25 questions about two knuckleheads

Our dear author, Cuntler, is unavailable this week so I am pitching in.  What is our topic this week?

1- What must it have been like growing up in that family?

2- Archie was kind of a shitty QB, wasn’t he?

3- Or was it because the Saints have sucked for so long and really didn’t have an offensive line?

4- Do you think Cooper is actually the son of a New Orleans courtesan?

5- The word “courtesan” is pretty great, isn’t it?

6- How many gallons of milk did Olivia have to buy each week?  My brother and I went through at least two or three and we weren’t sons of a crappy QB, so how much does that project out to?

7- Do you think courtesans charge extra if milk comes out?

8- Was that gross?  That may have been gross.  Maybe?

9- How pissed off is San Diego at the Manning family?

10- How pissed off can San Diego really be at anyone?  Have you ever visited?  It’s gorgeous!

11- Now that I think about it, maybe San Diego is pissed at the California legislature for passing a law specifically directed at Sea World?

12- How does Sea World not have a sushi restaurant on site?  I mean, the Zoo sells hamburgers at the snack shops.

13- Did you know that Tijuana has its own bullring and its own very good soccer team?

14- Have you ever driven back to the US from TJ?

15- Is $7 per pill for Viagra a good deal?

16- Archie probably needs Viagra, doesn’t he?

17- Why isn’t Peyton shilling for Cialis?

18- Don’t you think Ashley would enjoy a nice tub in the yard?

19- Does Peyton have kids yet?  More importantly, does he have a son?

20- That poor kid is going to be ridiculed at school, isn’t he?

21- Or maybe he’ll be the most popular kid because he can provide the hookup with pizza for parties?

22- With all the HGH running through Ashley, will that kid grow up to be taller than Brocky?

23- Does anyone still think Brocky should have been the Broncos’ QB this year?

24- If Houston faces Denver in the playoffs, will Peter King have an orgasm due to all the hot taeks he can shit out?

25- Why does Peyton pretend he doesn’t know Eli is still playing?

26- Is that a subtle dig at the Giants?

27- Is this why Odell Beckham has been depressed lately?

28- Does ODB wish Peyton and Eli switched sides?

29- Does Victor Cruz go to salsa clubs in New York?

30- Does he pronounce it “seltzer”?

31- Wait, I have a meeting?  Ok, gotta go!