Your “Do I Have To Choose Just One?” Late Afternoon NFL Open Thread

Well, lookee here folks! On paper we’ve got ourselves some entertaining games on hand. Related:The NFL is being quarantined for “Broken Clock Syndrome”. I’m sure they’ll back to their old shenanigans in no time. TO THE GAMES!

KC/Oak-Much like the above-mentioned organization, HC Reid has clock issues as well. One problem he doesn’t have to bother with is winning coming out of a bye-he’s the proud owner of a scorching 15-2 record in that circumstance. Rb Charles figures to get back in the swing of things in a big way-I expect him to bust a long one at some point. Once he gets into the Raiders secondary he’s likely not to recognize anyone-only cb Amerson is a holdover from last year. With another 2 new starters at the lb spot, defensive communication is said to be a factor in the Raiders lousy play. Look for both these teams to light it up-wr Cooper is first in line to be fed.

Atl-Sea-Huzzah! to the Falcons last week for walking into the belly of the beast and exiting with a win over Denver. Not. Expected. No, they’re not for real just yet but that sort of win sometimes gets players to understand just how good they and their team is/are. (grammar, wha?) Should they pull off the Denver away/Seattle away double whammy of victories, I give them full permission to show their bums to the NFL schedule-makers. It won’t be easy-qb Wilson & Co. have discovered their O these past two weeks. Te Graham has 213 yds. and a TD these past two weeks. Coincidence? No.

Dal/GB-The league’s leading rusher meets up with the league’s best run D. Shall we dance? DAK! might just have to take to the air in a serious way to get the win here and despite the Packers being a touch thin in the secondary, I say that they bless the rook with his very first intercept. I just hope it happens after he kicks another Brady record to the curb. His opposite number this game threw for a season-high 259 yards last week against the Giants. I’ll repeat that-Aaron Rodgers threw for a SEASON-HIGH 259 yards last week. GUH!

Soooo, are you waiting for an invitation? TYPE!

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King Hippo

I finally start Matt Ryan (after he looked matchup-proof in DEN) in insanity, putting up nice -10.20

Spur

Sean Lee had it……..

Beerguyrob

Gonna say gritty defensive struggle here in Seattle.

Spur

Yeah let’s give Rodgers 38 seconds to throw the ball. That should work.

Sill Bimmons

I think I liked it better when DAK was just ham in a can.

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Spur

Dammit.

John Difool

Call Of Duty 2016: A Space Oddity

In Space, No one Can Hear Your Wallet Scream

Spur

Romo can still hold the ball on field goals. Double J will find work for him.

Romonobyl

Maybe not:
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fleshwound_NPG

I am not sure I want to live in a world in which the Cowboys are the best overall team in the NFC

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Nobody does.

Romonobyl

*ahem*

King Hippo

don’t worry Minny’s just on bye, not dead

Spur

Where’s the dislike button?

King Hippo

DAK! takes Dreamboat out of the record books. HUZZAH!!

Spur

Rodgers is going to rub sandpaper on Jordy’s nipples

King Hippo

GritFUMBRE!!!!!

Spur

What Dallas getting a turnover!

Sill Bimmons

Shady went for 62 in the insanity leagues.

Spur

Jon Snow in Space.

fleshwound_NPG

Call of Duty: Another One

Bortleback

Witten made a catch on third and long…..and DIDN’T get a first down? Bizarro world

Old School Zero

BEARS!
PACKERS!
THURSDAY!
FART NOISE!

fleshwound_NPG

Pizza Hut: we haven’t made a single pizza since 1995

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That grilled cheese pizza sounds like the sort of abomination you’d get if you threw both foods in the machine from the The Fly and somehow weren’t horrified by the result.

Spur

Mike McCarth: “nice run Eddie! You’re out for the rest of the game. Take a seat.”

Sill Bimmons

Eddie’s ankle concurs.

blackroseMD1

Saw him on the recent GNR reunion tour. Still plays bass like he’s got the energy of a 20 year old.

