Our dear author, Cuntler, is unavailable this week so I am pitching in. What is our topic this week?
1- What must it have been like growing up in that family?
2- Archie was kind of a shitty QB, wasn’t he?
3- Or was it because the Saints have sucked for so long and really didn’t have an offensive line?
4- Do you think Cooper is actually the son of a New Orleans courtesan?
5- The word “courtesan” is pretty great, isn’t it?
6- How many gallons of milk did Olivia have to buy each week? My brother and I went through at least two or three and we weren’t sons of a crappy QB, so how much does that project out to?
7- Do you think courtesans charge extra if milk comes out?
8- Was that gross? That may have been gross. Maybe?
9- How pissed off is San Diego at the Manning family?
10- How pissed off can San Diego really be at anyone? Have you ever visited? It’s gorgeous!
11- Now that I think about it, maybe San Diego is pissed at the California legislature for passing a law specifically directed at Sea World?
12- How does Sea World not have a sushi restaurant on site? I mean, the Zoo sells hamburgers at the snack shops.
13- Did you know that Tijuana has its own bullring and its own very good soccer team?
14- Have you ever driven back to the US from TJ?
15- Is $7 per pill for Viagra a good deal?
16- Archie probably needs Viagra, doesn’t he?
17- Why isn’t Peyton shilling for Cialis?
18- Don’t you think Ashley would enjoy a nice tub in the yard?
19- Does Peyton have kids yet? More importantly, does he have a son?
20- That poor kid is going to be ridiculed at school, isn’t he?
21- Or maybe he’ll be the most popular kid because he can provide the hookup with pizza for parties?
22- With all the HGH running through Ashley, will that kid grow up to be taller than Brocky?
23- Does anyone still think Brocky should have been the Broncos’ QB this year?
24- If Houston faces Denver in the playoffs, will Peter King have an orgasm due to all the hot taeks he can shit out?
25- Why does Peyton pretend he doesn’t know Eli is still playing?
26- Is that a subtle dig at the Giants?
27- Is this why Odell Beckham has been depressed lately?
28- Does ODB wish Peyton and Eli switched sides?
29- Does Victor Cruz go to salsa clubs in New York?
30- Does he pronounce it “seltzer”?
31- Wait, I have a meeting? Ok, gotta go!
31. Enjoy the church basement coffee. Oh, not that kind of meeting?
Yahoo was hacked two years ago, coincidentally around the same time they broke their system by letting NSA read everyone’s emails.
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Archie; probably would have been a good to great QB on a good team, but was on a shitty team with even a shittier offensive line. I am surprised he isn’t at Jim McMahon levels of CTE.
He is mafia style “family oriented” by backing up his son no matter what against the sexual assault…… errr I mean allegations.
Hey, thanks! I was going to be too tardy (more so than usual) to complete it. Moose, you want to do the 25 questions next week? I will be back for Week 6.
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Yes, me or the Hippo.
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I watched the new Magnificent Seven last night after the Mets lost. I think I had the same look on my face as Syndegaard did at the end of the game after the movie was over.
Then, this morning when I woke up two hours early and couldn’t go back to sleep, I started watching Miss Peregrine’s Home For Peculiar Children.
In short: my TV and movie viewing of the last 24 hours has been SEVERELY DISAPPOINTING.
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I blued myself.
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Oh, good lord. Some people animated the Rick & Morty reading of the Georgia v. Allen prelim hearing.
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Fucking great and courtesan is the BEST WORD. So goddamned fucking classy, just as the profession itself. Those ladies are America’s unsung heroes, people.
“I remember being in that picture…what a fun day!”
– Trent Green
I run a trivia night. I gotta think of a good round to throw in. I usually do a Family Feud round, but I’ve spent all the archive info I care to seek out. Any good bar trivia rounds you guys have taken part in?
I’m going to one at the pizza joint/bar tonight because when I dropped in on the tail end of trivia night a couple weeks ago I was awestruck at how easy the questions were.
It may not be in the best taste, but you could do a hurricane round
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If it isn’t too late, I once participated in a trivia night with a photo round that was dog breeds.
Funny enough I did a round of pictures of puppies and asked for their breeds. But picture round is a round I do every week.
Unsurprised, Esq.
12- How does Sea World not have a sushi restaurant on site? I mean, the Zoo sells hamburgers at the snack shops.
Have you ever had a walrus chase you because he thinks you have its food? Since you don’t live in Kansas City, I assume not.
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I’ve never understood the fascination with Archie and tolerated the Mannings more when Peyton had just one ring. One more Eli’s thing! And the prospect of five championships for the Mannings is just… ?
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Peybot has twins. The boy is named Marshall, which would be embarrassing enough if his daughter’s name wasn’t Mosley.
I’m sure Peyton has already spoken to someone at CBS about a future police procedure for his boy. Marshal Manning just kinda rolls off the tongue, don’t you think?
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Marshall! Marshall! Marshall!
33. Archie and Olivia have 1,000% gone to Halloween parties dressed like the comic book characters
34. Is Olivia a Betty or Veronica? Or a Jughead, maybe?
35. Let’s be honest; we know who the Jughead is in that family.
36. Ashley is the Moose on account of all the HGH, which she totally takes and was absolutely not Peyton’s.
Obligatory edit!
34. Is there porn of the Manning bro—OH GOD WHY DID I SAY THAT NOW THERE ACTUALLY WILL BE, GET IT OUT!
RULE 34 MOTHERFUCKER
Manning on Manning
HuManning Centipede
Gey for Pey-ton
Olympia Dukakis stars in “Olivia Bukakkes”
The oldest brother jacks off Michael Hutchence: “Hangin’ with Mr. Cooper”
Archie Manning stars in “When The Saints Go Felching In”
Theme music is from Three Dog Night:
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Eli’s First Wet Dream?
32. Does Balls not know how to count to 25?
The answer is obviously no.
Or yes? Reading comprehension is difficult this early on the West Coast.