and an accident ensued that damaged 7 other cars and injured 6 people. Which once again proves my theory, women can’t drive.”
And German women can’t drive while loving David Hasselhoff.
“This week after a Los Angeles restaurant refused to seat him, OJ Simpson demanded and got $500 in compensation. In addtion, the restaurant must now offer separate murderer and non-murderer sections.”
separate BUT EQUAL??
why was that Chef sucking on a pacifier? Is there also a rave going on??
Oh, Bo…
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I MEMBER BO
“In a highly unusual ruling, the California state supreme court declared this week that OJ Simpson attorney Alan Dershowitz is, quote, ‘one ugly bastard.'”
BRING BACK SPORTS SHOW!!!
Especially his soul. Or what passes for it.
GE Engineer woman is the new Lily from AT&T
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I still love you, Lily. I have enough unrequited lust to go around.
Flying block!
womp womp
The courts may not think THE BEN is guilty but the fucking refs do.
If TAWWWWMY took 1% of the flagrant late hits THE BEN takes with no flags P*ts fans would lose their fucking minds.
NAWT FAYUHHHHH (HARF!)
That implies that they haven’t already lost their minds over Deflategate. We’ve got footage of Ben Affleck to the contrary,
Also Bill Burr’s podcast twice a week.
Sill, Tawmmy is in a league unto himself. I’m not disputing your point about Ben, but Tawmmy is not the comparison. No QB in the league–not even Rodgers–gets anything near the treatment Tawmmy gets.
I think Roethlisberger and Newton take a lot more abuse without flags than other QBs mainly because they’re so big. Refs see them as the same size (or bigger) as some of the guys hitting them and think, ‘well, that’s not a penalty.’
3rd and 29? BLITZ!
Come on, Steelers. You’re falling off the 88-0 pace.
3rd and 29?
NFL BLITZ!
Damn, beat me to it.
There’s still time
The Cowboys are 3-1 with a rookie QB
Setting up for another hilarious December letdown
Nice to see the surviving members of Loverboy getting work
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Andy Reid blows
So three crotch thrusts by A. Brown “Got him fifteen yards” adds up to five yards of penis per stroke? Seems about right…
hey
got loaded banh mi and summer rolls from the place near my hotel
suh due
leftover spaghetti and grilled meatballs here
Extremely underrated dumb action flick.
A steelers blowout…..means vodka and HOTS
Three pumps. If he had stopped at two…
Rapey is looking Carson Wentz-esque
Is there a reason the rapist couldn’t play like this last week?
I haven’t seen Chiefs get fucked this bad since Andrew Jackson
Good at footballdown!
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Brown gave three pumps, that’s a flag.
WILL YOU STOP WITH THE FUCKING CELEBRATION FOULS
This team doesn’t know the meaning of “STOP”
Welp I might just go to bed.
Andy Reid, Super-Genius.
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Time is a flat circle….the Browns will be good again
Again?
You have one job Punter. ONE JOB!
ALL THE HERPS THAT ARE FIT TO DERP
This offense is predicated on sustaining horrible injuries for small gains.
Andy Reid, on the Battle of the Somme
The Haig/Reid Corollary
Where else can you get quality WWI NFL jokes? Nowhere, that’s where
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God I hate the Steelers. This is all your fault Cincy, for years you should have put this fuckers in their place.
If we’ve learned one thing from the last two Steelers-Bengals games, its this.
Search your feelings, Steeler Nation. You know it to be true!
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Though I may stay for the Chief Derp.
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And there’s us! Wait, don’t run faster!