Old School Zero

Pure Genius: Because since Silicon Valley has all the new money, the networks are gonna suck their dicks.

Beastmode Ate My Baby

Too late! The politicians are already there.

Sill Bimmons

The concept of this show makes me regicidal.

fleshwound_NPG

Of course a formation from 1953 gets stuffed

Spur

Rodgers thinks he never makes a mistake

Old School Zero

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Sill Bimmons
Sill Bimmons

There are people who aren’t past Ufford.

Sill Bimmons

Obviously.

ThePirateSloth

I did not go up for the Seahawks game to make sure the storms didn’t fuck up my house too much, and went to the sports bar down the street from me.

There are roughly 50 people here, exactly 6 of them are watching the Seahawks, including me. The bar didn’t want to put the Hawks game on the main tv or audio until I called them out on it.

I hate where I live in Portland.

Old School Zero

That’s fucked up. Did they want Cowboys or some shit?

Beastmode Ate My Baby

More likely a repeat of This Old House.

/Portland

ThePirateSloth

Yes. Everyone here is a Cowboys or Packers fan.

Gratliff

Still confused by the Beasley catch. If Calvin Johnson made that catch, he’d have been ejected for unsportsmanlike conduct or some shit.

Gratliff

Holy shit, Carolina.

King Hippo

Lionel Hutz FOAR the win?

Sill Bimmons

“Grit in psychology is a positive, non-cognitive trait based on an individual’s passion for a particular long-term goal or end state, coupled with a powerful motivation to achieve their respective objective.”

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Grit_(personality_trait)

http://www.grittogreat.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/05/slide2.grit-2.jpg

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Spur

Travis Frederick hasn’t forgotten about the cheapshots on Tony in the playoffs. This game is going to get ugly.

King Hippo

If anyone is to challenge Minny in teh NFC, I think it shall be DAK! and palz. Put a cheer outfit on Tony. HAWT!!!

fleshwound_NPG

what is a catch

Gratliff

How was that Cole Beasley catch a catch?

fleshwound_NPG

Clean Coal Beasleydown

Spur

Fuck your cheese – Cole

Beerguyrob

Duff McKagan with the 12 flag in Seattle.

Spur

Witten is always open

Old School Zero

Don’t tell Buddy Cole. He’ll get ideas about what that means for a tight end.

John Difool

“We got to get this guy in Green Bay..”

_Aaron Rodgers

Romonobyl

I have a post awaiting moderation? Moderation has never been one of my strong suits, which is why most of the Halloween candy is already gone.

Old School Zero

I told you not to buy the bags of 100 Grand bars.

King Hippo

chocolate gives me migraines, but if they are in the house from my kids’ trick-or-treating/party haul, I WILL fucking eat them until they gone.

Sill Bimmons

Historically Bad Saints D Is Historically Bad

Beastmode Ate My Baby

HELL YEAH DUFF!

Old School Zero

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Spur

I’m just going to sit and imagine some Dallas cheerleaders feeding me cheese.

Sill Bimmons
Spur
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Is it cause that fucker is calling baseball again tonight?

Eugh.

Romonobyl
Marc Trestmans Windowless Van

OBJ is generally a jackass, but how is that call made. He took his helmet off no where near the field of play and immediately went to the bench

Marc Trestmans Windowless Van

Or ODB*. noticing this 10 min after posting

fleshwound_NPG

Starcraft Halloween is best Halloween

Damn, Jimmy…

https://twitter.com/MartinWongPhoto/status/787463735484960768

Redshirt

AH! WHY PACKERS?! WHY?!

Old School Zero

Three minutes in an KC calls a time out… GLORIOUS!

Sill Bimmons

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Old School Zero

OAK/KC in the pouring rain? YEAH FOOTBALL YEAH!

Redshirt

♪ Listen to the derpin’ in the pouring rain ♪

Spur

Let’s do this. I hope the Cowboys O Line punish the Packers in the 2nd half. The Defense just needs to keep it close. Fuck you Rodgers

Romonobyl
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