Your Super Entertaining Sunday Night Football Open Thread

Hey, fellow ruffians! There’s a ton of retrotainment going on ce soir. Whether you choose the debate, the baseball or this wonderful football tilt, I’m all ears and fingers.

NYG/GB-The qb Eli has not played well the last two weeks. He’s got an extremely talented trio of wr’s to go to but his throwing decisions tell me he’s 22 years old, not 35. Whatever. A much smarter qb-Rodgers-will pick apart a depleted Giants secondary to the tune of at least 3 scores through the air and I will hate everything and everybody. That sounds about right. Goddamnit! In other thingys-enjoy the implosion that may occur tonight during the debate.

No matter what occurs-KEEP THOSE FINGERS FLYING!

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Shogun Marcus

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Shogun Marcus

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Brick Meathook
BrettFavresColonoscopy

The Fifth Element is such a good movie that it is going to cost me sleep tonight.

Marc Trestmans Windowless Van

Oh fuck it, is this gonna be what I watch as I go to bed just because it was mentioned.

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

Really? I mean, I liked it (a lot) but I wouldn’t go THAT far.

BrettFavresColonoscopy

I love this film. I have a hard time not watching it whenever it’s on tv.

Brick Meathook

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Brick Meathook

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Marc Trestmans Windowless Van

Because of the debate I went heavy political tonight, enjoy a brief clip of Bill Murray dancing in a wetsuit

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=URZcbVEizOM

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh
Marc Trestmans Windowless Van

I think we need to lobby news stations to call people that don’t know who they are voting for after 2 years of campaigning “dipshits” instead of “undecideds”. I am all for the right to change your mind late in the process but idiots that can’t spend 20 min googling the plan of 2 people don’t deserve multiple debates only for them where they won’t listen anyways.

JustStopDude

The massive problem is the media needs a close race for the 24/7 news cycle. This is the same shit that happened when McCain/Palin was up against Obama/Biden.

They kept harping like the election was close…when it was nothing of the sort. So when the election does happen, people can’t believe their candidate lost by like 30 points…because the media kept making it look close…so it HAS to be voter fraud. Let’s just disassemble voting rights for minorities, the disabled, the elderly, etc.

Trump potentially could lose 45 of 50 states in the general…and his base is going to go crazy…because again, the national media is feeding this as a close race when its nothing of the sort.

Gratliff

Justin Verlander is a stupid, stupid man.
https://twitter.com/JustinVerlander/status/785323247940149248

WCS

And, yet, he gets to sleep with Kate Upton. Justice, there is none of it.

Gratliff

At the same time, he’s probably tweeting it because of Kate Upton. It’s almost like super rich, beautiful white people don’t really understand the context of race relations in America.

JustStopDude

Boy some agent is in for a fun morning….

Sill Bimmons

He and Kate Upton deserve each other.

“Upton, a model familiar to many sports fans both for her appearances in Sports Illustrated’s swimsuit issue and her engagement to Detroit Tigers pitcher Justin Verlander, posted a photo to Instagram of several Miami Dolphins players kneeling Sunday, while teammates stood with their hands over their hearts, before a game against the Seahawks in Seattle. ‘Sitting or kneeling down during the national anthem is a disgrace to those people who have served and currently serve our country,’ she wrote in a caption.

In extensive comments on social media, Upton wrote that the national anthem ‘represents honoring the many brave men and women who sacrifice and have sacrificed their lives each and every single day to protect our freedom,’ and that protesting during it ‘on September 11th is even more horrific.’ She cited the reconstruction of lower Manhattan as an example of the ‘amazing things [that] can be done in this country when we work together towards a common goal’ and added, ‘It is a shame how quickly we have forgotten this as a society.'”

Gratliff

When did the reconstruction projects become something to brag about? We spent 10 years doing nothing but talking shit on New York for shitting the bed magnificently in getting it done.

Sill Bimmons

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Fronkenshteen

Is that his youngest?

BrettFavresColonoscopy

That’s “the Marla one”

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

Jesus! Even I don’t get that reaction on the bus.

Fronkenshteen

O HAI! What’d I miss?

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh
Gratliff

At least the Giants lost. I always have them to make me feel better.

Sill Bimmons

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Gratliff

I probably spent about 5 minutes staring at this when it came up in real time due to the sheer idiocy of it.

Sill Bimmons

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Croooow

What about Ed Hochuli’s gun show?

BrettFavresColonoscopy

How often does he have to be typing “poophole” into his phone for autocorrect to default to that?

Shogun Marcus

Adios folks. Let’s never let politics get in the way of our worship and enjoyment of Bleergh. SEPARATION OF CHURCH AND STATE MUTHALUVAS!

King Hippo

CNN poll – HillyBob won, 57-34.

Fuck your race-baiting, sexist, dumb piece of shit dickhole, Trump.

JustStopDude

So how pissy is OBJ going to be in the locker room?

BrettFavresColonoscopy

The usual

Dick E. Phuck
Romonobyl

Give Eli a break, it’s way past his nitey-time.

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh
Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

and it takes that comment.

Marc Trestmans Windowless Van

That was a catch because go fuck yourself.

– NFL

BrettFavresColonoscopy

Holy dumb fucking fumble, Starks

Sill Bimmons

Soooo…what the fuck was that kick?

Marc Trestmans Windowless Van

Lost to newscasters, Hillary actually did well at the debate tonight, and she seemed like half human which was a 50% improvement for her. Instead it is which of the questions Trump ignored or made shit up for was he the most presidential in.

Senor Weaselo

My friend—okay, the ex-almost-Senorita Weaselo—actually stated concern that she thought Trump might have won the debate to which I assured her, nobody won, we all lost, all we gained was shame for being an American and cirrhosis if we had plentiful alcohol.

BrettFavresColonoscopy

The people who think he won are the people that thought all he had to do was refrain from calling her a bitch and/or whipping his dick out during the debate. By any decent standard of human performance, he was an abomination.

Senor Weaselo

I can’t say she won because she didn’t definitively put him away, so yeah, everyone lost.

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

Agreed; ANY fact checking, analysis of general knowledge, professional decorum, analysis of command of logic, etc. she blew him away. Of course by now everyone knows Trump is not judged on these things; he’s only judged on how Trumpish he was.

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