Yes…yes you do have to watch this game. There’s Advil® in the cabinet, I suggest you utilize it. And stay hydrated.
It’s been a looooong day of derp and bleergh already. Some of which the NFL exported across the pond. I’ll leave the comical recap-ish quips to my good friend, El Hippo tomorrow morning. But I will say this:
The bestest thing that ever came out of London was this….
Sexiest Alice in ever. Call me, Alice. Please.
But sadly, if she does finally lift the restraining order, I’ll be too tired and too inebriated to do anything about it. Up yours, London. Starting footballing at 9:30am is surprisingly not so great. tWBS not so great at the slow burn as it turns out. Hopefully Alice will understand when the blood flow cannot be diverted properly. No good deed…etc., etc.
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KC @ Pitt
The last time out, the Steelers got punched in the mouth hard by the Eagles. I mean lead pipe to the mandible level hard. Like, spitting out teeth hard. I was embarrassed for them. Seriously. In spite of being a Ratbirds homer, the Steelers do happen to be my 2nd. I know, I’m weird. At home tonight, they’ll be looking to show themselves and the world that they are not the giant vaginal orifices they appeared to be last week.
KC comes in after a convincing win over the J-E-T-S, Jets, Jets, Jets last week. But then again, it was the J-E-T-S, Jets, Jets, Jets. So there ya go. Andy Reid was already working the clock as only he can immediately after that one….
“It’s important we enjoy this today and then get ourselves ready for the Steelers. We have a ton of room to improve – absolutely. We have a lot of things we can take out of this and we’ll do that work,” Reid said after the win on Sunday.
Both clubs come in with 2-1 marks. The Steelers have a -3 advantage according to Vegas. Both teams have a lot of question marks on both sides of the ball.
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Hey, it’s football. And it could be worse. It could be NYG @ Minny.
/looks at schedule for MNF tomorrow
Really? Sonofabitch!!!!!
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Try to stay conscious ppl. Rapey McGrayPenis might forcibly mount Andy Reid by halftime. You wouldn’t want to miss that.
Ok, maybe you would 😉
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Gosh Almighty, Selena Gomez is purdy
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our liddle girl is all growed up…… and apparently has a few fetishes…. which is good.
“Nothing goes right for Cleveland these days.” As opposed to the other days?
That Penn State kicker can go fuck himself right in the pee hole. I wish he really did get blasted instead of just getting hit in the shoulder and then flopping like he was trying to win the all-time soccer flop world cup.
Also, double fuck him because he goes to Boy Raper U
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You, too, can grow up to only ever disappoint a woman. Twice.
Ugh. That twice was fucked. I don’t know what I was going for.
Tell your browser to tell her to tell her to hit it:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=npUYWt-LX-Q
Now I’m confused. Which was first? ^^^this or
Garfunkel and Oates’ with Pregnant Women Are Smug?
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Built for comfort.
And functionality!
And durability!
+1 howl
A 16 play drive to cut it to 29. This is should be right up there on the Alex Smith highlight reel.
If only that.
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Catch: How do they work?
Leslie Odom finally getting the fruits of that sweet, sweet Hamilton train.
Still can’t believe there’s a new Plinkett review.
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I can play along!
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I don’t think those are original equipment:
To quote Jay Cutler: “DOOOOONNNNNN’TTTTT CAAAAARRRE”
I’d be surprised if they were fake.
It just doesn’t fit with who she is.
Yeah, it’d be surprising if an adult that pretends to be someone else for a living did something fake.
@Can’tDoNothing
Agreed. Uzbek refugee, extensive humanitarian work. Well documented photographic evidence from the time she was little. She’s just blessed that way.
No way these are fake:
I promise to let you know should I ever get the chance to find out.
I have an urge to be a motorboatin’ sunovabitch.
Are they built for speed or pleasure? Doesn’t matter. Still would.
The apparent bounceyness and the way she usually keeps them is major structurally sound bra equipment makes me think they are naturals. She is a voluptuous woman anyway, so that is also an indicator. The only real way to settle this is for me to examine them VERY closely.
Consume responsibly:
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Crap
https://youtu.be/DAQ8J7vDy4E
Forgot I had this in an open tab from before I went shopping.
Looks like she needs the Tom Cruise stool.
