Yes…yes you do have to watch this game.  There’s Advil® in the cabinet, I suggest you utilize it.  And stay hydrated.

It’s been a looooong day of derp and bleergh already.  Some of which the NFL exported across the pond.  I’ll leave the comical recap-ish quips to my good friend, El Hippo tomorrow morning.  But I will say this:

The bestest thing that ever came out of London was this….

Sexiest Alice in ever.  Call me, Alice.  Please.

But sadly, if she does finally lift the restraining order, I’ll be too tired and too inebriated to do anything about it.  Up yours, London.  Starting footballing at 9:30am is surprisingly not so great.  tWBS not so great at the slow burn as it turns out.  Hopefully Alice will understand when the blood flow cannot be diverted properly.  No good deed…etc., etc.

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KC @ Pitt

The last time out, the Steelers got punched in the mouth hard by the Eagles.  I mean lead pipe to the mandible level hard.  Like, spitting out teeth hard.  I was embarrassed for them.  Seriously.  In spite of being a Ratbirds homer, the Steelers do happen to be my 2nd.  I know, I’m weird.  At home tonight, they’ll be looking to show themselves and the world that they are not the giant vaginal orifices they appeared to be last week.

KC comes in after a convincing win over the J-E-T-S, Jets, Jets, Jets last week.  But then again, it was the J-E-T-S, Jets, Jets, Jets.  So there ya go.  Andy Reid was already working the clock as only he can immediately after that one….

“It’s important we enjoy this today and then get ourselves ready for the Steelers. We have a ton of room to improve – absolutely. We have a lot of things we can take out of this and we’ll do that work,” Reid said after the win on Sunday.

Both clubs come in with 2-1 marks.  The Steelers have a -3 advantage according to Vegas.  Both teams have a lot of question marks on both sides of the ball.

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Hey, it’s football.  And it could be worse.  It could be NYG @ Minny.

/looks at schedule for MNF tomorrow

Really?  Sonofabitch!!!!!

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Try to stay conscious ppl.  Rapey McGrayPenis might forcibly mount Andy Reid by halftime.  You wouldn’t want to miss that.

Ok, maybe you would 😉

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