Hi
I could do this all night.
Old school Lily:
This should keep Sill’s attention…up:
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I don’t know what the English put in the water that so many of their otherwise unremarkable, pasty women have at minimum D cups, but I appreciate it.
I do love a good boob window.
CRIS JUST PLEASE SHUT THE FUCK UP BEFORE I DECIDE TO DRINK A GLASS OF DRANO
FUCK GOLF AND FUCK YOU
I HATE THE FUCKING SHIT OUT OF YOU. YOU BAG OF ROTTING SHIT.
What’s up dudes? I’m having a great fucking night….not. How ’bout you assholes?
We’re out of ibuprofen. I don’t want to switch to my other meds until I go to bed.
Did you remember to stay hydrated?
Yes, it’s been a fuckpit of a day. I’m sober and fuck Harbaugh, Flacco, Trestman, every bandwagon Raiders fan, and the fact that I have to watch football in October with that shit ass Pepto Bismal pink splashed all over the goddamn place.
Not Great. Found out one of my favorite uncles died at 90. He survived Pearl Harbor, Iwo Jima and two ex-wives but old age got him. Downing a few in remembrance of Uncle Bill.
Cheers to Uncle Bill. Sorry for your loss.
Sorry man. Here’s for Uncle Bill
https://youtu.be/lJqX0zC00gU
This is one of my favorite songs by them.
That whole album is great pole to pole.
I’m tossing one back to him.
Age gets us all even if nothing else does.
Kudos to him.
Thank you all, he would have loved hanging out here, smoking his cigars, drinking his whiskey and being snarky as hell. Plus the everlasting poker games. But he never got the hang of computers….
Hi everybody. It’s cold as balls here in Stumptown
We’ve reached the ‘smoking is cool’ portion of tonight’s broadcast.
STOP TALKING ABOUT GOLF
In fairness they’re covering this game.
Trump is gonna win
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THIS GAME, I CALL IT BEN IN THE BATHROOM, CAUSE HE KEEPS POUNDING AND POUNDING AWAY, WITHOUT ANY SIGN OF LETTING UP
Yes, congrats Mrs. Wheaton.
Stupid moderation just because I linked to something NSFW
Wake up, Chiefs! Boobs!
http://imgur.com/T9rZ4un
Apparently the Orioles won some game. Like that fucking matters.
This game
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Andy Reid’s gameplan:
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Wow, what a shit ravens game – and the multitude of fake Raiders fans was invigorating. They should all go die in a fire.
I am sober due to new job tomorrow. Fuck this shit.
And our favorite announcers are wearing their black and gold knee pads, and wearing holes in them from so much use.
I can’t wait to not watch Conviction!!!
… said Ben
But … but …
So let’s discuss how this makes Philly the best team in the league
HOTS is it
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They’d better sit The Ben…all that rain might destroy any potential DNA evidence.
Guys, I gotta be honest: I’m playing Dragon Age: Inquisition instead of watching this game.
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That’s quite unexpected.
I’m catheterizing my urethra with a rusty barbecue skewer instead of watching this game.
I’m no urologist but my recommendation would still be against doing that.
Can’t believe you’d recommend watching this game.
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https://www.movieposter.com/posters/archive/main/169/MPW-84524
dammit.
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I’ve actually surrendered the remote to Mrs. Nobyl, that’s how bad this has been to watch.
I hope she provided some concessions prior to your surrender.
TBD
If there’s one thing US history has taught me, it’s that conquering nations always come through on promised accommodations to defeated parties.
That was a mighty impressive kick when you factor in that he fucking fell down.
And Gregggggggggggggggggggggggggg etches into his notebook…
Why doesn’t anybody listen to me anymoI MEAN GAME OVER
Old school
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Going into this game, I needed 10 points from Smith and/or Santos for a FFB win. Going into halftime, I need 10 points from Smith and/or Santos for a FFB win.
Did Mike Tomlin ask the ref for a running clock?
at 0-29…he checks it down. He can’t help it, must be a sickness of some varietal.
Alex Smith is the last item on the value menu of quarterbacks.
Ryan Tannehill would like a word with that menu…
It’s a VALUE menu
The score has gotten so bad they’ve resorted to formula one standings?
Pretty entertaining race last night!